(1)
Sukalu Sukalu "haa
babu"
Sakkar khayes ka "nai babu"
jhut boltha BE "nai babu"
Muh khol k dikha BE "HA HA HA"
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(2)
movie
title in 36gari:
titanic-nauka ma dauka
anaconda-atak bad doddhiya
batman-chamkadra dauka
tom n jerry-bilai au musua
saturday nit fever-snichar ke nacha.
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(3)
1 Dehati
aurat cheque cash krwne bank gayi,
clerk:-yaha sign karo!
Aurat:-kaise?
Clerk:-jaise khat k aakhir me likhti ho!
Aurat ne likha:-TOR MUNNA K DAI...
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(4)
"GOOD-MORNING"..
In Chinese,
"HAN-TEGE"..
In French,
"CHOCO-RASI"..
and
In chhattisgari
"UTH NA ROGHA KATEK SUTBE".
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(5)
36garhi
'SHOLE'
veeru- E kukur man k samne jhan nachbe basanti,
Basanti-Rogha veeru ! te har ka mola apan naukrani samajh rakhe has
chal re Gabbar D.J. chala..
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(6)
Tor mor
yaari
jaise machis au kaadi,
jaise raapa au kudari,
jaise doctor au bimari,
jaise tetka au baari,
samjhe sangwari.. ©
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(7)
Chandni
Raat rahis
Nadia k par rahis
au Badal me Tara man k Nzara rahis,
Taha le Premi Pyar se Muska k Premika le kahis:
DARLING !
GUDAKHU karbe ka..?
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(8)
Garib dauki apan
dauka se- "mor bar wisper le aabe ka jee."
Garib dauka- tor dai la ch~%aw, khaye bar roti nai he au tola b~r ma
lagaye bar double roti chahiye.
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(9)
Jindgi muskilo aur
tufano se bhari hai,
agar thokar lage to himmat mat hariye...
phir se khade ho jaiye aur chilla k boliye...
"MOLA KON DHAKELIS RE"
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(10)
Maya
dede maya lele offer kab tak chalhi,
Mai nai raehu ta morech kami khalhi,
Hum to nai bhulan tola,
Jab tak e zindgi k mombatti jalhi.
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(11)
Paa
k poster dekhte hue samaru- ye amitabh k tura kaala paaye haave?
Budharu- apan dadaa laa !
Samaru- kaabar?
Budharu- uhi to kahat rahis: "PAA"
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(12)
Ye dunia ma kono
puchaiya nai he,
matlab nikal jahi ta chinhaiyya nai he,
SMS parhaiyya to katko mil jahi,
SMS par k kono SMS karaiyya nai he..
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(13)
Chhattisgarhi essay of cow-
cow 1 upyogi garwaa hai,
cow k 4 god aur 1 puchi hota hai,
cow k 2 sing bhi hote hai jo kabhu- kabhu humel deta hai aur admi
darra jata hai.
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(14)
Jab tor yaad aathe,
tab tor msg padh lethav,
jab tola dekhe k man karthe tab ankhi la mund lethav,
au jab tor aawaj sune k man karthe tab kukur la 1 dhela mardethav.
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(15)
Tura- "dada me iskul nai jaaw"
Dada- "kaabar be?"
Tura- "kaam buta karhu."
Dada- "4 kilas padh k ka kaam karbe re?"
Tura- "tisri kilas k turi man la tusan padhahu."
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(16)
Unhone jis-jis
jagah rakkhe kadam,
Wo har zamin humne chum li.
aur us bewafa ne mere ghar jaakar keh diya:
"kaki tor tura ha maati khathe..."
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(17)
Kaisa lagta hai? Jab tez barish me, hawa k jhoko k sang, khamoshi se
chalte hue.. koi aap ka hath tham k haule se keh de.!
'Oti jhn ja chikhla he boja jabe.
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(18)
England Mother- Good night dear.
Hindu Mother- Shub raatri beta.
Muslim Mother- Shaba khair
and
Chhattisgarh's mummy-
"sut na re rogaha, Hey bhagwan aagi lage ekar Mobile la."
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(19)
Chattisgarhi
Teacher:-
"wahan 1 sundar ladki khadi hai.!"
Is ko chattisgarhi Me translate karo?
Student:- Very simple sir,
"o de, Tor bhauji..!"
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(20)
Labri ke maya me
main labra ho gew...
Labri ke maya me main labra ho gew...
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(21)
Sab koti khamoshi
chhaye he, duniya me pyar kon ha paay he.
Ham aaj bhi okar yaad me jhumat rahithan,
au turi man kaithe- "ye rogha tura aaj pher pee k aaye he." © SMSMASTI.net
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(22)
Arj kiya hai..
ujale ki chah me andhero me bhatak gaya hu...
ujale ki chah me andhero me bhatak gaya hu...
ey dost jara haath dena chikhla me satak gaya hu...! © SMSMASTI.net
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(23)
hume to Baasi ne
luta, Bhat me kaha dum tha,
handiya me hath dala to Sitha kum tha,
phir bhi hum haar nahi mane kyo ki Baghare Bhat me bahut dum tha. © SMSMASTI.net
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