Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya,
Sindhi niche pahuncha
to coin nahi mila !
kyu ?
kyu ki
Coin se pehle,
Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai Jhulelal !!!
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College me lecture chal raha tha, ek ladka achanak uthkar
class k bahar chala gaya, Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya? Ladke ke dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai. |
Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi
jaisa dikhta hai |
LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP-
"Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge" |
Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya,
Sindhi niche pahuncha
to coin nahi mila ! |
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Government bolti hai ''PANI'' bachao,
Abishek bolta hai ''PAPER'' bachao, |
3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi, |
Judge- Can u tell me the
place where this man raped your wife? |
Hamari Dosti tab khatam hogi jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone kar k batayega ki ek andhe ne dekha ki ek langda bhag raha tha Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye. |
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A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig
fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each other, Next day the Pig
died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu |
Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota |
Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na
Ulaj Jaya karo Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo, Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo, Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo... |
Baadal
kitne khushnaseeb hai, |
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Wo maut bhi badi suhani hogi, Jo aap k Pyar me
aani hogi, |
Jo asani se
mile wo hai gum, |
I am sorry
yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai baar tujhse baat nahi ki,
tujhse hath nahi milaya, |
Jab
tumhari yaad aati hai to lagta hai, har patthar pe
likhu |
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Bekabu hai
Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu, |
Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai, |
Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum
na kahenge apko |
Meri kisi khata pe naraj na
hona. |
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Kisi
ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare, Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta... Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal, Kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta..... |
Log kahte hai ki Pyar itna bhi mat karo ki Girl Friend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki Pyar itna karo, ki Girl Friend ki Friend bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye** |
Kiss is not like Nokia.. |
Zamaana gujar gaya haathonko milaye hue, Muddat ho gayi nazaronko milaye hue, Din raat nikal gaye yaadonme khoye hue, Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue? | ||||
Ummido ki
shama Dil me mat jalana, |
Har
nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai, |
Koi khat nahi,
koi khabar nahi, apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi, |
Taras gaye
didar ko, Dil phir bhi aapke liye dua karta hai, |
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Yaado me na
Dhundo Hame, Dil me bas jayeenge, |
Missed call
to ek bahana hai, |
subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya, aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to $M$ kiya. |
Na jane log kyo darte hai,
kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kerte hai, aur kuch aise bhi hain ap jaise is dunia me, |
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