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College me lecture chal raha tha, ek ladka achanak uthkar class k bahar chala gaya,
Lecturer: ye bahar kyu gaya?
Ladke ke dost: sir usko nind me chalne ki aadat hai.

Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi jaisa dikhta hai
Kya khilate ho?
Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai. Engineering kar raha hai, exam abhi chalu hai.

LITTLE GIRL WENT 2 SHOP- "Jab mai badi ho jaungi mujhse shadi kroge"
SHOPKEEPER SMILING-"Ha kar lunga"
GIRL- "To apni hone wali wife ko 1 choclate bhi nahi doge."

Sindhi ka 1 Rs. ka Coin terrace se gir gaya, Sindhi niche pahuncha to coin nahi mila !
kyu ?
kyu ki
Coin se pehle,
Sindhi niche pahunch gaya !!! Jai Jhulelal !!!

Government bolti hai ''PANI'' bachao, Abishek bolta hai ''PAPER'' bachao,
ab bolo sala aadmi subah subah kya kare? Pani bachaye ya paper.

3 idiot aur bhi jyada hit ho sakti thi,
...
agar
.....
Karina bhi kahti,
"Jahapanah tusi great ho TOHFA kabul karo."

Judge- Can u tell me the place where this man raped your wife?
Santa Lifted his wife's sari then pulled Down her panty and said- ETHYE MY LORD ETHYE!

Hamari Dosti tab khatam hogi jab ek Goonga ek behre ko phone kar k batayega ki ek andhe ne dekha ki ek langda bhag raha tha Ganje k peeche uske baal katne k liye.

A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each other, Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI.."

Har kashti ka sahil nahi hota
kimti chiz ka har koi kabil nahi hota
ye to tumhare pitaji ki mehrbani hai
varna tum jaise popat k paas mobile nahi hota

Har Waqt Kaam Me Itna Na Ulaj Jaya karo
Kabhi Hamari Yaad Ko Bhi Dil Me Laya Karo,
Milne Ka Vada Mat Karo,
Par Har Roz Apni Aawaz To Sunaya Karo...

Baadal kitne khushnaseeb hai,
Door rahkar bhi zameen par baraste hai,
Hum kitne badnaseeb hai,
Paas rahkar bhi milne ko taraste hai.

Wo maut bhi badi suhani hogi, Jo aap k Pyar me aani hogi,
Ye dua hai khuda se ki pehla hum jaye..
Kyon ki WELCOME ki rasam bhi to nibhani hogi.

Jo asani se mile wo hai gum,
jo mushkil se mile wo hai Paisa,
jo kissi-kissi ko mile wo hai Pyaar,
jo naseeb walo ko mile wo hai apun ka SMS!!!

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya,  kai baar tujhse baat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya,
Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki “AIDS” chhune se nahi failta.

Jab tumhari yaad aati hai to lagta hai, har patthar pe likhu
‘I MISS U’ aur har patthar tumhe maaru, taaki tumhe pata chale ki har yaad me kitna DARD hota hai

Bekabu hai Dil fir bhi jiya ja raha hu,
Khali hua botal fir bhi piya ja raha hu,
Majburi to dekho is Dil ki,
Reply nahi mil raha fir bhi msg kiya ja raha hu.....!

Jab jab hame pyaas lagti hai,
Unke aane ki aas lagti hai.
Unki deewangi mein hum ho gaye itne Deewane,
Ki har ladki ki maa apni saas lagti hai.

Kisi bhi muskil mod par Hum na kahenge apko
C U,Rahenge sath humesha
Me & U,Kal Hum na rhe is duniya me,To rakhkr Phool meri Kabr par kehna
"Stupid I miss U"

Meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabbi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kabbi udaas na hona.......

Kisi ko mil jati hai rangeen bahare,
Kisi ko chaman bhi nahi milta... 
Kisi ki kabar par banta hai Tajmahal,
Kisi ko kafan bhi nahi milta.....
Log kahte hai ki Pyar itna bhi mat karo ki Girl Friend sar par sawar ho jaye,Hum kehte hai ki Pyar itna karo, ki Girl Friend ki Friend bhi apke sath faraar ho jaye**

Kiss is not like Nokia..
Connecting People
Kiss is not like Pepsi..Yeh Dil Maange More
But Kiss is like Pan Parag..Ek Se Mera Kya Hoga

Zamaana gujar gaya haathonko milaye hue, Muddat ho gayi nazaronko milaye hue, Din raat nikal gaye yaadonme khoye hue, Ab kab samane aaoge yaar muskurate hue?

Ummido ki shama Dil me mat jalana,
is jahan se alag duniya mat basana,
aaj bas mood me tha to SMS kar diya,
par roj intezar me palke mat bichana. -
Mukesh

Har nazar nazar mein ek kashish hoti hai,
Har Dil mein ek chahat hti hai,
Mumkin nahi har ek k liye TAJ MAHAL banana..
Par har Dil mein ek mumtaz jarur rehti hai

Koi khat nahi, koi khabar nahi, apko shayad rishte ki kadar nahi,
hum to apko yaad karte hai har sans k sath, shayad apko hamari sanson ki koi fikar nahi.

Taras gaye didar ko, Dil phir bhi aapke liye dua karta hai,
Humse achcha to aapke ghar ka aayina hai...
Jo har roz aapka Deedar karta hai. -
Prem

Yaado me na Dhundo Hame, Dil me bas jayeenge,
milne ki tamanna ho agar DIL me MOBILE ON karo,
Hum to INBOX me hi mil jayenge

Missed call to ek bahana hai,
Irada to aapka ek lamha churana he,
Aap chahe humse baat karo ya na karo,
Aap ki yadon mein humara ana jana hai.

subah ko yaad aayi to miss kiya, dopahar ko yaad aayi to bahut miss kiya, shaam ko yaad aayi to heart ne skip kiya, aur jab jaan pe ban aayi to $M$ kiya.

Na jane log kyo darte hai, kuch log to SMS bhi nahi kerte hai, aur kuch aise bhi hain ap jaise is dunia me,
Jo MISCALL maar k bhi, balance check karte hain.

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