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Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayi thi,
maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai.
Pappu: Papa aap Honeymoon me gaye the to mai kahan tha.
Pappu ka Papa: Beta jab gaye to mere pet me Aur aaye to mammi k pet me tha.
Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega, jab bajana band kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI baja. Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!
Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga".
Ek baar ek nanga admi aur ek hathi amane samne khade the hathi ne nange admi ko kuch der dekha aur puchha...
"yaar tum is chhoti c sund se kaise saans lete ho".
suhagraat ki raat ko dulhe ne dulhan se puchha darling aaj tumko chand ki sair krau ya sitaro ki...?
dulhan ne sharmaate hue kaha ye to mai apka rocket dekhkar hi bataungi.
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani-
Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge.....
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.
College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi,
to ek ladka jaakar bola,
"miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye,
Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai".
Teacher- jab mai padhati hu to tum sir me tel kyu laga lete ho?
Santa- kal rat mummy papa se keh rahi thi agar andar nahi jaraha hoto tel laga lo.
In a job interview a man is asked: "apko kitne saalon ka tajurba ha?"
Man:"Sir, maaf karna, main Gay nahi hu,
Lekin mujhe 3 saaliyon ka tajurba hai.
A GAY couple, got up in the morning,
1st- Naraj hai mujh se?
2nd- Nahi to..!!
1st- to raat ko meri taraf muh kar k kyon soya tha...??
garibi se tang pati bola- lgta hai ab dosto k aage hath failane padenge.
ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo, warna mujhe tange failani padengi.
Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha "Beti, chay aati hai?"
Ladki boli "Sasurji, mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata,chay kya ghanta aayega".
Height of Double Meaning.. Manmohan after winning election-"Ye to Soniyaa ji ke Hath ka kamaal hai varna iss umar me mera khada hona mushkil tha.." LADY- Saree me agar ek bhi ched dikha to saree waapas kar dungi. DUKANDAAR- Madam ji, aap "Ched" dikhao to shi, saree aapko free me de dunga. Girls Hostel warden calls Electric office & Complains: "aaj to aadmi bhej do Ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hai.!!"
aisi kaun si jagah hai?
Jaha admi or aurat dono k baal ghungrale hote hai??
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Dirty Mind?
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Kitna Ganda sochte ho?
wo jagah hai
WEST INDIES
Sardarni- meri bra utaro.
Sardar- ye le.
Sardarni- ab panty bhi utaro.
Sardar- ye bhi le.
Sardarni- khabardar agar aage se mere undergarments pahne to.
Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.
Dr.: u r Pregnant.
Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha 93.5 Red FM To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho
a boy to god...
Boy: God ji kya shadi se pehle kisi ldki k sath sona paap hai?
God: bilkul nahi, lekin kamino tum log sote kahan ho.!
Wife to husband: tumhe pyar karna nahi aata.
Husband: to kya ye 3 bachche Internet se Download kiye hain..?
Wife: nahi ye to sharma ji ki Pen Drive se liye hai..
1 kisaan badi buri halat me gao aaya, Sab ne puchha "kya hua ?"
Kisan- mandi me anaaj bech raha tha, "Gehoon-Le-Lo"
unhone samjha,
"Gay-Hoon-Le-Lo"
Wife- i am pregnant,
Husband- main to London me tha,
Wife- apka photo tha na,
Husband- oye.. Jhuth mat bol, photo to sirf kamar se upar tak ka tha.
Ladki whisper k packet le k khadi thi,
Bhikari- kuch de do madam,
Ladki- kuch nahi hai,
Bhikari- phiir ye bread hi de do,
Ladki- kal aana sauss laga kar dungi.
Ladki jab charan chune ko jhukti hai tab kya dhikte hai?
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Uske
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Sanskar dhikte hai.
aur jo aap soch rahe ho usse apke sanskar dhikhte hai.
Sardar ji school me apne ladke ka report card lene jate hai
Sardar: “madam ji kab dengi aap”
Madam bade pyar se boli: “sardar ji period khatam hone tak to intezaar kar lo na. phir de dungi“
 
College girl fees counter par khadi thi
Fees collector se boli: “sir, le lo na”
Sir: “2 minutes ruko araam se lunga”
Ladki: “are jaldi lelo fir nahi de paungi, mera period shuru hone wala hai“
aaj ki college girls bahut romantic hai
Photocopy ki dukan pe ja k bolti hai "Bhaiya jaldi aage piche se do-do baar kar do, period shuru na ho jaye."
Jab raat ko Baccha nahi sota to uski Maa kya kehti Hai?
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Soja beta soja..warna,
dusra Bachcha kaise hoga?
   

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