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(1)

Exams ke 4 din pehle syllabus dekha to yaad aaya,
Kuch To Hua Hai Kuch Ho Gaya Hai,
Exams ke din paper dekh kar yaad aaya,
Sab Kuch Alag Hai Sab Kuch Naya Hai?

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(2)

Na waqt itna k sallybus pura kiya jaye,
Na tarkeeb koi k exam pass kiya jaye,
Na jane kaun sa dard diya hai is parhai ne...
Na roya jaye aur na soya jaye .

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(3)

Kash koi “exam result” ka insurance kara deta,
to har exam ke pehle premium bharwa dete,
Pass hote to thik hai, Varna insurance claim karva lete…

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(4)

3 sardar after exam 1st:Yaar mujhey kuch nahi ata tha main paper khali chor aya hu.
2nd: Mai bhi!
3rd:Shit yaar, teacher samjhegi hum ne cheating ki hai.

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(5)

Hum jeete EK bar hai, Marte EK bar hai, Pyar EK bar hota hai,
Aur shaadi bhi EK hi bar hoti hai..
tO ye EXAMS BAR-BAR KYUN ???

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(6)

Exams ka saya hai, exam ke dino me sukh kisne paya hai?
dunia wale kehte hain ache number lao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye ye to moh maya hai!!

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(7)

“Chanda Mama so Gaye, Student sarey jage,
Dekho pakdo yaron, Ghadi ke kaante bhaage,
Ek pariksha khatam, to duji shuru ho gayi MAAMU.

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(8)

Lamha Lamha waqt guzar jayega…
Chand lamhon me exam aa jayega…
abhi bhi waqt hai, do line pad lo…
Warna pass kya MUNNA BHAI karvayega??

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(9)

Ye exam k rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,
Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,
Rahte hai jo nigaho se dur,
Sale wahi Question compulsory hote Hai.

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(10)

Har sawal se dut ker ladna,
fekne me kami mat karna,
mauka mile to piche bhi dekhna,
aur 1 baat yaad rakhna...
aage wale ka paper apna samajhna.

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(11)

koi chiz bewafai se bad ker kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se bad ker kya hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani me saza,
to wo saza PARHAI se bad ker kya hogi.

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(12)

Samandar bhar syllabus hota hai,
nadi bhar pad pate hai,
balti bhar yaad rehta hai,
chuloo bhar number aate hai,
jis me hum doob jate hai.

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(13)

Sardar- Oye putter tere result da ki hoya?
Putter- papa is class wich ek saal aur lagega,
Sardar- koi baat nahi putter, 2 saal lage ya 3,
Fail mat hona all the best

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(14)

Guzre hui Exam ko kabhi yaad na karna,
answer sheet me jo likha hai uski fariyad na karna,
Jo hoga wo hokar rahega,
uske fikr me apne holidays barbad na karna.

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(15)

agar exam me paper kathin ho to aankhe band karo,
Gaheri saans lo aur Jor se kaho...
"Ye subject bahut hi mazedar hai, main ise agle saal phir padhunga"
Fikar Not Dost

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(16)

Koi chiz bewafai se bad kar kya hogi,
Ghum-e-tanhai judai se bad kar kya hogi,
Kisi ko deni ho jawani me saza,
To wo saza PADHAI se bad kar kya hogi.

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(17)

Exam k paawan mauke pe arz hai...
Padhna-likhna tyag de mitra, Nakal se rakh aas.
Odh rajai so ja beta, Rab karega pass.

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(18)

Zindgi apni masti me jiya kar,
ishq bahut buri cheez hai na kiya kar,
tu apna pura dhyan career pe mod de,
ishq aur apni girlfriend mere liye chhod de.

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(19)

2 trees Katne par 15 paper bante h
which V use in 1 exam Join us 2 save trees
SAY NO TO EXAMS Forward it 2 all good studnts
Exam HATAO
trees Bachao..

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(20)

four things boys do in exam hall:
1. counting no. of girls
2. flirting with lady invigilator
3. reading the brand name of pen
4. thikin to study well for the next exam.

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(21)

Its true...!

Hundred words don't give pain when a teacher takes class...!!

But a friend's silence.

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in the exam hall hurts a lot.

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(22)

Hum Diye pr hath rakh kar kasam khate hai ki hum next exam se regularly classes attend karenge, proper notes banayenge, Internal papers denge.
AILA !
Diya Bujh Gya!

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(23)

Har yug me aisa hota hai,
har student ishq me khota hai.
Padhai rah jaati hai sirf dikhave ki,
aur phir haal-e-dil
mark sheet par bayan hota hai.

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(24)

Exam k raat student ne toss kiya,
Head aaya to sona hai,
Tail aaya to film dekhna hai,
Khada raha to gane sununga,
agar hawa me raha to kasam se raat bhar padhai karuga.

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(25)

Samundar bhar syllabus hota hai,
Nadiya bhar padh pate hai,
Talab bhar yaad rahta he,
Lota bhar likh pate he,
Chullu bhar number aata hai,
Usi me doob jate hai.

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