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(91)

Lakh koshish karu bhulane ki,
magar ek baat rah rah kar satati hai,
ki teri Girl Friend rakhti hai KarwaChauth,
lekin umar meri kyu bad jati hai.

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(92)

Mai Tumhare Liye Sab Kuch Karta..
Magar Mujhe Kaam Tha......
Mai Tumhare Liye Doob k Marta...
Magar Mujhe Zukham Tha

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(93)

Baharo phool barsao mera "DOST"aya hai,
Hoto pe muskan, gali me mehak laya hai,
Barso tak thi jise pani se "ELERGY",
vo aaj "LUX" se naha k aya hai.

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(94)

Pyar na rahe to wafa kaun karega,
Dost na rahe to Dosti kaun karega,
Khuda salamat rakhe tumhe... varna
bandar ki tarah uchal-kood kaun karega...??

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(95)

Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega,
Chand Lamhon Me Exam Sar Pe Ajayega,
Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo,
Warna Pass Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga!

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(96)

Dil k arman ansuo me beh gaye,
Hum gali me the gali me reh gaye...
Light chali gayi thi.....
 Jo baat unse kehni thi wo unki mummy se keh gaye....

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(97)

Premi: A bewafa tune mera Dil jala kar raakh kar diya,
Premika: teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi...
bhej de raakh BARTAN Manjne k kaam ayegi.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(98)

Huqiqat samjho ya afsana,
apna samjho ya begana,
hai apka humara rishta purana,
isliye farz tha apko batana,
ki thand shuru ho gai hai isliye plz roz mat nahana.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(99)

Wo aaye hum dekhte rahe, wo muskuraye hum chup rahe,
wo bolte rahe hum sunte rahe, unhone kuch pucha hum shant rahe,
jab wo jane lage to, hum chillaye Sir attendance to le lo..

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(100)

Mood kar na dekh mujhe, yoon hanste hanste,
Mere dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI JI Namaste

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(101)

Chori Chori ye aana jana chhod do,
Chupke Chupke yun nazare milaana chfod do;
Kisi din bahot pitto ge unse tum...
Ye Masjido se joote churana chhod do.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(102)

student's problem… kuch badi hui takdir nazar aati hai,
yado ki ek zanzeer nazar aati hai, padhe bhi to kya padhe,har page pe ladkiyo ki tasveer nazar aati hai.

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(103)

hume to apno ne loota... gairo mein kaha dam tha...
meri haddi waha tooti jahan hospital band tha...
Mujhe jis ambulance me daala.. uska petrol khatam tha..
mujhe rikshey me isliye bithaya kyoki uska kiraya kam tha..

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(104)

Arz kiya hai...
tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?
are tujhe kya pata gum kise kahte hai?
tune to hamesh cellotape ko hi use kiya hai.

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(105)

khuda Bachaye, Mughrur Biwi Se, purane Tv Se
dubai K Shekh Se, nai Ki Shave Se, aurat Ki Bewafai Se,
purani Mithai Se, Haram Ki Kamai Se Aur...
aap Ki Judai Se

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(106)

ye Dosti badi zalim hai Dosto, par hum nibha rahe hai,
karte hai yaad unko bhukhe pet, par wo akele hi khana kha rahe hai.

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(107)

Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Phool Girte hai jab aap aate ho,
Aji zara dhyan se chala karo....
kyo mere gamlo se takrate ho.

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(108)

pagal hai wo log jo Pyar me kisi ko miss karte hain,
karna hai to macharoun ko miss karo...
jo jaan hatheli pe rakhkar aap ko kiss karte hain.

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(109)

Agar manzil ko pana hai to himat saath rakhna,
agar pyar ko pana hai to aitbar sath rakhna,
agar hamesha muskurana ho to BRUSH AUR PASTE sath rakhna.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~
(110)

Khuda bachaye hamein in haseenon se, naazneenon se, dilnasheenon se, jaaasheenon se... par inhe kaun bachaye hum kameenon se...

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(111)

Mood mood kar na dekh mujhe, yun hanste hanste,
Mere Dost hain bade hoshiyaar, keh denge BHABHI JI Namaste.

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(112)

aaj mausam me kuch ajeeb c baat hai,
Beqabu se mere jazbaat hai,
Ji chahta hai tum ko chura le tumhi se,
Par papa kehte hain ki chori karna buri baat hai!

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(113)

 DOSTI yu hi nibhate rahenge,
waqt bewaqt aapko satate rahenge,
dua karo ki umar lambi ho hamari,
nahi to bhoot bankar aapko darate rahenge

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(114)

jab tum meri taraf dekhti ho,
tum bahut hi khubsurat dikhti ho,
magar jab tum dusron ki taraf dekhti ho,
tum utni hi badsurat dikhti ho.

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(115)

ey Dost Tu Sabse azeez Hai,
Dil K Sabse Kareeb Hai,
Na Koi Call Na Koi sMs,
Kya Tu SUDAMA Se Bhi Zyada Gareeb Hai.?

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(116)

Tumhara naam phul rakhu to bikhar jaoge,
Dil rakhu to tut jaoge,
Chalo bijli rakhta hu,
Chhor k jaoge to 1 ghante baad wapas aa jaoge.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(117)

Kabhi na chuka sako wo loan hai hum,
jo hamesha bajti rahe wo tone hai hum,
ab to pehchan gaye na kaun hai hum?
are is message ki duniya ke "DON" hai hum...

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(118)

Samundar k kinare baithe hai, Kabhi to lehar aayegi,
Kismat badle na badle, Moti mile na mile...
Kam se kam.. Chappal to dhul jayegi.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(119)

Dekho mausam kitna suhana hai,
thandi thandi fizao ka aana jana hai,
kuch sMs kar liya karo Dost,
is balance se kya apni shaadi ka card chapwana hai?

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(120)

Pani dekh kar pyas to lagti hogi,
Koi shadi dekh kar aas to lagti hogi,
Hum jante hai apke Dil ki baat,
Har khubsurat ladki ki maa apko apni "Saas" lagti hogi.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(121)

Phalon k raja ko aam kehte hai,
Dopher k baad ko sham kehte hai,
Raksha kare use ram kehte hai,
Jo sMs ka jawab na de use zandu baam kehte hai.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(122)

Kanjusi k sare record tod dete ho..
Bhikhari ka bhi rukh mod dete ho..
Mahaan hai aapki kanjusi..
Jo toilet ke lote me bhi pani chhod dete ho..

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(123)

Pataane se na pate, aisi koi Ladki nahi,
Pataane se na pate, aisi koi Ladki nahi.
agar phir bhi na pate, to dunia me Ladkio ki koi kami nahi.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(124)

Zindgi bhar tumhara saath hum denge,
Dosti ki har saugaat hum denge,
Girne lagoge to haath hum denge.
aur na gire to ek laat bhi hum denge.

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(125)

Bahut dur rah kar bhi pass lagte ho,
nazro se dur rehkar bhi khas lagte ho,
har baar dusro ka diya SMS bhejte ho...
aur khud ko "Tulsidas" samajhte ho.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(126)

Shayari of the year 2010...
Wo mujhse meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai,
Wo mujhse meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai,
Kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata puchta hai.

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(127)

chandi k sandas me sone jaisa goo.. wah wah,
chandi k sandas me sone jaisa goo.. wah wah,
jab tum gaye sandas me to awaj aayi poo...poo...poo...poo..!

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(128)

Kanjus mat ban ye gunah hoga,
tere mobile me balance behisab hoga,
ek sms roz kar,warna tera hi mobile sabse pahle kharab hoga.

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(129)

mohhbat ki raho me har pal dard milega..
meri mano us raste par ek medical store khol do...
khuda kasam bahut chalega..!!

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(130)

arz kiya hai...
Gam hai.. tanhai hai...wah... Wah..!
Gum hai... tanhai hai... zalimon tum bhi msg karo...
meri kya 2 number ki kamaai hai?

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(131)

Arz kiya hai....
 Rani ka surname hai mukherjee...
Rani ka surname hai mukherjee. . . .
Boost is the secret of my energy.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(132)

Zameen k har zarre ko aftab kar denge,
gulshan k har phul ko gulab kar denge.
Har pal intezar karoge humare SMS ka....
apki aadat hum itni kharab kar denge.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(133)

Wo sochte hai hum unke bina ji na payenge,
dard me umar bhar aansu bahayenge.
uski aisi ki taisi,sala hum usse bhi raapchhik item patayenge.?"

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(134)

Pyar aise karo jisme sirf khushiya ho,
Pyar aise karo jisme dooriyan na ho,
Pyar aise karo jisme nanha munna na ho...

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(135)

Zamin pe wo humara naam likhte hai mitate hai,
zamin pe wo hamara naam likhte hai mitate hai,
unka to time pass ho jata hai kambakht mitti me hum mil jate hai.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(136)

arz kiya hai...
 toot gayi mere Dil ki deewar Brick by Brick,

wah wah

 toot gayi mere Dil ki deewar Brick by Brick,

So what

Chutki me chipkaye

Fevikwik..

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(127)

Hum ne apko chaha star plus ki tarah,
hum ne apko dekha sony tv ki tarah,
hum ne apko suna zee news ki tarah,
aur aapne hume bhula diya DOORDARSHAN ki tarah.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(128)

Jungle me sapera been liye baitha hai...
Gaur farmaiye
Jungle me spera been liye beitha hai
Saanp aur bhi kamina hai...wo durbin liye baitha hai.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(129)

Raat 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell.

wah...wah...

Raat 2 baje kisi ne bajai ghar ki bell...

Maine gate khola, chokidar bola: aall is well...!! all is well...!

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(130)

Apun ko itne SMS karte ho,
reply dene ko majboor karte ho,
iske piche tumhara koi plan hai,
ya auro k jaise tu bhi apnu ka fan hai.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(131)

arz kiya hai....
wo ruthi hai aise humse. Jaise hum sach me unhe mana lenge.
wah...wah

Itna waqt kaun zaya kare,
Itne me to hum dusri pata lenge.....
wah...wah

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(132)

Ishq ne kitno ko nikamma banadiya,
kisi ko salim kisi ko salma bana diya,
par aap to bade ustad nikle.....
janab, padosi ki kutiya ko bhi 4 pillo ki amma bana diya.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(133)

aap itne achchhe lagte ho. Dil ko mere baste ho.
Kasam se wo ada to aapki jaan le leti hai...
Jab jukhaam me aap naak se gubbara fula k haste ho..!!

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(134)

Shayari of the year 2010..
Wo mujhse meri girlfriend ka pata puchta hai,
Wo mujhse meri girlfriend ka pata pu6ta hai,
Kitna pagal hai apne hi ghar ka pata puchta hai.

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(135)

arz kiya hai..
maathe par lahu, sir par ret..
wah..wah..!
Maathe par lahu,sir par ret....
kyonki.. kisi ne phool maara. Gamla samet.

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(136)

Kushi ko gam kaise keh de,
Tumhari Dosti ko kam kaise keh de.
Ye to sab kahte hai ki tum pagal ho...
Lekin sach me ho...Ye hum kaise keh de..

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~
(137)

Gor farmaiyega-
waqt par adat na badli to wo zarurat-e-life ban jati hai.....
aur agar time par girl friend na badli to wo kambakt wife ban jaati hai..

~~~~~===============******===============~~~~~

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