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If people says u r Crazy, B patiend. if they say u r monkey, relax. if they say u r stupid, B cool but if they say u r smart, Thapad maar sale ko.

Ek aap ho kitne achhe ho, 1 aap ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 ek aap ho ki kitane sachche .... aur 1 hum hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hai  

Aap subse Attractive, Beautiful, Cute, Decent, Fantastic, Intelligent, Lovable, Outstanding, Smart, Talented person ka SMS pad rahe hai.

Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki
agar thoda din ruk jaata to shayad koi achha Model mil jaata.

Ankhon k liye gajar ka juse
sehat k liye mosmi ka juse
dimag k liye badam ka juse
call nahi to miss call hi kar liya kar kanjuss.

Kitne hasin nazare hai magar tum nahi,
Badal Bijli  Taare hai magar tum nahi,
u to khuda ne tumhe fursat se banaya hai,
bas kami rahi yah lagai ek duum nahi.

Ummidon ki manzil dah gayi,
khwabon ki duniya bah gayi,
abe teri kya izzat rah gayi jab ek jhakkas item tereko BHAIYA keh gayi.............."

Har khushi teri taraf mod doon,
tere liye chand taare tak tod doon,
khushiyo k darwaje tere liye khol doon,
itna kafi hai ya do jhoot or bol du  

Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"!

Baite tere khayalo me,
kore kagaj pe likha tera naam,
taswir bhi bana dali aur likha ye paigam,
Jinda ya murda pakdne wale ko 500000000 inam.

Abe o burai k rasgulle,
pap ki barfi, bewafai k laddu,
matlabi chuski, badmashi k pedhe,
jhoot k kalakand ...
Tu bada hi sweet hai re....

Birds luv u...
Monkys luv u...
Hippos luv u...
Girrafe luv u...
Chimpnze luv u..
PLEASE.............
RETURN to ZOO They all miss U!! !  

Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.....!

E Dost teri Dosti k liye dunia chhod denge, teri taraf aaye Tufan ko mod denge,
Lekin tune jo sath chhoda, kasam se teri haddiya tod denge.

Aahat si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Saya koi lahraye to lagta hai ki tum ho
Ab tum hi bataao meri jaan, tum kisi bhoot se kam ho?

Hum aapke ghar jarur aaenge,
 har WAQT aaenge,
 DINRAAT aaenge, aur
aur
.....Ghanti bajakar bhag jaenge.

Husband aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya,
Wife- "kaun thi wo?" Hus-"Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi".

Main aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai,
nalayak log dusro ko forward karte hai,
gadhe delete karte hai aur pagal store kar lete hai.
Aap kya karne wale hai

Americans says cellphone was invested by us.
Japanese says simcard was invested by us.
but V
Indians can proudly say missed call was invested by us.

Taj mahal kuch logo k liye ek ajuba hai,
kuch k liye pyar ka ehsaas hai,
par hamare tumhare liye ye bakwaas hai kyunki roz badlati hamari tumhari Mumtaz hai.

Lakh kar lo nakhre tum hum Dilwale hi dulhania le jaeng,
Dulha bhale koi bhi ho barat ki BUS hum hi chalaenge.

Teirna hai to beach me aao, Kinaro pe kya rakha hai,
Pyaar karna hai to bahon me aao, isharo me kya rakha hai.

Kya lekar aaya tha?
Kya lekar jayega?
Mujhe SMS na karke zaalim,
Tu kitna CHILLHAR bachayega?

Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe,
tune kisi ka bhi jawab nahi diya;
kahin tere Dil mein raddi ki tokri to nahi?

Mere SMS k charche jahan
mein hone lage;
log mere diwane hone lage,
Khushnasib ho tum, jo tumhe SMS mila;
jise nahi mila wo,
mobile patak patak k rone lage!

Agar aapko raat k tanhai me koi tang kare,
Aapko karwate badlne me majboor kare,
Chup k se kaan me kuch kahe aur chum le ........to
ALLOUT lagao MACHHAR bhagao.

Tu chand mange main chand dedu,
Tu raat mange main raat dedu,
Tu Dil mange main Dil dedu,
Tu jaan mange, bas yaar...
Bheek mangne ki bhi koi limit hoti hai!  

Message pe message bhejte ho,
bhej bhej k bheja kharab karte ho,
bhejte ho toh bhi kya bhejte ho,
khudka bheja to chalta nahin ,
doosron ka bheja hua bhejte ho.

Santa: Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan?
Banta: Gold ring de de.
Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar.
Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de.

Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta pad gaya..!!
Lalu bola..!! Sala hum to BSNL ka card dalaya hu..
Ye sala
HUTCH ka Network kaise pakad liya..!!

Mere jaise ladke ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye.  

Rosni dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe,
Dil dekar dard lena koi hamse sikhe,
kuch na dekar Dil lena koi Unse sikhe,
SMS lekar reply na dena koi aap se sikhe...!

Devdas k babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do,
uski ma ne kaha paro ko chhod do,
paro ne kaha daru chhod do,
lekin aapko kisne kaha -
SMS karna chhod do

kaun kehta hai bujurgo ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota.
Yah bat alag hai ki un par kisi ko shak nahi hota.

Khush to bahot hoge tum,
Ki forward karne k liye
SMS mil gaya,
Magar ab kya karoge...?
Jab msg me kuch bhi nahi mila...?
Ha ha ha ha

Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se kaha mai maa banne wali hun.
Boyfriend bola maine tujhe chhuwa bhe nahi aur tu maa banne wali hai.
Ladki boli kal mai tere baap se shadi kar rahi hun.

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