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If people says u r Crazy, B patiend. if they say u r monkey, relax. if they say u r stupid, B cool but if they say u r smart, Thapad maar sale ko. |
Ek
aap ho kitne achhe
ho, 1 aap ho ki kitne sunder ho, 1 ek aap ho ki kitane sachche .... aur 1 hum
hai ki jhoot pe jhoot bol rahe hai |
Aap subse Attractive, Beautiful, Cute, Decent, Fantastic, Intelligent, Lovable, Outstanding, Smart, Talented person ka SMS pad rahe hai. |
Shadi karne k baad aur Mobile kharidne k baad ek hi afsos hota hai ki |
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Ankhon k liye gajar ka juse |
Kitne hasin nazare hai magar tum nahi, |
Ummidon
ki manzil dah gayi, |
Har khushi teri taraf
mod doon, |
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Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye, mashoka le ker kahan nikle" Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye. mashoka hogi tero. Meri to behan hai"! |
Baite tere khayalo me, |
Abe
o burai k rasgulle, |
Birds luv u... |
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye. |
E
Dost
teri Dosti k liye dunia chhod denge, teri taraf aaye Tufan ko
mod denge, |
Aahat
si koi aaye to lagta hai ki tum ho |
Hum aapke ghar jarur aaenge, |
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Husband
aur wife hotel me gaye tabhi 1 lady ne Hello kiya, Wife- "kaun thi wo?" Hus-"Tum dimag kharab mat karo, main pehle hi pareshan hu ki woh bhi Yehi puchegi". |
Main
aisa MSG hu jise murkh log padte hai, |
Americans says cellphone was invested by
us. |
Taj
mahal
kuch logo k liye ek ajuba hai, |
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Lakh kar lo nakhre tum hum
Dilwale
hi dulhania le jaeng, |
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Kya lekar aaya tha? |
Maine tujhe sau-sau khat likhe, |
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Mere
SMS k charche jahan |
Agar aapko raat k
tanhai me koi tang kare, |
Tu
chand mange main chand dedu, |
Message
pe
message
bhejte ho, |
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Santa:
Yaar mein apni girlfriend nu gift dena hai, ki devan? Banta: Gold ring de de. Santa: Koi vadi cheez das yaar. Banta: Tan fer MRF da tyre de de. |
Lalu k pichhe ek chhota sa kutta
pad gaya..!! |
Mere jaise ladke
ko kya chahiye? 1 Ladki jo pyar de. 1 Ladki jo achha khana banaye. 1 Ladki
jo paisa kamaye. Aur aisa nasib k tino ladkiyan ek dusre se mil na paaye. |
Rosni
dekar doob jana koi suraj se sikhe, |
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Devdas
k babuji ne kaha ghar chhod do, |
kaun kehta hai bujurgo ko pyar karne ka haq nahi hota. |
Khush to bahot hoge tum, |
Ek ladki ne apne boyfriend se
kaha mai maa banne wali hun. |
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