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Kya aap.. Close Up karte hain..? Kya aap Confidence se Chalte hai..! Kya aap Penalty Bharte hai...! "MOBILE" k bill se derte hai..! To aap SMS kyu nahi karte hai..! |
Zindagi ki raah me hum dono sath chalenge.... |
Najar
jhuki to 'PAIMANE' bane, |
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mere kadardan, Dost meri Jaan, |
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Tum meri zindagi me
aaye kuch is tarah, |
Taste
this SMS.... |
Pujari ko loose motion ho gaya. medicine lete samay doctor se pucha, "any precautions". doctor ne kaha "shankh zor se mat bajaana".. |
Dekha tujhe to rooh khush ho gayi, Ek kami thi vo bhi puri ho gayi, Pagal hain vo log jo kehte hain ki...!! Chimpanzi ki aakhri nasal kahin kho gayi!! |
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Hitler bhi chala gaya, Veerappan mara gaya, Saddam bhi pakda gaya, Bin Laden ka bhi pata nahi, Tum bhi dikhte nahin... Lagta hai Dharti pe achhe din aa gaye... |
god apun se pucha kidhar jayenga. heaven ki hell? Apun bola hell! Apun ko malum tum udarich milega aur jahan tum hoga wo bhi heaven mafic lagega |
How to kill a mosquito: uuse Jinda pakde, phir uski Taange pakad kar uske Pet me GudGudi kare, aur jab wo hanse to uska muh pakad kar 1 Chammch Poison pila de..... |
Hamari achchai ka kitna fayada uthate ho, 1 msg bhej k 20 free pate ho.. Hamare Dil par kyo julm dhate ho..humara msg 4wd kar k dusron ko patate ho |
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Is umar me aksar aisa hota hai |
Teri yaad mein humne kalam uthaayi |
Baagon
mein phool khilte rahenge... |
Apun
dono ka
Dosti
ekdum jhakas hona mangta hai, |
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Chand par kali ghata
chhati to hogi, sitaro ko bhi nind aati to hogi, |
Har desh ki ek sarhadd hoti hai |
Do pal ki bhi khushi
na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam k sahare g lenge, |
Aaj vo humse jannat mein takra gaye |
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He: Janeman, is Dil
mein chali aao, |
Maine
poocha chand se... |
Agar apko lagta hai ki aap Beautiful hai, Smart hai, Charmi hai to kutta paliye… saap paliye.. sher paliye magar galatfaimi mat paliye. |
Tumhare naam ki gazalein chaand per likhne ko ji chahta hai... per kya karoon yeh zaalim khayal amaavas ki raat ko hi aata hai. | ||
u r a GHONCHU.. G-reat, |
Gaddha
jo khaye wo ghas ho tum, |
Manzil
ki taraf badhte raho. |
Andhe
k hath me "TORCH", |
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Teacher
ask 2 sardar student : A for? sardar:"apple" Teacher:"jor se bolo" Sardar:"JAI MATA DI" |
Kabhi
kabhi mere Dil me khayal aata hai Khuda tere jaise namune kyo banata hai. |
Gar
tu sath hai mere, to Dil abad hai mera. kah de tu apne baap se, yahi Damaad hai tera. |
,****, ( @..@ ) "(. .)" - hay mai mar jawan tusi kitney sonay ho! |
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Param Pratapi, |
Kutta
ban gaya hoon tere pyaar main yakeen nahin aata to suno... |
Gandhi
Ji ahinsa ko kyun maante the |
Ager dum hai to is sawal ka jawab yes or no me deke
batao! |
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