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Teen Bandar Delhi K Zoo Se Bhag Gaye. Ek Bandar Pizza Khate Hue Pakda Gaya. Dusra Burgar Kha Raha Tha. Aur Teesra Bade Dhyan Se msg Padh Raha Tha..?? |
Bengali Patient: Dr. Sahab Potla-Potla Totti aata hai, khane ko man nahi
karta hai. |
Tere pyaar ki roshni aisi hai ki |
New Punishments for mobile users, |
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Santa
found answer to the most difficult question ever- What comes first - the
chicken or the egg? |
Ek admi ne sardar g ko pucha: Public ne aapko kyuu mara? |
Message per message bheja karte ho, |
Why Madras is
named Chennai? |
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Phone mat kiya karo dear, mom hoti
hai near, |
Why
does Wahida rehman never change her SARI in the movie Guide ? |
Aati Thi - Jaati Thi |
SMS
karenge hum ek duje ko bari bari, |
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Kabristhan k chaukidar k kabar pe baite hue kutte ki
gale k patte me chhupe hue virus ki sar k baal k andar ki bacteria ki
kasam |
Patthar
se patthar takraya aawaz tak nahi aayi |
Yaad hai wo pal jab hum pehli baar mile they... Train ruki khidki khuli... Nazron se nazrein mili aur aap ne kaha Allah k naam pe kuch de de baba.... |
Arz hai..jo Dil me dard de use DILDAR kehte hai; gaur farmaaiega. Jo Dil
me dard de use Dildar aur; jo sar me dard de use SARDAR kehte hai |
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bas kya yehi tak hai saath humara,
intezar karte rahenge hum tumhara, |
Jab
tumhara SMS aata hai, mera rom-rom machal jaata hai , |
Aaj
ye baat samajh aai, |
G
chahata hai ki tere naazuk honthon ko choom lu, |
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Mujh mein aur George Bush mein kya similarity hai? Nahi pata? So simple Woh mere ghar nahi aata,Main uske ghar nahi jaata.Attitude problem u see... |
Ek
purani haweli me band se kamre me dhul se bhari tasvir k piche lage
jale me fasi makdi ki puchh par bethe machchar ki kasam..... |
Ek
sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1 ghante se dekh raha tha |
Iss duniya mein bewafaaon ki koi kami nahi... Ab SURAJ ko hi dekh lo... aata hai USHA k saath, rahta hai KIRAN k saath aur jata hai SANDHYA k saath |
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Sitam
dhane ki had hoti hai, |
Ek baar ek sardar
khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha. |
Laloo: 2 his P.A.: Itne khilari kyun football ko laat
mar rahe hai? |
1980
girls: Mom mai Jeans pehanungi |
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Ek naagin ne naag ka kiss liya to naag ne sharma kar kaha, JAHER HAI KI PYAR HAI TERA CHUMMA |
New Concept of Life: |
Girl: Will you love me after
marriage also? |
Pyar
karo kisi ek ko, vah bhi kisi nek ko, |
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Wo bhi kya din the jab log tujhe
chumte the, |
Bhagwan se Pani manga to sagar diya, Phool manga to bageecha diya, Ghar manga to mahal diya, Paisa manga to aap ka number diya.... KAB Aau LENE! |
Nurse came out with the newborn kid, Santa rushed 2 her & after seeing the kid he shouted, PUTTAR hua PUTTAR. She slapped him: Leave my finger, u fool, It’s a Girl. |
Gandi Ji bhi chale gaye, |
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