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Funny Hindi SMS

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Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai.
Husband: kyaa tumhare PaPa bhi unke sath aa rahe hai?
Wife: nahi, Par ye aap kyo puch rahe hai?
Husband: isliye ki Kitchen me meri madad ho jati.

Wife- i will die.
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- i will die. 
Husband- i will also die.
Wife- Why do you want 2 die?
Husband- bcoz ma itni khushi bardasht nahi kar sakta:!

   ,****,
 ( @..@ )
   "(. .)"
Pehchan kaun?

Bandar bhi nai,

Monkey bhi nai,

Abe Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai.

When i call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u,
2 rings means i like u,
3 rings means i'm missing u,
4 rings means i need u,
5 rings mean.. BEHRA HAI KYA BE, PHONE UTHA JALDI.....!

Kya bindas hava chal rahi hai,
Birds gaana ga rahe hain,
Cow log grass kha rahe hain,
shaane log SMS kar rahe hain
aur DHAKKAN log SMS pad rahe hain

Aapne mere man se khela
aapne mere tan se khela
aapne mere dhan se khela
aapne mere tan, man, dhan se khela ...
well played! well played! well played

Dil se Dil lagakar to dekho,
Hamari yaadon mein aansoo bahakar to dekho,
SMS to kya call bhi karoonga,
Ek baar mere mobile ka bill chukakar to dekho...

Tu Chaand mange mai Chaand de du,
Tu raat maange main raat de du,
Tu Dil maange mai Dil de du,
Tu Jaan maange......|
Abe bas Departmental Store
samajh rakha hai kya?

SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,,
SMS,, SMS.....
Khush? ab yeh na kehna ki
hum SMS nahi bhejte.....!

Wo Reshmi baalo wali,
Bhuri aankho wali,
Komal hatho aur narm pairo wali,
matakti hui andhere me tumhare paas aayegi Aur dhire se bolegi.....
MIAAAU.. MIAAAU.....

MAJNU ko LAILA ka SMS nahi aaya,
MAJNU ne 3 din tak khana nahin khaya,
MAJNU marne wala tha LAILA k pyar mein,
aur LAILA baithi hai SMS free hone k intezar mein

Aaj k din koi BHAI bole to DONT WARRY
iska matlab hai..
B= BEST
H=HUSBAND
A=AVAILABLE
I=IN INDIA
so Happy Valentine Day to all BHAI

Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha
Door se dekha to paani baras raha tha,
Paas gaya... to bheeg gaya...

Duniya ek polpoli tatti hai jo girte hi bikhar jata hai,
par tu wo sukha leda hai jo girte hi samhal jata hai.

Good news for U! Rent free accomodation (khana, pena, sona rehna ... sab free)
 -- For details JUST DIAL :- 100

Jale ko aag kahte hain, bujhe ko raakh kahte hain
Jo tumhare paas nahi hai jaani, usi ko Dimag kahte hain

Meri yehi dua hai aap k liye ki aap Dinbhar hamesha hanste raho, Muskrate, Khilkhilate raho....
Mujhe kya log tumko hi Pagal kahenge...

Kash mere dardo ki tuje aesi saja mile,Kash mere dardo ki tuje aesi saja mile,Tuje aye ho bade jor se SUSU, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile.

Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se,
Teri maa ki shadi hui tere baap se,
Ye bhi koi baat hui
Ghar ki ghar me hi ho gaye.

Chaand ko gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai,
To kya..... mujhe bhi gurur hai ki mere paas bhi SMS padne wala langoor hai...hi!hi!hi!....

Arz kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha ha.....  

Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR.

Aap hamari gali mein aaye.. thora sharmaye thora ghabraye... thora sa muskaraye phir JOR se chillaye.... AALU, BHINDI, TAMAATAR WAALE....!!!!!

After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai

Patient:- Doctor saab mujhe bahut patle dast aa rahe hai, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- Doctor saab bahut patle, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- saabh itne patle ki SMS padne wala kulla kar le.

Suno Gaur se PEP C walo,
Buri nazar na COKE pe dalo,
Chahe jitna DEV pila lo,
Sabse age honge NIMBU PANI.
Humne Piya hai tum bhi piyo....

Sukalu Sukalu.. han Babu,
Sakkar khayes ka.. Nai Babu,
Jhut bolthas be..
Nai Babu.. Muh khol k dikha be..
Ha Ha Ha
(Johny Johny.. in Chhattisgari Version)

Dost kaha ho?
Jaha ho wahi pe rehna,
3-4 ghante tak bahar mat nikalna,
Tumhari jaan ko khatra hai!
Bahar BANDAR
pakadne wale ghoom rahe hai.

Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear!

Zameen pe ho to SMS bhej do,
Asmaan pe ho to Barish bhej do,
Chand pe ho to Sitare Bhej do,
Swarg pe ho to Apsarae bhej do, Narak pe ho to ENJOY UR SELF!!!!!

zindagi me Shadi karna bahut zaruri hai.. puchoon kyun..? ? ? ?
kyunki zindagi me khushiya hi sab kuch nahin hoti

Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi swarg ki Apsara hai,
hum ne kaha khushnaseeb ho bhai,
hamari to abhi Jinda hai... ha ha ha

Santa subah Tatti gaya..
Bahut der tak nahi aayi
Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi
Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai !
Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga
Sardar:Express kitne baje ki hai?
TT: 1baje
Sardar: local?
TT: 9 baje
Sardar: malgadi?
TT: 12baje,
TT: kaha jana hai?
Sardar: Patri pe tatti karni hai. 
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut Darpok Hain.
2nd Child: Why?
1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat.
What's attitude?
3 Ants saw an elephant coming!
1st Ant:-V will break his leg,
2nd:-V will kill him,
3rd:-Leave him tuday,he is alone &
v r 3!

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