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Wife: aji sunte ho, kal meri Mammi aa rahi hai. |
Wife- i will die. |
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Bandar
bhi nai,
Monkey
bhi nai, Abe Tumhare bachpan ki photo hai. |
When i
call u, 1 ring means i' m thinking of u, |
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Kya
bindas hava chal rahi hai, |
Aapne mere man se khela |
Dil
se Dil lagakar to dekho, |
Tu Chaand
mange mai Chaand de du, |
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SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,,
SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, SMS,, |
Wo Reshmi baalo wali, |
MAJNU
ko LAILA ka SMS nahi aaya, |
Aaj k din koi BHAI bole to
DONT WARRY |
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Door se dekha to paani baras
raha tha |
Duniya ek polpoli tatti hai jo
girte hi bikhar jata hai, |
Good news for U!
Rent free accomodation (khana, pena, sona rehna ... sab free) |
Jale ko aag kahte hain,
bujhe ko raakh kahte hain |
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Meri
yehi dua hai aap k liye ki aap Dinbhar hamesha hanste raho, Muskrate,
Khilkhilate raho.... |
Kash mere dardo ki tuje aesi saja mile,Kash mere dardo ki tuje aesi saja mile,Tuje aye ho bade jor se SUSU, aur kahin karne ki jagah na mile. |
Tere baap ki shadi hui teri maa se, |
Chaand ko
gurur hai ki uske paas noor hai, |
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Arz
kiya hai..... Aaj-kal aapke SMS aane band hai wah wah! wah wah! Aaj-kal
aapke SMS aane band hai khafa ho humse ya balance kam hai? ha ha ha
ha..... |
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye dhadakta tha aur dhadakta rahega aur wo DIL hai ur's own DEAR. |
Aap hamari gali mein aaye.. thora sharmaye thora ghabraye... thora sa muskaraye phir JOR se chillaye.... AALU, BHINDI, TAMAATAR WAALE....!!!!! |
After finishing MBBS, Dr. Munna start his practice. He checked 1st patient eyes, tongue & ears by torch & finallly said Bole To.. Torch Theek hai |
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Patient:- Doctor saab mujhe bahut patle dast aa rahe hai, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- Doctor saab bahut patle, Doctor:- kitne patle, Patient:- saabh itne patle ki SMS padne wala kulla kar le. |
Suno
Gaur se PEP C walo, |
Sukalu Sukalu.. han Babu, |
Dost kaha ho? |
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Colour of underwear reflects your mood: Red - Wild, Black - Sexy, Blue - Romantic, Pink - Seductive White - Calm, Yellow - time to change your undrewear! |
Zameen pe ho to SMS bhej do, Asmaan pe ho to Barish bhej do, Chand pe ho to Sitare Bhej do, Swarg pe ho to Apsarae bhej do, Narak pe ho to ENJOY UR SELF!!!!! |
zindagi
me Shadi karna bahut zaruri hai.. puchoon kyun..? ? ? ? |
Woh kahte hain ki hamari biwi
swarg ki Apsara hai, |
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Santa subah Tatti gaya.. Bahut der tak nahi aayi Usne fir try kiya par nahi aayi Santa bola are aa q nahi rahi hai ! Mai kaun sa tujhe kha jaunga |
Sardar:Express kitne baje ki
hai? TT: 1baje Sardar: local? TT: 9 baje Sardar: malgadi? TT: 12baje, TT: kaha jana hai? Sardar: Patri pe tatti karni hai. |
1st Child: Mere Papa Bahut
Darpok Hain. 2nd Child: Why? 1st Child: Jab Bhi Road Cross Karte Hain, Meri Ungli Pakad Lete Hain aur kehte chhodna mat. |
What's attitude? 3 Ants saw an elephant coming! 1st Ant:-V will break his leg, 2nd:-V will kill him, 3rd:-Leave him tuday,he is alone & v r 3! |
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