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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche... |
Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12". |
Aap ki life me Mithas ho Cadbury
jaisi, |
Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME. |
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4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship. |
Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon. |
Prince Gadde se nikalne k baad jab Sunni Deol se mila to Sunni Deol ne usse kaha- "Sorry yaar, ab kabhi HAND PUMP nahi ukhadunga". |
Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. |
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Evolution of Man: Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1 Shadi k baad: COOLIE No. 1 Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya Shadi k bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya |
Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai |
wo garam garam
pani. wo sabun ki
khushboo.wo bathroom me shampoo ki |
Shaam
hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai |
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Hamari
taraf se aap ko Ek Pappi |
PAKISTAN Means:- P: Pyar A: Aman K: Khushali I: Insaaf S: Shanti T: Tarakki A: Ahinsa N: NOT Available Here! |
Chhota
Sardar:
Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap
jal gaye. |
Ek ladki thi dewani
si. Mobile lekar chalti thi, |
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Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe
Talak ki Notice bhej dungi! |
Jab dekha unhone
tirchi nazar se, khuda ki kasam madhosh ho gaye. |
Ek sawal...14 Feb. Valentines Day ko log aisa kya karte hai ki theek 9 mahinay baad 14 Nov. ko "Children Day" manana padta hai. |
Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se, issi bahane her din nai nai to milti |
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Dil
main basi hai pyar tera. |
Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi
hai, uska
haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya. |
Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino
tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano..... |
I Like U.. I Really Like U... I Like U Very Much..., I Really Like U..., Kyonki Geeta Mein Likha Hai..., Paap Se Nafrat Karo Paapi Se Nahi. |
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You are a Very Smart,
Beautiful, Hot & Sexy Person..... |
u r Ultimate |
Beta:
Pitaji mujhe bandar dikhaona |
kya Baat hai, Jab
Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu, |
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I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki "AIDS" chhune se nahi failta. |
Aey
mere SMS mere Dost k pass jana, |
Close ur eyes n imagine "Chand ka bed taron ki
chadar, phulon ka takiya, aur Pariyon k sapne" |
Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se: main kitna badsurat hoon. Bandar ki ma: Bhagwaan ka shukar ada karo aur usko dekho jo SMS pad raha hai..... |
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Lal
diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne |
Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai, wo apne ghar ko bacha nahi saka... |
Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha
tha. |
Sardar road se gujar raha
tha, achanak usne jhuk kar
road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !! |
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