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Funny Hindi SMS

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Sardar to Girlfriend= Darling main tum se shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai.Girlfriend= Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar= 1 biwi aur 3 bacche...

Lady doctor: tum roz subah clinic k bahar khade ho kar aurto(Lady) ko kyon ghurte ho? Santa: ji aap hi ne bahar likha hai "aurton ko dekhne ka samay subah 10 se 12".

Aap ki life me Mithas ho Cadbury jaisi,
raunak ho Nerolac Paint jaisi,
Mahak ho AXE jaisi,
Tazgi ho Colgate jaisi,
aur Tenssion free ho WHISPER  jaisi!

Santa: Do you know English? Banta: Yes Santa: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar... NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.

4 roses, just for you! 1st for Friendship.
2nd for Wealth.
3rd for Happiness. and the last one.. Kaan k upar laga lena, mast lagega.

Santa was inserting dog's tail into pipe. Banta: Oye, kutte ki dum kabhi seedhi nahi hoti. Santa: Idiot, main to pipe bend kar raha hoon.

Prince Gadde se nikalne k baad jab Sunni Deol se mila to Sunni Deol ne usse kaha- "Sorry yaar, ab kabhi HAND PUMP nahi ukhadunga".

Santa: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.

Evolution of Man:
Shadi se pahale: HERO No. 1
Shadi k baad: COOLIE No. 1
Shadi se pahale: Meine Pyar Kiya
Shadi k bad: Yeh Meine kya kiya

Baba ji ka mela laga hai haridwar mein. Prashad mein Recharge Coupon diye jayenge. Kisi aur ko mat batana. Ye SMS sirf chuninda bhikhariyon ko bheje ja raha hai

wo garam garam pani. wo sabun ki khushboo.wo bathroom me shampoo ki
bottle...khar tum kya jano roz roz nahane me kitna maza aata hai.

Shaam hote hi ye Dil udaas hota hai
Toote khwaboo k  siwa kuch na pass hota hai
Tumahri yaad aise waqt bohat aati hai
Bandar jab koi aas-paas hota hai..  

Hamari taraf se aap ko Ek Pappi
Aap k Dost ko Ek Pappi
Aap k Dost k Dost ko bhi Ek Pappi
Kyo ki Mere Doggy ne aaj hi Dus pappi ko janam diya hai 

PAKISTAN Means:-
P: Pyar
A: Aman
K: Khushali
I: Insaaf
S: Shanti
T: Tarakki
A: Ahinsa
N: NOT Available Here!

Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye.
Mummy: kaminey aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki!

Ek ladki thi dewani si. Mobile lekar chalti thi,
nazre jhuka k, mobile mein kuch karti thi.
Jab bhi milti thi mujhse, yehi pucha karti thi...
Ye Mobile chalu kaise hota hai?

Wife: Mai Maike ja rahi hu, tumhe Talak ki Notice bhej dungi!
Husband: Ja ja, Mithi Mithi bate Karke Mujhe khush karne ki koshish mat kar.....

Jab dekha unhone tirchi nazar se, khuda ki kasam madhosh ho gaye.
Jab nazar rahi tinchi ki tirch, khade k khade hum behosh ho gaye.

Ek sawal...14 Feb. Valentines Day ko log aisa kya karte hai ki theek 9 mahinay baad 14 Nov. ko "Children Day" manana padta hai.

Wife: kaash main newspaper hoti dinbhar tumhare hathon me rehti Hus: meri bhi yahi dua hai rab se, issi bahane her din nai nai to milti

Dil main basi hai pyar tera.
Aankhon main basi hai tasveer teri.
jab bhi aati he yaad teri,
Hum dekhte hain "Tom & Jerry

Patient to Doc: Aapne nurse bahut achhi rakhi hai, uska haath lagte hi main theek ho gaya.
Doctor: Jaanta hu, thappad ki awaaz mujhe bhi sunai di thi.

Kitne din ho gaye kitne hafte gujar gaye baat mahino tak bhi chali gayi ab saal bhi ho jaega ab to kehna mano.....
chalo aise na karo aur jaldi se NAHA LO.....!

I Like U.. I Really Like U... I Like U Very Much..., I Really Like U..., Kyonki Geeta Mein Likha Hai..., Paap Se Nafrat Karo Paapi Se Nahi.

You are a Very Smart, Beautiful, Hot & Sexy Person.....
Jada khush mat ho aisa mujhe teri Girl Friend kah rahi thi.

u r Ultimate
u r Lovely
u r Likable
u r Unique
In short .....
 u r ULLU !!!

Beta: Pitaji mujhe bandar dikhaona
Pitaji: Abhi nahi…  
Beta: Kyon?
Pitaji: Abhi wo mera SMS dekh raha hoga

kya Baat hai, Jab Dekho tab Pregnant Hi Rahate Ho Yaar, Jab Bhi Message karta Hu,
Tumhare Delivery Report Aa Jati Hai.

I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine tujhe avoid kiya, kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki, tujhse hath nahi milaya, Sorry yaar mujhe pata nahi tha ki "AIDS" chhune se nahi failta.

Aey mere SMS mere Dost k pass jana,
Agar wo so raha ho to shor mat machana,
Jab wo jage to dhire se 'Muskarana',
Phir kehna "KANJUS" SMS karo!

Close ur eyes n imagine "Chand ka bed taron ki chadar, phulon ka takiya, aur Pariyon k sapne"
Cum back 2 earth n sleep on ur own khatiya.

Bandar ka bachcha apni ma se: main kitna badsurat hoon. Bandar ki ma: Bhagwaan ka shukar ada karo aur usko dekho jo SMS pad raha hai.....

Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Lal diwar par chune se likha tha ghalib ne
Yahan likhna mana hai.

Ek kanjoos k ghar ko aag lag gai, wo apne ghar ko bacha nahi saka...
kyoki wo sari raat fire brigade walo ko misssed call marta raha.

Ek baar ek sardar khali kadhai mein chammach chala raha tha.
Dost ne pucha"Kya bana rahe ho ?"
Sardar:Chutiya bana raha hu...

Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !!
"haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho.

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