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Funny Hindi SMS

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Boy- Suit bada achcha pehna hai..!!
Girl- Thanks
Boy- Lipistic bahut achchi lagai hai..!!
Girl- Thanks
Boy- Makeup bhi bahut achcha kiya hai..!!
Girl- Thanks Bhaiya
Boy- phir bhi Sunder nahi lag rahi.
1.  Nazro ka milna,
2.  Sharmana,
3.  Ghabrana,
4.  Thori si Hasna,
5.  Phone no. dena,
6.  Miss Call,
7.  Sms,
8.  Calls,
9.  Milna,
10.Proposal....
Result: Dus Bahane Kar K Le Gaya Dil.....!
Agar aap kisi Bus, Train, Plain ya kahi se bhi ja rahe ho,
Kisi Ladki/Mahila k hath me phool, dhaga, chain ya chamkti hui koi chij dekhe to turant bhag jaye,
ye chij rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki jara c laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai.

If engineers start making films, the names will be:
"Current ho na ho", "Aa ab B.Tech karen", "Hamari IC aap k pas hai", "Fuse lagaya to darna kya", "Engineer no.1", "Engineering koi khel nahi", "Input wale output le jayenge", "Maine engineering kyu kiya!!"

Aisa Dostana ho hamara,
Mai KASHTI tu kinara,
Mai DHANUSH tu teer,
Mai MATAR tu paneer,
Mai BAARISH tu badal,
Mai RAJMA tu chawal,
Mai HOT tu cool, Mai APRIL tu....?

Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko khatra.
Sardar se Dosti, dimag ko khatra.
Daru se Dosti, Liver ko khatra.
Hum se Dosti, rat be rat SMS ka khatra. Mujhse Dosti Karoge

Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaiga
Boy: pehle 100 rupeye do
Mom: "kyoun"?
Boy:"varna main Papa ko bata dunga mere sone k baad gabbar aata hai..............."

Jab aap hanstey hain to lagta hai k insaan kabhi bandar thaa!
Are aap to naaraaz hee ho gaye... 
jab aap naraz hotey hain to lagta hai k insaan aaj bhee bandar hai.! ha ha ha!

Namaskar !
Aaj ka tapman 45 Degree hone ki sambhawana hai,
Kripya apna Dimag Barf k paas rakhe,
Kyo ki Bhusa bahut jaldi aag pakadta hai.

Attendence-
Pappu Yes Sir
Bablu Yes Sir
Tinku Yes Sir
Ullu ?? Ullu ?? Ullu Button dabana band kar, teri baari hai, attendence lagwa.

A khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye,
Jo mujhe SMS na kare uska Mobile usme doob jaye,
Na rahega Phone...
Na bajegi Tone.....!

Boy Friend: "tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nahi lagta humari shadi ho payegi"
Girl Friend: "kyu mere papa se mile kya?"
Boy Friend: "nahi tumhari bahan se..!!!"

Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab,
Abey karta hi rahega to dhoyega kab?

Bandar ki beti apne papa se boli "papa mujhe shadi karni hai",
papa bole "abhi thoda intezar karo dulha abhi SMS pad rahai hai"

Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu kitne ka hai re..?"
Shopkeeper: "wo phutva nahi saheb" Wo to Seesa hai...!

Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli

Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte

Similarity between Gandhiji, Salmaan khan &  Mallika? Dono ne apne  kapde tyag diye, Gandhi Ji ne Desh k liye, Salmaan ne Aish k liye aur Mallika ne Cash k liye.

Ek car se tota takra k behosh ho gaya,
1 admi tota ko ghar le gaya, pinzre me rakha, khana diya. tab tota jag k bola- AAILA JAIL? car ka driver mar gaya kya ???

Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!!

Judge: U r crossing the limits.
Lawyer: Kaun Saala aisa kehta hai?
Judge: How dare you call me saala?
Lawyer: My Lod, I said kaun Sa "Law" aisa kehta hai?

Ladki Patane ke 151 Formulas

Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate hui mili… Bhagwan ne pucha "aisa kyun", sardar ne kaha- "MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHICH raha hai"

Some time when i cry no 1 c my tears, when i am worried no 1 c my pain, when i am happy no 1 c my smile,
lekin 1 din date par kya chale jao sare Dost aur rishtedar dekh lete hai

Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane hai, kuch bhi kar..
Beta: Nahi Bapu, main to is bar 100% launga...!
Baap: Kyon Mazak kar raha hai..?
Beta: Shuru kisne kiya..?!!

Kanjus baap beta se: kaha gaya tha?
Beta: Girl friend k sath tha!
Baap gusse se: kitna kharcha kiya?
Beta: 250/-
Baap: 250/-!
Beta: us k pass itna hi tha!

Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey

Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
.........................
Ans: Jab loose motion lagi hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule.

Aap Dil mango, de denge!
DHADKAN mango, de denge!
JIGAR mango, de denge!
JAAN tak manglo, to de sakte hain
kyounki charo film ki VCD ghar par pari hai!

wo mud mud kar humke dekh rahi thi aur hum unhe,
wo mud mud kar humke dekh rahi thi aur hum unhe,
kyuki exam me na unhe kuch aata tha na hume.

Galib ek din bewafa premika k ghar k bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or bola:
''tere pyar me yu dukhi hai galib, ki ansu bhi niklte hai raste bad
al badal kar'!

Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”.
Doctor: Is this her first child?
Sardar: No this is her husband speaking. -
Jolly Uncle

Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya?Banta:Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain Santa ko party ka
invitation mila
jisme likha tha "PINK TIE ONLY"
Santa party me
gya to surprise
ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT B PEHEN te
Santa ne 1 machis ki tili jalai
nhi jali
2 jalai,
nai jali
3 jalai
Vo jal gyi
To santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola-Ye kam ki hai rakh leta
1 truck dusre truck ko rassi s band kar leja raha tha,yeh dekh kar 1 sardar hass hass k kehne laga 1 Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck! 

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