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Boy- Suit bada achcha pehna hai..!! Girl- Thanks Boy- Lipistic bahut achchi lagai hai..!! Girl- Thanks Boy- Makeup bhi bahut achcha kiya hai..!! Girl- Thanks Bhaiya Boy- phir bhi Sunder nahi lag rahi. |
1. Nazro ka milna, 2. Sharmana, 3. Ghabrana, 4. Thori si Hasna, 5. Phone no. dena, 6. Miss Call, 7. Sms, 8. Calls, 9. Milna, 10.Proposal.... Result: Dus Bahane Kar K Le Gaya Dil.....! |
Agar aap kisi Bus, Train,
Plain ya kahi se bhi ja rahe ho, Kisi Ladki/Mahila k hath me phool, dhaga, chain ya chamkti hui koi chij dekhe to turant bhag jaye, ye chij rakhi ho sakti hai. Aapki jara c laparwahi aapko BHAI bana sakti hai. |
If engineers start making films, the
names will be: |
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Aisa Dostana ho hamara, |
Patthar se Dosti, jaan ko
khatra. |
Mom: Soja varna GABBAR aajaiga |
Jab aap hanstey hain to lagta hai
k insaan kabhi bandar thaa! |
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Namaskar ! |
Attendence- |
A khuda aaj barsat ho jaye, kam se kam ek katori pani bhar jaye, |
Boy Friend: "tumhare ghar gaya tha, mujhe nahi lagta humari shadi ho
payegi" |
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Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kar so ab, |
Bandar ki beti apne papa se boli "papa mujhe shadi karni hai", |
Laloo goes 2 a shop n asks: "Ye Bandarva ka Photu
kitne ka hai re..?" |
Socha tha har mod pe tumhara intezaar karenge, par kambakt sadak hi seedhi nikli |
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Naukrani: Malkin aap udaas kyon hain? Malkin: Tumhare sahab apne office ki kisi ladki se pyaar karte hai. Naukrani: Nahin, sahab mujhe dhokha nahin de sakte |
Similarity between Gandhiji, Salmaan khan & Mallika? Dono ne apne kapde tyag diye, Gandhi Ji ne Desh k liye, Salmaan ne Aish k liye aur Mallika ne Cash k liye. |
Ek car se tota takra k behosh ho gaya, |
Ye Kiss Tarah Yaad Aa Rahe Ho, Aankhe Band Hai Phir Bhi Nazar Aa Rahe Ho, Naa Jane Kyon Aisa Lagta Hai, Saamne Khade Ho, Aur SING HILA RAHE HO!! Happy POLA!!! |
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Judge: U r crossing the limits. |
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate hui mili… Bhagwan ne pucha "aisa kyun", sardar ne kaha- "MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHICH raha hai" |
Some time
when i cry no 1 c my tears, when i am worried no 1 c my pain, when i am
happy no 1 c my smile, |
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Baap: Beta is bar exam main tujhe 90% lane
hai, kuch
bhi kar.. |
Kanjus baap beta se: kaha gaya
tha? |
Ek ladka ek ladki k saath baitha tha. 2nd day doosri ladki k saath deha gaya. 3rd day koi aur ladki thi. 4th day kisi nayi ladki ke saath tha Moral: Ladkiyan badal jaati hain, ladke nahin badaltey |
Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai? |
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Aap Dil mango, de denge! |
wo mud mud kar humke dekh rahi thi aur hum unhe, |
Galib ek din bewafa premika k ghar k bahar su-su karte pakda gaya or
bola: |
Sardar on phone “Doctor
my wife is pergnant.She is having pain right now”. |
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Santa:Yar banta tere ghar me'LATRIN' bani hai kya?Banta:Ha bani hai.Aur tere ghar me.Santa:Nahi yaar mere ghar to DAAL CHAAVAL bane hain |
Santa ko party ka invitation mila jisme likha tha "PINK TIE ONLY" Santa party me gya to surprise ho gya Usne dekha logo ne PANT-SHIRT B PEHEN te |
Santa ne 1 machis ki tili
jalai nhi jali 2 jalai, nai jali 3 jalai Vo jal gyi To santa ne jaldi se bujha di or bola-Ye kam ki hai rakh leta |
1 truck dusre truck ko rassi s band kar leja raha tha,yeh dekh kar 1 sardar hass hass k kehne laga 1 Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck! | ||
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