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Train ruki to ek aadmi ne khidki k pass baithe sardar se pucha- kaun sa Station hai?
sardar bahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "Railway Station"

Santa- 'sala kal raat 3 ghanta picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch scenes dikaha na awaz sunai di'
Banta- 'movie ka naam kya tha?'
Santa- 'NO DISC INSERTED'

Ladka shadi ke liye Ladki dekhne gaya, usse akele me baat karte hue-
Ladki(darte darte)- "bhaiya aap kitne bhai bahan ho?"
Ladka- "abhi tak to 3 the ab 4 ho gaye".

Humko tumse pyar hai,
Jiya bekarar hai, Aaja mera Bulbul...
Tera Intezer hai!! Yeh mera nahi... Aapke liye Central Zoo me rehnawale Aap k Doston ki Fariyad Hai!!

Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur Gravity ki khoj ki.
usko ye pucho ki 25 saal se sandas karta tha, wo kya upar jata tha? sala chutiya bana gaya sabko.

Porpose karne ka naya style..!
Chand ko tor dunga, Suraj ko phor dunga, Tu ek bar haan karde buss.. 
Pahli wali ko chor dunga!

Sardar Ne Biwi Se Poocha : Aaj To Chicken Bahut Tasty Hai, kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Hai Kya?
Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayi Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya.

Kabhi yaad aaye to phone kar Lena, Paise kam ho to sms kar Lena, Agar ye bhi na kar sake to Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna, Or LASSI pi Lena..

Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao
Wife : Kaun apni kamwali?
Sardar : Haa
Wife : Kyun?
Sardar : Doctor ne bola hai ki goli khao aur shanti k saath so jao. -
Rakesh

a boy went 2 meet his LOVE, when he returned home his mom asked "kaha gaye the?"
boy- "girl friend se milne"
mom- "kisliye?"
boy- "haan bahot kiss liye"

Ek chaay wala ek ladki ko dekh kar gana gata hai:- "bholi si surat aankhon me masti dur khadi muskaye aay haaye…… Ladki kahti hai:- "kali si surat hath me ketli thele me khada chillaye... chaay chaay.

Ek Ganje k sir par do Baal the, dono ko aapas mein Pyar ho gaya, Shadi bhi karna chahte the magar kar na sake..Batao kyu?????
kyon ki Baal Vivah apradh hai...!

1 Good reason Why India can never win against australia? Its all in the name: The last 3 alphabets of australia says ‘lia’ And India says ‘dia

petrol ke daam badne par santa ne kaha - mainu koi pharak nahi padta, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon. - Sunil Singh

santa k ghar ek din sasural wale aye
biwi ne santa ko kaha ki jao aur mahemano k liye kuch lekar aao.
santa bahar gaya aur taxi le kar aa gaya.

Pappu- wo ladki behri hai.
Raju- Kaise?
Pappu- Maine use I LOVE U kaha to boli
"Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida he."
Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha: Aap meri Sharaab chudva sakte ho? Doctor:Haan kyoun nahi. Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai, Plz chudva do...!!!!!! Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya,
Ek khubsurt ladki ne dekha or kaha - "apne bade bhaiya k pair chhu rahe ho Very good boy"
Ladka- ha bhabhi ji!
Santa:Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rohe ho Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulaneke liye pe raha tha uska naam yad nhi araha he Santa:bus stand tak jane k kitnay paise
Taximan:40rs
Snta:2rs me chalega?
taximan:2rs me kaun jayega?
Snta:piche baith me leke jata hu..
Santa: Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha
Banta: Phir kya Hua?
Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo
Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi

Santa comes to school with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher - Go home and change.
Santa- sir, ghar me bhi ek black aur white hi hai.!

What's the difference between Bus & Cycle??
Santa:- Bus ka stand bus ke sath kabhi nahi jaata Par Cycle ka stand humesha Cycle ke sath jata hai. 

a man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning.
Sardarji replied "Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM

Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration. Santa: darling aaj barsat ka din hai, koi aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair jamin pe na rahe,
wife: darling fansi laga lo.
Raju was walking through forestHe saw a snake hanging on the tree...Raju: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye

interviewer: where r u born,
Sardar: punjab
Interviewer : which part?
Sardar: kya which part whole body was born in punjab.

Teacher- 'aisa kaun sa kaam hai jo 5 ladke ek sath kar sakte hai, par 5 ladkiya kabhi nahi kar sakti?'
student- 'sir ek hi Balti me susu'

Santa was seated In A cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting?
santa:oye yaar, i m waiting for highlights

Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena."
Banta : "Lekin Tumhara Bartan To Bahut Chhota Hai."
Santa :"Theek He To Fir BAKRI Ka De de." 

Ek Aadmi kabar par baitha tha. Musafir ne poocha - darr nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darney ki kya baat hai. andar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya.

Ladki ladke se-tum log ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho.ladka-ye to ladki pe depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai.

A Coupl was sitting in Garden,Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n Kiss each othr!Boy-Janu agr Tum Bura na Mano to Mai bhi...Girl-Sambhalkar kutiya kaat naa le. Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya kroge?
Santa -shaadi
teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge.
Santa- "PAPA"
1 admi daru k nashe me taxi me betha
bola chalo airport chalo
taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho
Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana.

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