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Train ruki to ek aadmi ne khidki k pass baithe sardar
se pucha- kaun sa Station hai? |
Santa- 'sala kal raat 3
ghanta picture ki CD dekhi, na kuch scenes dikaha na awaz sunai di' |
Ladka shadi ke liye Ladki
dekhne gaya, usse akele me baat karte hue- |
Humko tumse pyar hai, |
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Newton ne apple niche girte dekha aur Gravity ki khoj
ki. |
Porpose karne ka naya style..! |
Sardar Ne Biwi Se Poocha
: Aaj To Chicken Bahut Tasty Hai, kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Hai Kya? |
Kabhi yaad aaye to phone kar Lena, Paise kam ho to sms kar Lena, Agar ye bhi na kar sake to Mobile dahi me daal kar vibration on karna, Or LASSI pi Lena.. |
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Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao |
a boy
went 2 meet his LOVE, when he returned home his mom asked "kaha gaye
the?" |
Ek chaay wala ek ladki ko dekh kar gana gata hai:- "bholi si surat aankhon me masti dur khadi muskaye aay haaye…… Ladki kahti hai:- "kali si surat hath me ketli thele me khada chillaye... chaay chaay. |
Ek
Ganje k sir par do Baal the, dono ko aapas mein Pyar ho gaya, Shadi bhi
karna chahte the magar kar na sake..Batao kyu????? |
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1 Good reason Why India can never win against australia? Its all in the name: The last 3 alphabets of australia says ‘lia’ And India says ‘dia’ |
petrol ke daam badne par santa ne kaha - mainu koi pharak nahi padta, pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha , ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon. - Sunil Singh |
santa k ghar ek din
sasural wale aye |
Pappu- wo ladki behri hai. Raju- Kaise? Pappu- Maine use I LOVE U kaha to boli "Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida he." |
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Sharabi ne Doctor se pucha: Aap meri Sharaab chudva sakte ho? Doctor:Haan kyoun nahi. Sharabi: To Police ne meri 20 bottle pakdi hai, Plz chudva do...!!!!!! |
Ek ladka gadhe k samne gir gaya, Ek khubsurt ladki ne dekha or kaha - "apne bade bhaiya k pair chhu rahe ho Very good boy" Ladka- ha bhabhi ji! |
Santa:Sharab pite pite rone laga Banta:Kya hua,ro kyu rohe ho Santa:Yar jis ladki ko bhulaneke liye pe raha tha uska naam yad nhi araha he |
Santa:bus
stand tak jane k kitnay paise Taximan:40rs Snta:2rs me chalega? taximan:2rs me kaun jayega? Snta:piche baith me leke jata hu.. |
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Santa:
Yaar, kal main bathroom gaya to waha Lion tha Banta: Phir kya Hua? Santa: Kuch nhi, main kha,tum kar lo Meri to waise hi Nikal gayi |
Santa comes to school
with 1 black and 1 white shoe. Teacher - Go home and change. |
What's the difference
between Bus & Cycle?? |
a man asked sardarji, why
Manmohan singh goes walking at evening not in the morning. |
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Patni:Wo sharabi dekh rahe ho,10 sal pehle maine usse shadi k liye inkar kiya tha or wo aj tak pi raha hai. Pati:Wah itni lambi celebration. |
Santa: darling aaj barsat ka din hai, koi
aisi romantic baat kaho ki mere pair jamin pe na rahe, wife: darling fansi laga lo. |
Raju was walking through forestHe saw a snake hanging on the tree...Raju: Sirf latak ne se height nai badegi,Mummy ko bolo complan pilaye |
interviewer: where r u born, |
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Teacher- 'aisa kaun sa
kaam hai jo 5 ladke ek sath kar sakte hai, par 5 ladkiya kabhi nahi kar
sakti?' |
Santa was seated In A
cricket ground.. Security:Cricket match is over now,why r u stil sitting? |
Santa : "Ek Kilo Gaay Ka Dhoodh Dena." |
Ek Aadmi kabar par baitha tha. Musafir ne poocha - darr nahi lagta? Aadmi: Darney ki kya baat hai. andar garmi lag rahi thi to bahar aa gaya. | ||
Ladki ladke se-tum log ladki me sabse pahle kya dekhte ho.ladka-ye to ladki pe depend karta hai ki ladki aa rahi hai ya ja rahi hai. |
A Coupl was sitting in Garden,Sudnly a Dog & Bitch came n Kiss each othr!Boy-Janu agr Tum Bura na Mano to Mai bhi...Girl-Sambhalkar kutiya kaat naa le. |
Teachr-tum bade ho kr kya
kroge? Santa -shaadi teacher- nahi,mera mtlab h ki tum bade hokar kya banoge. Santa- "PAPA" |
1 admi daru k nashe me taxi
me betha bola chalo airport chalo taxiwala: tum airport pe hi ho Admi:yelo 50rs dubara inte taiz mat chalana. |
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