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Santa- Mujh se Wada Kar Ki Teri Biwi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega,
Banta- Wada, Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai?
Santa- Bol kya?
Banta- Main Shadi Teri Bahan Se krunga..

Cust:Ye Bakra Kitne Ka H?
Salesman:
500Rs
Cust: Itna Sasta?
Salesman:China Ka Hai
Koi Guarantee Nhi
Ho Sakta Hai Kal Se
Bhaukna Shuru Krde. 

Ganja-Going On Road,Bird Shits On Head
"Hey Bhagwan Ye Kya Hua?
Bhagwan-Bacha Tu itni Dhupme Ja Raha He,Maito Sirf Sunscreen Lotion Dala hai.

Santa:Maine khat likha tha k meri shadi pr ana,tum q ni aye?
Banta:Mujhe khat nahi mila
Santa:Maine likha tha ki khat mile ya na mile tum zarur ana.

When a Girl friend visit in hospital to meet u with flowers he says 'get well soon' & goes But When a True friend visit in hospital to meet u he sits near u & says 'yaar nurse pataka hai aram se thik hona.'

Santa-"teri biwi tujhe bartan se marti hai phir bhi tu khush kaise hai?"
Banta-"jab uska nisana lag jata hai to wo khush, nahi lagne pe mai khush"
apki yaad mein yeh dil tadapta raha, apki ek jhalak ko ye dil machalta raha, phiche mudkar dekha to ALLOUT chalu tha.. Interviewer: what is your birth date? Sardar: 14th October Which year?
Sardar: Oye ullu k pathe EVERY YEAR
SANTA MUJRA Dekne Gaya,
SariRat Dekha
MujreWali Ne kaha
SAAB Humne Apko KHUSH kiya,
Ab Ap Hume KHUSH karo
SANTA Utha
Or NACHNE LAGA...

BOY:Mujhse shaadi karogi..

GIRL:Kyaaa??

BOY:Achhi film hai Naa..

GIRL:Kutte K Bachhe..

BOY:Wat??

GIRL:Kitne cute hote hai na.

Techr-active se pasive me badlo "bache jb sunsan jagho pe chale jate hai to hadso ko jnam dete hai".studnt-sunsan jagho pe hue hadse hi bacho ko jnam dete hai. 

Santa: Are yaar light chali gayi hai kamse kam fan to chalu kar do,
Banta: lo kar di na bewkufo jaisi baat, Santa: Kyo???
Banta: Fan chalu karunga to mombatti nahi bujh jayegi.

Biwi: suniye, aap ko dono me se kya jyada achcha lagta hai? meri khubsurti ya meri akalmandi?
Husband: mujhe to tumhari ye mazak kerne ki aadat sab se achchi lagti hai..!!!

Do Dost ghar ja rahe the, Ekaek pehle ne dusre ko tamacha mara to dusre ne gaal shahlaate hue pucha "Bhai tumne mujhe tamacha kyon mara?"
Pehle ne jawab diya "Kyonki tumhare gaal pe makhkhi baithi thi", usi ko maarne k liye",
Dusre ne ek ghusa pehle ko zamaate hue kaha "Ye rahi uski shabaashi".

1stSardar-Maine apni BIWI ko12th pass karaya,fir B.A.fir M.A.,uski Govt. job bi lagva di, Ab kya karu?2ndSardar-accha sa ladka dekh ke SHAADI KARDE.

SANTA:Ur Son Is Dead
After Hearng dis. Santa Jumps Frm50th Flor
35Flr He Realizs:I Dont Hav Son
20Flr:I m Not Marrid
&
3rdFlr:SHIT I m Banta

Santa: ooji gaddi badi changi, hai kya naam hai is gaddi ka?
LADY: I don't remember the name but it starts with "T". 
Santa: wahji apki gaddi to kamal ki hai jo TEA se shuru hoti hai. humari gaddi to petrol se hi start hoti hai.

Aaj k baad na SMS kerna, na koi call kerna,
aur na hi kisi kism ki chaah rakhna,
aur milne ki to koshish bhi na karna, kyu ki Dr. ne muje meethi cheezon se duur rehne ko kaha hai. (u r very sweet friend) 

Santa: Wo ladki shayad behri hai lagta hai. Main kuch kehta hoon, wo kuch aur hi bolti hai.
Banta: Kaise?
Santa: Maine kaha I Luv U, to wo boli 'Maine kal hi Nayi Sandal kharidi hai'

Santa roz apni x girl friend ke ghar ke samne Potty karta tha,
x girl friend: aisa kyu karte ho?
Santa: tumhe ye batane ke liye ki tumhare Pyar ke bina mai bhukha nahi mar raha hu.

Ek ladki thi deewani c Mobile lekar chalti thi Nazrain jhuka k Sharma k Mobile me jaane kya dekha karti thi Kuch karna tha shayad usko Par jane kis se darti thi Jab bhi milti thi mujhse Yehi puchha karti thi Ye ON kaise hota hai, Ye ON kaise hota hai aur main sirf yehi kahta tha ye mobile nahi TV ka remote hai

Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath wala free gift do.
shopkeeper : uske saath koi free gift nahi hai,
sardar : mujhe bevakuff mat samjo uspar likha hai "dandruff Free"

Ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par phool daal raha hota hai. Aur barabar mein bhi, ek aadmi apne dost ki kabar par chawal daal raha hota hai-
Pehla aadmi doosre se kehta hai, “Ye tumhara dost phool sunghne kab uthega?” Doosra aadmi, “Jab tumhara dost chawal khane uthega

Dr. k Bandh Clinic k aage lambi line thi,
1 sardar bar-bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete,
sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga.

Santa Singh tezi se daudta aaya aur clinic me daakhil hua, mujhe bacha lo doctor sahab, main marnewala hoon. Doctor: Tumhe kaise pata chala?
Santa Singh: Do saal pehle maine jeevanbhar kaam aanewala pen kharida tha, aaj wo achanak tut gaya.

Ek admi apne dost ke ghar roz roz jata tha. Dost k bachche use chacha-chacha kehte the, to use bada achcha lagta tha. Achanak ek din bachche mama-mama bolne lage. Bhatejon se pucha ki kya ho gaya ? Bachcho ne saaf kiya ki jab aap aa rahe the, to papa ne mummi se kaha ki saalaa phir aa raha hai.

Woman: Sir, mai apne ladke ka naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Iskaa naam Peter rakh do!
Woman: Mera dusra ladkaa bhi hai, jo iskaa twin hai. Mai uskaa naam kya rakhoon?
Sir: Uskaa naam Repeter rakh do!

Zamindar: Agar Main Subah Apni Car Me Niklun To Sham Tak Main Apni Aadhi Zamen B Nahi Dekh Sakta..!
Santa : Hamare Paas Bhi Pahle Aisi Hi Car Thi.
1 truck dusre truck ko rassi s band kar leja raha tha,yeh dekh kar 1 sardar hass hass k kehne laga 1 Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck! 

A TRAGIC Love STORY: A pig fell in Love with a Hen, 1 day they kissed each other, Next day the Pig died of Bird Flu & Bird died of Swine Flu
"AJAB PREM KI GAJAB KAHANI.."

Ur eyes Pataka,ur lips Rocket,ur ears Chakri,ur smile Fuljdi,ur style Anar,ur personality Bomb
Beta yaha se nikl le
I'm coming with MOMBATTI
Way 2 impress a girl:
> respect her
> honor her
> love her
> protect her
> care for her
But,
How 2 impress a boy
>just smile once
"GameOver".
Admi- sahab ye apka kutta to bilkul admi jaisa dikhta hai
Kya khilate ho?
Sahab- ye kutta nahi mera beta hai. Engineering kar raha hai, exam chalu hai.
Boy- sir ne thappad mara
Dad- kyu?
Boy- sir ne pucha 2x3=?, maine kaha 6
Phir pucha 3x2=?
Dad- gadhe dono same hota hai,
Boy- maine bhi sir ko aise hi kaha tha.
College ke first day; ladka: tumhara naam kya hai?
Ladki: mujhe sab didi kehte hai,
Ladka: wow.!! mujhe sab JIJA JI kehte hain!
Teacher: tum bade hokar kya karoge? Student: shadi,
Teacher: nahi mera matlab hai kya banoge?
Student: dulha,
Teacher: nahi i mean kya hasil karoge?
Student: dulhan...
1 gunde ka beta oral exam me fail hua to baap se bola: un logo ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magar apun bhi tera beta hu, sala muh nahi khola. After a kiss
Girl silently says to boy 'Kiss me once again & i will be yours foraver,
Boy- thanks for the warning.
After almost 30 years amitabh can finally answer shashi kapoor.." agar tumhare paas MAA hai to mere paas 'PAA' hai.

Teacher: bachcho,ye kitab kiski hai?
Pappu: sir, kagaz ki !
Teacher: ye to mujhe bhi pata hai.
Pappu: agar pata hai to fir puchhte kyo ho..

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