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Funny Hindi SMS

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Kehte hai "agar kisi ladki ko sache Dil se chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag jati hai aur agar wo na mile to ladkiya abhi baki hai mere Dost."

1 hand on clutch,
1 hand on accelerator,
1 ear listing songs,
1 ear on mobile,
1 foot on gear,
other on break &
Eyes at girls
Welcome to INDIA
A very busy Nation.

Kg1 class ka bacha bola- madam mai apko kaisa lagta hu?
Mam- so sweet.!
Bacha apni side ke ladke se bola- 'dekha maine kaha tha na
Line Marti hai...

Sweetest kiss- on the forehead,
Loveliest kiss- on cheeks,
Most romantic kiss- on the lips,
and the hottest kiss
?

?

On the bike's silencer!

Judge- tumhe kya diya jaye 3 mahine ki jail ya 3 hajaar rupye jurmana....
Anpadh mujrim- hajur 3 hajar rupye hi de do.

Patni: agar mujhe kuchh ho gaya to kya aap turant dusri shaadi kar lenge?
Pati: kam se kam 2-3 mahine to rukna padega, warna padosi kya kahenge?

Bap- aaj tak tumne aisa koi kaam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho,
Beta- yad kar ke papa ek dafa maine apke sir k niche 3 takye rakhe the.

Beta- Mom, ye gf kya hoti hai?
Mom- jab tum bade hoke achche ladke banoge to tumhe bhi 1 milegi,
Boy- agar achcha ladka nahi bana to?
Mom- to phir bahut milengi.

Court me pati talak k liye gaya, pati judge se bola "sir i am not happy with my wife", to patni boli "kamine sara mohalla khush hai bus tere hi nakhare he.."

Boy: darling hamare pyar k bare me kisi ko mat batana..
Girl: pinky ko to zarur bataungi, kehti thi kaun paagal hoga
jo tujhse pyar karega..

Madam students se- sab bachche apni girl friend aur boy friend k naam likho, 1 min. Baad.. Ladkiya- likh liya madam, aur 10 min. baad.. Ladke- suplimentry plz

Train me 1 sindhi aur 1 chinese baithe the, 1 machchar aaya chinese ne pakda aur kha gya. 2ra machchar aaya sindhi ne pkda aur chinese k taraf dikhakar bola- kharidega kya?

What is confidence?
Once 10 boys decided to purpose a girl
9 boys came with red rose but one boy came with BAARAT
That is the confidence.

Raat me 2 sharabiyo ne chand ki parchai talab me dekhi.
1st: ye kya hai?
2nd: chand,
1st: abe sale ghar chal galti se chand par pahuch gaye.

Biwi- lagta hai hamari beti ki Kisi ladke k saath setting ho gayi hai,
Pati- wo kaise?
Biwi- kyuki wo kaafi dino se balance k liye paise nahi maang rahi.

Ek ladka apne papa ki shaadi ki CD dekh raha tha.
Ladka- papa muje bhi apki shaadi ki tarah apni shaadi me aise item girls nachani hai.
Papa- haramkhor ye sab teri buaa log hai.

Girl- darling tum mujhe subah se lekar sham tak, aur sham se lekar subah tak pyaar karna..
..
..
..
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Boy- phir main TATTI kab karunga.

Dunia gol hai...
proof chahiye?Cockroch chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se, billi kutte se, kutta admi se, admi apni girlfriend se, aur girlfriend cockroach se.
1 chor 1 ghar me chori karne gya. tijori par likha tha "tijori ko todne ki jarurt nahi, 452 number lagao aur saamne wala laal button dabao, tijori khul jayegi.
Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi...
Jate waqt chor seth se bola...:
"aaj mera insaniyat se vishwas uth gya"

Veeru: iss gabbar ka kya kare??
Jai: ise sui chubo chubo k maar do aur sui iske side me rakh do..
Police samjhegi "sui-cide" ka case hai.

 
Pagal khane me sare pagal dance kar rahe the, 2 pagal khamosh baithe the. Doctor Ne socha ye pagal thik ho gaye hai, Doctor:tum khamosh kyu ho?
Pagal: hum to dulha dulhan hai.

Shashtro me likha hai-
Pati-patni ek hi gadi k 2 pahiye he
Dono me se 1 bhi kharab ho jaye to gadi nahi chal sakti
Moral-
Spare wheel rakha karo.

Khun se likh diya her diwar pe unka naam, aur fir tod di her diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam, kyon ki.... ''Spelling mistake thi'' yaar...

SMS ki history:
Year 1994-5rs
1996-4rs.
2000-3rs.
2004-2rs.
2006-1rs.
2008-50ps.
2009-01ps.
2010-free.
aap SMS kab karoge..?
Jab sms pe loan milega tab kya?

Girlfriend- mere birthday par mujhe ring doge na?
Boyfriend- of course jaan magar ye batao ring mobile par du ya landline par.

Silence between 2 unknown persons creates relation
But silence between 2 known persons breaks d relation
So always do Chapar Chapar.

Boy touched hand of his girlfriend & said: u r so hot baby..!
Girlfriend slaps & say: saale, 103 degree fever hai mujhe, aur tujhe aashqi sujh rahi hai..!

Zarin aur Katrina dono hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai, kyu
Socho!

Socho!

Nahi pata na? kyu ki dono k naam me "Rin" aata hai. Rin de chauka dene wali safedi.

Beta- mom, ye girlfriend kya hoti hai?
Mom- jab tum bade hoke ache ladke banoge to tumhe bhi 1 milegi.
Beta- agar acha ladka nahi bana to?
Mom- to fir bahut milengi.

Tomorrow all schools, colleges, and office will be holiday. Just inform to all...
Reason: rozy miss ka kutta mar gaya...! Aaaaooooo..

Do u know "pyar kab hota hai?" i'll tell u...
jab time khrab ho, aap par shani bhari ho aur bhagwan maze lene k full mood me ho tab pyar hota hai.

Indian cricket team aur toilet me kya samanta hai?

Nahi pata. ?

!

!

Socho,

!

Yehi ki "Dhoni" yaha bhi hai aur "Dhoni" waha bhi hai.

Ya allah.!!

Un tamam students ko exam me kamyab karna,
Jinhe saal bhar padhne ka time na mila,

Un masoom hatho ko himat dena,
Jinho ne unlimited SMS pakages ko kabhi waste nahi hone diya..

Ya.! Khuda
Un aakho ko paper me roshni dena,
Jo din rat net pe baith k kamjor hogayi hain..

Un garib bache aur bachiyon ki madad karna,
Jo night hours me baat karte rahe aur padh nahi sake..

aameen.

Ye msg apne jaise mahan logon ko forward kare.

Dunia me kabhi achhe insan ki talash me mat nikalna..
Kyunki? aajkal dhup bahut hai..! aur main ghar me hi rehta hu.

Biwi- lagta hai hamari beti ki kisi ladke ke sath setting ho gayi hai
Pati- wo kaise?
Biwi- kyuki wo kaafi dino se balance ke paise nahi maang rahi.

Isse badi aatankwadi Ghatna aur kya ho sakti hai..?
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..Ki...
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Potty dhone ke Lote me koi Tezab daal gaya.

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