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Kehte hai "agar kisi ladki ko sache Dil se chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag jati hai aur agar wo na mile to ladkiya abhi baki hai mere Dost." |
1 hand on clutch, |
Kg1 class
ka bacha bola- madam mai apko kaisa lagta hu? |
Sweetest
kiss- on the forehead, |
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Judge- tumhe kya diya
jaye 3 mahine ki jail ya 3 hajaar rupye jurmana.... |
Patni: agar mujhe kuchh
ho gaya to kya aap turant dusri shaadi kar lenge? |
Bap- aaj
tak tumne aisa koi kaam nahi kia jisse mera sir uncha ho gaya ho, |
Beta- Mom, ye gf kya
hoti hai? |
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Court me pati talak k liye gaya, pati judge se bola "sir i am not happy with my wife", to patni boli "kamine sara mohalla khush hai bus tere hi nakhare he.." |
Boy:
darling hamare pyar k bare me kisi ko mat batana.. |
Madam students se- sab bachche apni girl friend aur boy friend k naam likho, 1 min. Baad.. Ladkiya- likh liya madam, aur 10 min. baad.. Ladke- suplimentry plz |
Train me 1 sindhi aur 1 chinese baithe the, 1 machchar aaya chinese ne pakda aur kha gya. 2ra machchar aaya sindhi ne pkda aur chinese k taraf dikhakar bola- kharidega kya? |
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What is confidence? |
Raat me 2
sharabiyo ne chand ki parchai talab me dekhi. |
Biwi- lagta hai hamari
beti ki Kisi ladke k saath setting ho gayi hai, |
Ek ladka
apne papa ki shaadi ki CD dekh raha tha. |
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Girl- darling tum mujhe
subah se lekar sham tak, aur sham se lekar subah tak pyaar karna.. |
Dunia gol hai... proof chahiye?Cockroch chuhe se darta hai, chuha billi se, billi kutte se, kutta admi se, admi apni girlfriend se, aur girlfriend cockroach se. |
1 chor 1 ghar me chori karne gya. tijori
par likha tha "tijori ko todne ki jarurt nahi, 452 number lagao aur
saamne wala laal button dabao, tijori khul jayegi. Jaise hi button dabaya alarm baja aur police aayi... Jate waqt chor seth se bola...: "aaj mera insaniyat se vishwas uth gya" |
Veeru:
iss gabbar ka kya kare?? |
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Pagal khane me sare pagal dance kar rahe
the, 2 pagal khamosh baithe the. Doctor Ne socha ye pagal thik ho gaye
hai, Doctor:tum khamosh kyu ho? Pagal: hum to dulha dulhan hai. |
Shashtro me likha hai- |
Khun se likh diya her diwar pe unka naam, aur fir tod di her diwar jis pe likha tha unka naam, kyon ki.... ''Spelling mistake thi'' yaar... |
SMS ki
history: |
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Girlfriend- mere
birthday par mujhe ring doge na? |
Silence
between 2 unknown persons creates relation |
Boy touched hand of his
girlfriend & said: u r so hot baby..! |
Zarin aur Katrina dono
hi 1 jaisi aur gori hai, kyu |
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Beta- mom, ye girlfriend
kya hoti hai? |
Tomorrow all schools,
colleges, and office will be holiday. Just inform to all... |
Do u know "pyar kab hota
hai?" i'll tell u... |
Indian cricket team aur
toilet me kya samanta hai? |
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Ya
allah.!! |
Dunia me kabhi achhe
insan ki talash me mat nikalna.. |
Biwi- lagta hai hamari
beti ki kisi ladke ke sath setting ho gayi hai |
Isse badi aatankwadi
Ghatna aur kya ho sakti hai..? |
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