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Vomit msg- ek Rani ne kaha ki "jo mere thook k 3 glass piyega mai us se shadi karungi",
santa ne 2 glas piye aur ruk gaya,
Rani- bus dar gaye?Santa- nai balgam chaba ra hu..

Purrrrrr purrrrrrpat pat poooon poooon pat pat pat pat pat pat patpatakh patakh pat pat pooowaaann phoosss phoooosss? "Hat jao aaj sms ka pet kharab hai" pooooon.

Wife boli- kuch saal pehle mera figure Pepsi ki bottal ki tarah tha. Husband bola- wo to ab bhi hai, bas pehle bottle 300 ml. ki thi ab 2 letter ki hai.!

Sad story: 2 choozo ko pyar ho jata hai,
jab dono bade hote hai to unko pata chalta hai ki dono murge hain...
Moral: kachchi umar ka pyar... Na aar na paar.

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Ek number msg hai na..?

Log kehte hai ki rupaiyo se badhkar kuch nahi..
Mai kehta hun ye galat hai..
Rupaiyo se badhkar hai...

Dollars, Pounds, Dinaars.

Ghajini-2 the 1st scene: amir khan's son opens his Tiffin box on the road.
Why?????
wo dekh raha tha ki wo school ja raha hai ya school se aa raha hai.

Unbeatable truth-
"We realize that the value of life"

Increases only after it is lost..

For exa.- a live chicken 75 Rs.... Chicken tandoori 180 Rs.

Father "pehle tum mujhe papa kehti thi, ab daddy kyu?"
Daughter: "daddy samjha karo, papa kehne se meri lipstick kharab ho jati hai."

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