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Name: ASGHAR ALI
Email: para_28@hotmail.com
Date: Sat May 24 06:10:21 EDT 2008
Grl.nai aaj nahi dalwao gi
Boy. Y
Grl.kal raat tum dal kr so gai aur main sari raat mslti rahi or pani niklta raha
.
.
Mujhe lagta hai ye eye drop theek nai

Name: mughal
Email: mu_ghal@hotmail.com
Date: Fri May 23 14:36:37 EDT 2008
1 Doctor Mareez k peechay bhaag raha tha.Logon ne pocha kya hua?
Doctor:4 baar aisa hua..Sala Khatnay Karwanay aata hai aur Baal Saaf Karwa k bhaag jata hai

Name: sadhna rathore
Email: sadhna2609@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue May 20 09:44:56 EDT 2008
koun kiss ke dil main jagah deta hai,
ped bhi sukhe patte gira deta hai,
waakif hai hum duniya ke riwazon se,
dil bhar jaye to har koi thukra deta hai.

name: pinki
email: pinkidevi2008@yahoo.com
date: tue may 20 03:35:02 edt 2008
hum apne gum ko saja kar bahaar kar lenge,
tere khayalon ko thoda sa pyar kar lenge,
mohabbaton ki kahani tujhe sunayenge,
hawa chalegi to aanchal ki yaad aayegi,
ghata uthegi to kajal ki yaad aayegi,
tere haseen tasawwur ko pyar kar lenge,
yun yaad hum bhi tujhe baar baar kar lenge,
jo pyar karte hain wo in gumo ko sehte hain,
mohabbaton me toofan aate hi rehte hainm
tumhaare naam ko dharkan k sath rakh lenge,
tumhare chehre ko darpan k sath rakh lenge,
ye dooriyon ka samandar bhi paar kar lenge,
tamaam umar tera intizaar kar lenge.

Name: Ashi
Email: Ashi0885@hotmail.com
Date: Tue May 20 01:39:56 EDT 2008
dil se dil kabhi juda nahin hote
yuhin kissi pe fida nahin hote
pyar se bara to dosti ka rishta
kyonki dost kabhi bevafa nahin hote.

Name: Salamuddin Ansari
Email: Salamuddin_00786@yahoo.com
Date: Mon May 19 01:44:58 EDT 2008
Jab bhi yad aati hai Muskra lete hai,
Kuchh palo k liye har gum bhula dete hai.
Kaise bhig sakti hai aapke palke,
Aap k hisse k aansu ham baha lete hai.

Name: pinki
Email: pinkidevi2008@yahoo.com
Date: Sat May 17 08:44:50 EDT 2008
Apne Rukh Pe Nigah Karne Do
Khoobsurat Gunah Karne Do
Rukhse Parda Hatao Jaan-e-haya
Aaj Dil Ko Tabah Karne Do
Raat gumsum hai magar chand khamosh nahi,
Kaise keh du aaj fir hosh nahi.
Aisa duba teri aakho ki gehrai main,
Haath mein jam hai magar pine ka hosh nahi.

teri aankhon se kaash koi ishara to hota,
kuch to meri jaan jeene ka sahara to hota,
tod dete hum har ek rasam zamane ki,
tune ek baar mohabbat se pukara to hota.

Name: Lalu prasad kapur
Email: mera_kula_sirf_mera_hai@yahoo.com
Date: Fri May 16 09:18:19 EDT 2008
sukhe patton se pyar kar lete hum,
tum par aitbar kar lete hum,
tum ek bar keh dete hum tumhare hain,
zindgi bhar intzar kar lete hum.

Name: sujata
Email: tulip_suji@yahoo.co.in
Date: Fri May 16 05:49:59 EDT 2008
A sweet poem about "tatti"-
tatti meri pyari tatti, shauchalay ki rani tatti,
subah-subah jab aye tatti, ghar angan mehkae tatti,
pili tatti kali tatti, haay re meri nyari tatti,
kudrat ka dastur nirala sabko hi aye hai tatti,
khul ke jo na aye tatti, sachi bara sataye tatti,
lagatar jo aye tatti, sabki neend udaye tatti.

Name: shah faisal
Email: mobilecenterramgarh@yahoo.com
Date: Wed May 14 03:20:20 EDT 2008
gamko bechkar khusi kharid lenge,
khwab bechkar zindagi kharid lenge,
hoga jab imtihan to duniya dekhegi,
khudko bechkar aapki Dosti kharrid lenge.

Name: sujeetsengar
Email: sujeetradha143@yahoo.com
Date: Sat May 10 05:51:44 EDT 2008
phoolon ki hifajat me rehte hai chaman wale
phoolon ko maslte hai phoolon se badan wale
ye shehar tumhara hai so jo chahe saja de do
hum log hai pardeshi or tum log ho vatan wale.

Name: komal
Email: smithkomalsmith@yahoo.com
Date: Tue May 06 05:48:36 EDT 2008
chale aao badi udas hai sham,
aaj fir labo per hai tumhara naam,
paas aao aur seene se lago,
aur pila jao hoto ka jaam.

Name: Poonam
Email: Welcome_ktd2006@yahoo.com
Date: Sun May 04 04:28:34 EDT 2008
Keemati palon ko yun na bitana
haste rahna ro kar unhe na rulana
hum yaad hai aapko itna hi kaafi hai
kabhi bhool bhi jana to hume na batana.

Name: somaila
Email: somaila@rediffmail.com
Date: Mon Apr 28 05:39:46 EDT 2008
Pehle KISS karo,
phir PALANG per leta do,
phir CHADDI utar do,
phir NICHE haath lagao,
.
.
.
.
Aur check karo k
BABY ne SU SU to nahi kiya na

Name: muskaan
Email: muskaanlohan@gmail.com
Date: Wed Apr 23 00:15:50 EDT 2008
Zindgi kabhi kabhi itne Dard deti hai,
Dil me fir bhi Ummid Rehti hai.
Dil kehta hai kuch nhi hoga,
Par kuch to hoga Yehi Ummid kehti hai.

Name: nalineesh
Email: nalineeshkant_pandey@yahoo.co.in
Date: Mon Apr 21 06:04:16 EDT 2008
Jab bhi yaad aati hai muskura dete hai,
Kuch palon ke liye har gum bhula dete hai.
Kaise bheeg sakti hai aapki palke,
Aapke hisse ke aasu hum baha dete hai.

name: praveen saxena
email: praveenitexpert@gmail.com
date: mon apr 21 02:55:46 edt 2008
na to yado ko yaad rakhte hain,
na hi sapno ko sath rakhte hain,
hum to bus unko yaad rakhte hain,
jo hame Dil k pass rakhte hain

Name: Neetoo Singh
Email: singh.neetoo@gmail.com
Date: Fri Apr 18 06:52:49 EDT 2008
wo roye to bahut par mujhse muh mod ke roye,
koi majbori hogi jo dil tod ke roye,
mere samne kar diye meri tasveer ke tukde tukde,
pata laga mere piche wo unhe jod kar roye.

Name: NEETOO SINGH
Email: SINGH.NEETOO@GMAIL.COM
Date: Fri Apr 18 06:26:51 EDT 2008
mana ki tum jiti ho jamane ke liye,
ek baar jikar dekho diwane ke liye,
yaki mano tumhare aage dil ki kya aukad,
hum to jaan bhi de denge tumhe pane ke liye,

kabhi hame bhi apna banakar to dekho,
dil me apne kabhi chupa kar to dekho,
kitna pyar karte hai hum aapse,
kabhi hume aajmakar to dekho,
dhadkane kitni betab hai aapke liye,
kabhi sine se lagakar to dekho,

Name: Abdul
Email: Abdul.Cool1@gmail.Com
Date: Fri Apr 18 02:52:49 EDT 2008
Kuch log khaas hote hain, har pal pass hote hai,
khushiyon me shamil aur gum me bhi sath rahte hai,
log unhe dost aur hum unhe aap kehte hai.

Name: Abdul kader
Email: Rose.Dilse52@gmail.Com
Date: Thu Apr 17 06:17:39 EDT 2008
Insan jab is jahan mein aaya uske pass gam tha,
aur jab is jahan se gaya toh uske pass gam tha,
khushi usne jis lamhe ko samjha,
darasal tab uske gam ka ehsas kam tha.

Name: Abdul kader
Email: Rose.Dilse52@gmail.Com
Date: Thu Apr 17 02:01:03 EDT 2008
Raat huyi jab shaam k baad, teri yaad aayi har baat k baad,
hamne khamosh rehkar bhi dekha,teri awaaz aayi har saans k baad.

Name: jitu
Email: jituonlyurs@gmail.com
Date: Tue Apr 15 04:11:45 EDT 2008
khuda ki banayi kudrat nahi dekhi, dilo me chupai doulat nahin dekhi,
jo kehte hai duriyo se mit jati hai dosti, usne sayad humari dosti nahin dekhi.

Name: tanisha
Email: rawatk40@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Apr 10 04:37:09 EDT 2008
Todhna hota to Rishta na banate,
Ummeed na hoti to sapne hum na sajate,
Aitbaar kiya hai Aapki wafaope,
Bharosa na hota to"Apne dil"ka hissa na banate.

Name: sagar
Email: sagar_sur@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Apr 04 06:46:18 EDT 2008
aaj pata hai yaha chuha aaya tha.












aur mera pura message kha gaya.
ha ha ha

Name: sudha singh
Email: mailme.sudha1989@gmail.com
Date: Tue Apr 01 09:19:21 EDT 2008
Meri manzilo ke Mukaam ho tum,
Khuda se mangi fariyaad ho tum,
meri har khusi ka raz ho tum,
mere khwaboo ke sartaz ho tum.

Name: RAHUL
Email: sanamsajan2006@rediffmail.com
Date: Mon Mar 31 13:02:45 EDT 2008
Maine apne dil se kaha, use yaad karne chhod de,
tab mere dil se awaaz aayi,
wo tumari saans me base hai,
kya saanse lena chhod de.

Name: rohit srivastava
Email: rohit_kh_in@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sat Mar 29 11:22:53 EDT 2008
mohabbat usse nahi ki jati jo khoobsoorat ho,
khoosoorat to wo hota hi jisse mohabbat hoti hai.

Name: ujjaval
Email: soni.ujjaval@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Mar 26 09:12:50 EDT 2008
Humne Aapko Menane Ki Koshishe bhi nahi ki
Kyunki Aapne To Thaan li thi Ruth Jane ki
Aapko kya malum Pyar ka Ehsaas Aap ko to
Aadat hai Har kisi ko Aajmane ki.

Name: sanju
Email: kapoorsanju@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Mar 16 08:14:06 EDT 2008
sardar baal khol kar ladies toilet me ghus gaya ek aurart ne pucha behan kaun sa mahina hai? sardar 11-wa.aurat tabhi bache ki ek bazu bahar hai.....

Vat on sex: cho%ne wale par 40%
ga#d marane wale per 32%
&kiss karne wale pe12%
lekin tum mat gabhrana , mutth marna tax free hai....

Name: SAHIL PATHAK
Email: SAHIL.1934@REDIFFMAIL.COM
Date: Sun Mar 16 02:57:56 EDT 2008
JANEY KYA JAMANA MUJHSE CHAHATA HAI MERA DIL TODKAR MUJHE HASANA CHAHATA JANEY KYA BAAT JHALAKATI HAI MERI ANKHO SE KI HAR SAKHS MUJHE AJMANA CHAHATA HAI.

Name: Pragati Pratap Govekar
Email: blooming_budslove@yahoomail.com
Date: Fri Mar 14 07:24:35 EDT 2008
plants r green n sea is blue y ur so nice 2 me i want the cluewhat ever may be d reason i love u, bcoz in world like this i will never find friend like u.

Name: jakab
Email: dsdsf@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Mar 13 21:34:18 EDT 2008
A Bihari was working in Mumbai and he did not meet this wife for four (4) years while his wife was in Patna (Bihar ).

At the end of 4 years he distributed sweets to his colleagues in office stating that his wife had
delivered a son.

His colleagues were quite shocked and they asked how this “Happy event” happened when he had not seen his wife for four years…

The man said it is common in Bihar that neighbours take care of the wife (good Samaritans) when men are away.

The colleagues asked him, “What name will you give to the son?”

The man explained, “If its the second neighbour who has taken care, then the name would be “DWIVEDI”;

If it is the third neighbour then it would be “TRIVEDI”,

If it is the fourth neighbour then it would be “CHATURVEDI”;

If its the fifth neighbour then it would be “PANDEY”…

After listening to this, questions followed.

What if it is a mixture of neighbours?
“Then the boy would be named “MISHRA”…

And what if the wife is too shy to

Name: ANUP CHAPAIN
Email: chapain_anup@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Mar 07 10:49:43 EST 2008
Difference between GF & Wife?
GF-Beauty, Wf-Duty
GF-Pension, Wf- Tension,
GF-Yummy, Wf-Vehmi,
GF-Cool, Wf-Fool,
GF-Tutti-Fruity, Wf-Kismat Futi
GF-Fresh Cake, Wf-Earthquake

Name: TARUN
Email: tarun_transform@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu Mar 06 04:34:22 EST 2008
JINDGI RANJO GAM HAJAR DETI HAI, HAR MOD PE EK NAYA SAWAL DETI HAI , HUM DHOONDHTE REHTE HAI JAWAB- E- JINDGI, JAWAB MILNE PAR JINDGI SAWAL BADAL DETI HAI..!!!!!!!!!.........TARUN 09228104533

Name: Sufi
Email: sufi5657@gmail.com
Date: Wed Mar 05 07:16:58 EST 2008
Yaro! Na himmat hum me hai na hamare haddi may
Himat to us me hai jo chupa hai hamare CHADDI me.

Name: chandan Kumar Nirala
Email: ifte_chandan@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue Mar 04 07:46:32 EST 2008
Tum ban ke aise aaye dunia me,
Ki hum ye jamana hi bhul gaye,
Tumhe yad aaye ya na aaye hamari kabhi,
par hum to tumhe bhulana hi bhul gaye.

Name: Kunal
Email: kunal_kbd@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sun Mar 02 08:45:17 EST 2008
1 admi ne 2nd admi se pucha vote kisko diya? 2nd soniya ko lekin is baar maja nahi aya. 1 kyon? Pehele DAALNE dete the ab sirf DABANE DETE hai.

Name: Sahil Aggarwal
Email: sahilshally@ehsaas.us
Date: Thu Feb 28 10:37:45 EST 2008
Mohabbat mein teri kho gaye hum is kadar,
khayalon khawabon mein aye sirf tu hi nazar,
na hai koi hosh na koi khabar khud ki ab,
tu hi hai meri manzil tu hi hai har manzar.

Yeh dil apna maine tere naam kar diya,
har armaan har sapna tujh par nichhavar kar diya,
tu hai meri zindagi meri mohabbat mera pyaar,
apne dil par maine apni khoon se tera naam likh diya.

Labon se chum le is tarah mere badan ko,
theher jau kaamp jau main kuch is tarah se,
pal bhar mein bhar jaye nasha aankhon mein itna,
piye ho najaane kitne paimaane jaise.

Name: shailendra patwa
Email: sonu_patwa@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Feb 26 11:41:35 EST 2008
Dosti main jina dosti main marna,
Himmat na ho to dosti na karna,
Zindagi nahi hame doston se pyaari,
Doston ke liye hai zindagi hamari.

Name: kalpana
Email: kalpaana83@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sat Feb 23 03:34:22 EST 2008
FURSAT KAISE HE JAKHMO PE MALHAM LAGANE KI, NIGAHE BADAL GAI APNE OR BEGANE KI,
TUM NA CHHOD NA HAMARA SATH WARNA TAMANNA NA RAHEGI KISI KO APNA BANANE KI.

Name: vikas
Email: vikas_vig2002@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue Feb 26 01:53:05 EST 2008
wo itni paas hai ki chu lunga maei,
par paas hote hue bhi wo paas nahi.
log kehte hain apni kismat se use pa lena,
par hume to apni kismat pe bhi vishwas nahi.

Name: tanisha
Email: rawatk40@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Apr 10 04:49:46 EDT 2008
Har khushi mein aap ki baat karte hain,
Aap salamat rahein yeh fariyaad karte hai,
Ab ek SMS se kya batayen ki,
hum Aapko kitna pyar karte hai.

Name: rohit patel
Email: rohitrekhar@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu May 08 12:17:55 EDT 2008
zindgi me hamare kabhi tufan aaye
risto ko hamare kabhi jukham aaye
fir bhi har waqt labo pe mire tumhara hi naam aaye
kabhi jarurat pade to jaan bhi manglena
hame khusi hogi ki ham aap ke kuch kaam aaye.

Name: sabhyasanchi
Email: sabhyasanchi13@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sat May 17 01:22:26 EDT 2008
suna hai meri yaad mein aapko loose motions ho gaya,
chalo ye bhi aansoo hai magar rasta badal gaya hai
 

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