Name: harsh
Email: harsh@rediffmail.com
Date: Wed Dec 12 06:06:29 EST 2007
hum mitti k ashiyane banate gye
bana bana k unhe mitate gye
hume to koi apna bana na saka
aur hum sab ko apna banate gye.
Name: banti
Email: bb.bantoo123@rediffmail.com
Date: Wed Dec 12 02:18:20 EST 2007
naam hai mera BANTI...
agar kisi k ga#d me ho dum to plz bandho mere ga#d me GHANTi.
Name: Manish Jhala Bana
Email: manish_bana123@rediffmail.com
Date: Tue Dec 11 07:55:53 EST 2007
Himesh Reshamiya apne naak se gata hai isliye uska naam
hona chahiye HIMESH CHHECHHANIYA
Name: shivam gupta
Email: shivamgupta1599@yahoo.co.in
Date: Mon Dec 10 16:43:59 EST 2007
tu yaha kar vaha kar karta rahe hardam,tu yaha kar vaha kar karta rahe
hardam lekin karne se pehle dekh le dibbe mein pani hai ya khatam
Name: Rudra
Email: forrudra@gmail.com
Date: Mon Dec 10 04:35:52 EST 2007
song for laden
ek din marega ye kutte ki maut...
sab log kahenge mar gaya madarchd.....
la la lala la
Name: harsh
Email: harsh@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Dec 08 01:22:37 EST 2007
bolti hai dosti chup rehta hai pyar
milati hai dosti juda karta hai pyar
phir bhi kyun dosti chodkar log karte hai pyar
Name: shafqat hussain abbasi
Email: shafqat_larkanian@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Dec 07 01:53:42 EST 2007
zindagi me dard bahut hai khushi kum hai
dunia me bewafai bahut hai wafa kum hai
teri yaad me har din har raat
hum rote bahut hain haste kam hain
Name: harsh
Email: harsh@rediffmail.com
Date: Fri Dec 07 01:20:24 EST 2007
what is choot? choot is maal nothing but khaal
middle me laal surrounded by baal, jo chode so
nihaal, jo chudwaye so behaal, bolo.........l
Name: SHAHID IMRAN
Email: laddo81@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Dec 06 03:01:15 EST 2007
NAFRAT THI HUM SE TO IZHAR KYUN KIYA,DENA THA ZEHER TO PYAR KYUN
KIYA,DEKAR ZEHER KEHTE HO K PINA HI HOGA,OR JAB PE GAYE ZAHER TO KEHTE
HAIN KI JINA HI HOGA
Name: Swadhin Kumar
Email: kool_swadhin@rediffmail.com
Date: Wed Dec 05 08:08:24 EST 2007
Pyar se tab tak pyar karo jab tak pyar apse pyar na kare,Pyar ko itna
pyare karo ki pyar kisi aur se pyar na kare
Name: krishanadipu
Email: krishana_dipu@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Dec 04 07:03:00 EST 2007
Ye mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote rahe,
Tumhari yadon me hum roz kitne rote rahe,
Na din gujre hai na rate,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
Name: narottam pathak
Email: yours.narottam@gmail.com
Date: Mon Dec 03 07:25:45 EST 2007
what is more painful?
"when a person whom u trusted hurts u",
or
"the person whom u have hurt still trust U"
Name: nikhil
Email: nikhil_love143@yahoo.co.in
Date: Mon Dec 03 06:55:09 EST 2007
kash is dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jaye,
hum apko yaad kare aur aapko khabar ho jaye,
khuda se mangte hain dua ki aap jise bhi chaho,
wo zindgi ki raho me apka humsafar ho jaye.
Nikhil 9971853793
Name: Raj
Email: behind_heart2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon Dec 03 04:36:44 EST 2007
Last night Idesperately missed you I wanted to feel u on my naked body. I
had to go to bed without u... where are u stupid pyjamas.
Name: Raj
Email: behind_heart2001@yahoo.com
Date: Mon Dec 03 04:33:53 EST 2007
Q: What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night ?
A:"Now I know why you named your company Microsoft !"
Name: sanjay
Email: sanjay_bechain@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Dec 02 12:29:36 EST 2007
khet ki jutai na ho to bekar
makan ki putai na ho to bekar
masale ki kutai na ho to bekar
vaise hi Mallika serawt k Kule ki Pitai na ho to bekar.
Name: harsh
Email: harsh@rediffmail.com
Date: Fri Nov 30 06:25:20 EST 2007
roshni k liye shama jalta hai,
shama k liye parwana jalta hai,
koi apna na ho to dil jalta hai,
agar apna aap jaisa ho to zamana jalta hai.
Name: Tanu Sree Dataa
Email: chuso_magar_pyar_se@bigb00bs.com
Date: Tue Nov 27 06:57:42 EST 2007
Dusmani dusman se pyar pasand se,
khushi har pal se rishte apno se,
mohabbat mahboob se aashiki aashik se,
magar dosti dil se jo hamne ki hai aapse.
Name: MONTY
Email: monty_010179@yahoo.com
Date: Mon Nov 26 03:40:09 EST 2007
Hallo Dosto, Bachpan se hi mere Ga#d me bahut khujli hoti hai,
plz agar koi meri Ga#d ki is khujli ko mitayega,
usko mai jibharkar meri Ga#d marne dunga. plz mail me soon.
Name: tahair gandhi
Email: tahair786@gmail.com
Date: Sun Nov 25 22:07:14 EST 2007
u r very Cute bcoz in my dictionary Cute means...
C - Causing
U - Un-necessary
T - Trouble
E - Everywhere
Name: kunal
Email: kunal_kbd@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sun Nov 25 08:28:14 EST 2007
Wife: me galti se khane k sath “Rumal” bhi kha gai. Sardarji: koi baat
nahi apna Bacha ayega to “Pagdi” pahna ayega.
Name: desh raj rana
Email: desh_raj_rana@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue Nov 20 02:19:23 EST 2007
Kash mai Muli hota aur mujhe Priyanka chopr khati aur
badbudaar Paddu karti.
Name: kunal
Email: KUNAL_KBD@YAHOO.CO.IN
Date: Sun Nov 18 11:43:35 EST 2007
Sun lo Dunia walo.....
Ku se KUNAL,
Ku se KUTTA aur
Ku se KULA.
Name: sunil
Email: rajusharma.raj@rediffmail.com
Date: Wed Nov 14 22:15:23 EST 2007
Pahle mera sirf ek hi ga#d tha, lekin jab mai class 8 me tha,
to meri Mame ne mere ga#d me itne jor se Danda mara ki
mere ga#d k do tukde ho gaye.
Name: pravinder
Email: pravinder16@gmail.com
Date: Wed Nov 14 02:52:24 EST 2007
mobile ko kabhi bhi piche ki pocket me mat rakhna
battery fategi to ga#d fat jayegi, log haath se
ga#d dhote hai tum ga#d se hath dho baithoge.
ye msg Specially Ladkiyo k liye hai.
Name: JAGANNATH PRAJAPAT
Email: prajapat_jagan@rediffmail.com
Date: Tue Nov 13 02:55:10 EST 2007
Father & Son went to medical store. Father buys pack of Condoms.
Son: Whats this.!!
Father: its medicine for killing rats.
Son: Baap re........
Ch~t me bhi Chuhe!
Name: JAGANNATH PRAJAPAT
Email: prajapat_jagan@rediffmail.com
Date: Tue Nov 13 03:07:57 EST 2007
16 Sundria swiming pool me nah rahi thi, Achanak .... pool ka sara pani
sukh gaya,!
Pucho Kyou...?
Yahi hai Asli WHISPER ka kamal Gilepan ki Chhutti.
Mobile no. 09926440494
Name: JAGANNATH PRAJAPAT
Email: prajapat_jagan@rediffmail.com
Date: Tue Nov 13 02:49:56 EST 2007
why "LANGOTI" is called "LANGOTI" ?
SOCHO
Because it covers "LU#D & GOTI".
Name: Jitendra Prasad
Email: prasad.jitendra@gmail.com
Date: Fri Nov 09 10:51:51 EST 2007
yaar mere class me ek londi thi, wo bahut hi SEXY aur Beautiful thi,
ek din mai usse baat kar raha tha to wo achanak jor se PAAD dali,
tab
mujhe ehsas hua ki Londi kitni bhi SEXY ho agar apke samne PAAD de
to
phir hamesha uske PAADNE ki awaz kano me gunjti rahti hai.
Name: bullaa
Email: bulla@pela.com
Date: Thu Nov 08 10:06:08 EST 2007
Hi i m bulla pela, mai sabhi se apni ga#d pelwata hu,
isliye mera naam bulla pela hai.
Name: rushabh
Email: mits_naughty@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Nov 03 09:49:19 EDT 2007
mai kabhi bhi mallika ki ga#d nahi marunga because
wo kamini roz patla tatti karti hai.
Name: Ali Raza
Email: raza_yrc@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Nov 01 02:10:57 EDT 2007
Life is like math. Friends ko plus kro , dushman ko minus kro, khushion ko
multiply kro, Gham ko divide kro, aur hamesha muskrao.
Name: mukesh chor
Email: mukesh_com05@rediffmail.com
Date: Wed Oct 31 01:48:37 EDT 2007
Hi i m mukesh
mukesh = No.1 madarcho, ga#du, kanchodwa ga#d k of the world,
plz mujhe naye naye Gaali mail kare.
Name: Rajendra K. Deshmukh
Email: rajdeshmukh_12@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue Oct 30 05:30:03 EDT 2007
Har gali har diwar par tumhara naam likha hai, Har gali har diwar par
tumharanaam likha hai, uper wanted aur niche das lakh inaam likha hai.
Name: sumit dixit
Email: sumit143_143@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Oct 27 04:50:33 EDT 2007
tujhko pane ki chahat me khud se juda ho jata hu.
tanha tanha har pal me ehsas tumhara pata hu.
samne aakar bhi tumse mai nazar churata hu to kya.
palko k daman me har dam aks tumhara pata hu.
sab bhul gaya kuch yaad nahi kuch aur bhala kyu yaad rakhu.
ek din tumko pana hai ye man hi man dohrata hu.
apne sinduri aanchal c meri har sham bana do tum.
bina tere mai jee pau is khwab ko bhi thukrata hu.
chandni chand sitaron c tum ho kar do meri dunia rosan.
mai "aashiq" chirag hokar bhi apne pahlu me andhera pata hu.
Name: KULDEEP
Email: saipanwarkuldeep@sify.com
Date: Tue Oct 23 07:17:10 EDT 2007
mera naam Kuldeep isliye hai kyu ki mere GA#D (Kula) me
hamesha DEEP (Light) jalte rehta hai.
meri girl friend mujhe pyar se KULA DEEP bhi kehti hai aur
dost log GA#D LIGHT
Name: Salim
Email: salimjume@YAHOO.COM
Date: Thu Oct 11 14:43:08 EDT 2007
CHAND PE AAJ BADA NOOR HAI
CHAND KO IS BAAT KA GURUR HAI
HUM KARE GURUR KISPE ZALIM
HAMARA CHAND HI HUMSE DUR HAI
Name: ajay urf ajju
Email: www.ajrm@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu Oct 11 02:02:41 EDT 2007
kambakht mukaddar aisa hai jaise koi dal tuti hui..
kasme khai jamane se bahot,har kasam jhooti hui..
chain jisse dil ko aata vo kasam to kha na sake..
afsos to is baat ka hai, tere ho ke bhi tujhe pa na sake..
Name: jugrajbafna
Email: jugrajbafna@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Sep 29 15:43:04 EDT 2007
Apne Dil kis suno afwaho se kaam na le,
Tumhara waham hai ki mai bhula du tujhe,
Meri koi saans nahi jo tumhara naam na le.....
Name: pranay tiwari
Email: pranay_tiwari619@yahoo.co
Date: Sat Sep 29 06:11:31 EDT 2007
mai bachpan se apni ga#d marwaane ka shaukin hu.
jo bhi meri ga#d maarna chahta ho wo plz mujhse contact kare.
Name: ghanshyam ahirwar
Email: gm_a@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Jul 14 07:07:33 EDT 2007
Zindagi nahin humein doston se pyaari,
Doston pe haazir hai jaan hamaari,
Aankhon mein hamaari aansoon hai toh kya,
Jaan se bhi pyaari hai muskaan tumhaari !
Name: Parmod
Email: modi_singal@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Oct 13 11:09:42 EDT 2007
Teri doli k bhi 4 kinare honge, meri arthi k bhi 4 kinare honge.
Phool tujh par bhi barsenge, phool mujh par bhi barsenge.
Log tere liye bhi royenge, log mere liye bhi royenge.
Bus fark itna hoga tera kisi ko intezaar hoga aur
hamara antim sanskar hoga.
Name: Akash 03453400042
Email: akash_musical@hotmail.com
Date: Sun Nov 11 09:18:43 EST 2007
Gum me mohabbat ko bhula naa dena,
Mere pyaar ko yuh mita naa dena,
Deewanoon se bhi zyada karta hoon mohabbat,
Gair keh ke mujhe thukra naa dena.
Name: Akash 03453400042
Email: akash_musical@hotmail.com
Date: Sun Nov 11 09:35:54 EST 2007
Tanhayian jaane lagi zindagi muskurane lagi,
Naa din ka pata hai naa raat kaa pata,
Aap ki dosti ki khushboo hume mehkaane lagi,
Ek pal to karib aa jao dhadkan bhi awaaz lagane lagi.
Name: Reena
Email: reena_patel235@yahoo.com
Date: Mon Nov 19 09:19:34 EST 2007
8 boya RAPE case me pakde gaye,
Lady lawyer uska lu#d pakad ke boli,
kya yeh bacha rape kar sakta hai?
boy says silently:-hila mat warna case haar jayegi
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