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Name: amaer
Email: amar.ojha@rediffmail.com
Date: Fri Sep 21 06:32:38 EDT 2007
yado ki iss bhamwar me ek pal mera ho
phulon ki iss chaman me ek chaman mera ho
khuda kare ki jab aap yaad kare apno ko
un apno me ek naam mera ho.

Name: simple
Email: simi8429@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu Sep 13 03:51:16 EDT 2007
Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri Chahat ko mita de,
ye mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!

Name: shafqat hussain
Email: shafqat_larkanian@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Sep 12 07:47:18 EDT 2007
dard mila is dunya se hamesha mujhe
khushi ki talash rahi hi sari zindagi mujhe
dard ki intiha to dekho jise jaan se zyada cha wo bhi chhod gaya mujhe

Name: HARISH
Email: harish_chandwani2000@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Sep 06 05:17:08 EDT 2007
YE TO PATA NAHI KI FIR KAB APKE PAS AYEGE PER APSE WO CHHOTI SI MULAKAT JINDAGI BHAR NA BHOOL PAYEGE.

Name: Jasmin
Email: jiya_31195@yahoo.co.in
Date: Wed Sep 05 07:07:23 EDT 2007
Maine kaha -Dil Ruba,
Usne kaha-Paise dikha,
Maine kaha- Paise Nahi,
Usne kaha-Kaise nahi,
Maine kaha-Mehengayi hai,
Usne kaha -ja tu mera bhai hai

Name: bibhujyoti patra
Email: bjs_patra@rediffmail.com
Date: Mon Sep 03 11:19:42 EDT 2007
na tazmahal sundar hai, na kutabminar
sundar to Kareena Kapur ka KULA hai.

Name: JOLLY UNCLE
Email: jollyuncle@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Aug 30 06:36:04 EDT 2007
Suraj se achha Tara koi nahi,
Jaisa hai Rishta humaraa dusraa koi nahi!
Chahe saari duniyaa me dhund lo;
Mere jaisa Pyara, aur Tere jaisa Aawara aur koi nahi!!

Name: shafqat hussain
Email: shafqat_larkanian@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Aug 29 06:08:52 EDT 2007
dard-e-dil chupane ka hunr agaya hai hamen
chot kha kr muskurana agaya hai humen.
tu laakh kahe ki tum mujhse pyar nahi krti.
teri ankhon me jhalakta hai pyar teri ankhen padhna agaya hai hume.

Name: shafqat hussain
Email: shafqat_larkanian@larkanian.com
Date: Wed Aug 29 04:24:25 EDT 2007
zindgi me milE hain gum hamesha.
teri yaad ne dya hai dard hamesha.
jub se chhod k gaye hain wo tubse mera dil tanha rehta hai hamesha.

Name: Amar Lal Dhingana
Email: amardhingana@gmail.com
Date: Sat Aug 25 03:31:42 EDT 2007
Zuban khamosh, ankhon me nami hogi,
Yahi bas ek dastan-e-zindagi hogi,
Bharne ko to har zakham bhar jayega,
kaise bharegi wo jagah jaha Teri kami hogi.

Name: Viny
Email: kaushal_kumarin@indiatimes.com
Date: Wed Aug 22 10:20:07 EDT 2007
love is luck ,
love is life ,
love is wife,
love is god,
I mean 2 Say love is Everything .
But not without you my dear .

Name: Zaiba
Email: zaiba@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Aug 17 14:27:42 EDT 2007
Santa travelling in pakistan Villege asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Achha hua paani nahi manga.

Name: Shashi
Email: s_b_tiwari@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu Aug 09 16:13:41 EDT 2007
Kash kar ke dala to hash karke boli, Kaha Dalte Ho Kaha ja raha Hai,
Dire Se DALA MACHAL karke boli vah ! mere RAJA maja Aa raha hai.

Name: Rustana Begam
Email: randino.1@yahoo.com
Date: Mon Aug 06 18:56:23 EDT 2007
two breast;one said to anouther ye lafda niche wali gali me hota he or pakde hum jate he

Name: Priyanka Priyadarshini.
Email: priya_jem3@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu Jul 26 12:07:41 EDT 2007
Andheri sadak, Sunsan kabristhan, Suni haveli, Kala aasman, Gumsum parinde, Naa koi insaan, Barfili rooh, Sulghta armaan, Raat ho gayi, So jaa "SAITAN".

Name: Jugraj Bafna
Email: jugrajbafna@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 22 10:16:39 EDT 2007
Woh samajh nahi rahe mere jazbaat ko, woh yaad karenge mere har baat ko.Ek din jab hum unhe chhodkar jayenge, dekh kar royenge woh har barsaat ko.....!!!

Name: atul saraf
Email: atul.saraf78@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sat Jul 21 08:14:16 EDT 2007
Kareena, Mallika, Bipasa, Prity jinta, Rani Mukharji etc.
ye Log bhi Roz Tatti karte hai aur Paadte hai

Name: jahangir
Email: badshah_0007@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Jul 21 04:10:44 EDT 2007
ye mat socho ki ''kash mai Mallika Serawat ki Chaddi hota, dinbhar uske ch~t k paas to hota'',
Abe agar wo roz Muli Khakar Paadegi to kya haal hoga tera soch le.

Name: sonam
Email: sonam_gandhi63@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 15 02:02:21 EDT 2007
jeena chahte hain magar zindagi raas nhi aati,
marna chahte hai magar maut pass nhi aati,
bahut udass hain hum iss zindagi se kyunki
unki yaadein bhi toh tadpane se baaz nhi aati

Name: sonam
Email: sonam_gandhi63@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 15 00:43:06 EDT 2007
dosti ke mayne humse kya puchte ho, hum abhi in baton se anjan hai, sirf ek guzarish hai ke bhul na jana hamein kyunki apki dosti hi hamari jaan hai.

Name: Raghu,Nellore.A.P
Email: reddymylam@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Jul 07 03:17:22 EDT 2007
Lady : "I want a good vibrator" Salesman: "Ma'am ! you may select one from our range that is displayed on that wall" Lady : "O.K. I'll take that red one" Salesman: "Sorry, that's our fire-extinguisher"

Name: shekhar tupkari
Email: maharashtra123@yahoo.co.in
Date: Fri Jul 06 13:14:29 EDT 2007
Train mein se agar hum bulb churainge to police
ake hum ko maregi , magar inko ab ye kyon
samjhaye ke Train ke ticket pe lekha hai ke Railway aapki sampatti hai.

Name: JITESH PANCHAL
Email: panchaljc@yahoo.co.in
Date: Tue Jul 03 08:00:44 EDT 2007
Sardar ki nayi INDICA k piche likha tha " SAWAN KO AANE DO" Piche se Truck ne thok diya. Truck pe likha tha: "AAYA SAWAN JHUM KE!!"

Name: SARFRAZ ALAM
Email: sidrapanday@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Jun 30 06:41:07 EDT 2007
Hamari apki Dosti bilkul fix hai love emotion sadness sab mix hai, Hum apko na bhulenge kabhi, Kabhi aap hume na bhul jaye thoda sa risk hai.

Name: Jitendra Suthar
Email: jitendrakumarsuthar@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jun 14 05:05:42 EDT 2007
doing an excellent job by providing a laugh rioter moments. indeed i laughed after a long period. keep it up. if possible, give it a decent dressing which will make it eye pleasant & will not raise eyebrows of other browsers at cafe. thank you

Name: Tamanna
Email: eastwestbng@yahoo.com
Date: Tue Jun 12 13:20:31 EDT 2007
bhul karke agar humse koi bhul hui ho
tho bhul samajkar bhula dena
lekin bhulana sirf bhulko
galati se bhi hume na bhula dena.

Name: Naveen thakur
Email: ishq_love_pyaar@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jun 06 23:21:37 EDT 2007
Jo sab dete hain wo hum nahi denge
Pyar jab bhi denge kam nahi denge
Yakeen na ho to aazma lena
Zindagi mein aapko kabhi,
Gam nahi denge

Name: manoj
Email: kumar_monu2007@yahoo.co.in
Date: Mon Jun 04 00:09:15 EDT 2007
Ek pathan Cycle chalaty aur gungunaty howe kahin ja raha tha rasty
mein ek Aurat se takra betha.
Aurat chilla kar boli "Break nahi maar sakty thy kia ??? "
Pathan herat se... "Pora cycle mar deya abhi break mar kar kia faida."

Name: Sunny
Email: dreams2reached@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jun 03 04:58:21 EDT 2007
Ms.Meena?


Ms.Meena?


Ms.Meena?


Ms.Meena?


Arey yaar.I`m asking u that-u"MIss me NA?

Name: Prasad Dani
Email: prasadasso@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sat Jun 02 13:19:59 EDT 2007
Aasuo ko bahut samzaya Tanhai me aaya karo
u bhari mehfil me aake mera mazak na udaya
karo.
Tadap kar aansu bole, bhari mehfil me bhi aap ko
tanha pate hay ise laye chale aate hai

Name: Hardik
Email: Kuku1607@yahoo.co.in
Date: Sat Jun 02 09:09:36 EDT 2007
Top INDIAN milk containers.
1)***-3 Ltr
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4)Preeti-1.5 Ltr
5)Rani- 1 Ltr.
6)Aishwarya-sample pack
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Name: JONI
Email: treasurejk@rediffmail.com
Date: Wed May 30 08:04:15 EDT 2007
MOHBBAT ME JIYE HAI MOHBBAT ME JIYENGE.....
WO HONGE KOI AUR MARNE WALE.

Name: sangeeta k
Email: jenak_251984@yahoo.co.in
Date: Wed May 30 05:48:48 EDT 2007
Na tasveer hai teri jo didar kiya jaye,
Na tum ho pass jo pyar kiya jaye,
Ye kaisa dard diya hai aapne,
Na kuch kaha jaye,Na tum bin jiya jaye.

Name: jyoti
Email: jyotimis_786@rediffmail.com
Date: Thu May 24 08:02:53 EDT 2007
teri dosti me ek nasha he, tbhi to ye duniya hum se khfa he, na karo hamse itni dosti ki dil hi puchhe ki teri "dhadkan kaha hai"?

Name: veenu
Email: veena_thawani
Date: Tue May 15 06:13:53 EDT 2007
ek ladki thi sexy si ek lu#d pe wo marti thi chori chori ch~t pe khujli karti thi ch~dana tha shayad usko par lambe lu#d se darti thi

Name: ahad
Email: vsaahad@yahoo.co.in
Date: Thu Apr 26 09:38:56 EDT 2007
kamaal ka funny jokes ka website hai yaar.
Hans Hans ke mera Ga#d laal ho gaya hai

Name: yogesh
Email: yogesh@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Apr 25 07:58:49 EDT 2007
meri kisi khata pe naraj na hona.
apni pyari c muskan kabbi na khona.
sukoon milta hai sunn kar apki hansi ko,
haste rehna zindgi me kabbi udaas na hona.......

Name: Chandan kumar Barik
Email: ck_barik@yahoo.co.in
Date: Wed Apr 04 00:46:10 EDT 2007
Dosti karo to dhoka mat dena , dosto ko ansu ka tofa mat dena , dil se roi koi tumhe yaad karke , aisa kisi ko mauka mat dena.

Name: chandan kumar
Email: ck_barik@yahoo.co.in
Date: Mon Apr 23 08:22:16 EDT 2007
Mohabbat ek jindgi tarah hota hai, jindegi me har mod asan nahi,
har mod per khusi nahi melti, hum jindegi ka sath nahi chhodte to mohabbat ka sath kaise chhode

Name: sangeeta k
Email: jenak_251984@yahoo.co.in
Date: Wed May 30 06:49:56 EDT 2007
Unhe ye shikwa hai ki hum unhe yaad nahi karte,
par unhe ye kaun samjaye ki hum unhe yaad kaise kare, jinhe hum bhulte hi nahi

Name: J.Mohan Rao
Email: jmohanrao1@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Jun 02 08:59:32 EDT 2007
Aankho me armaan liye baithe hain,
palko me sapne liye baithe hain
aapse door hone ka gum hai magar
aaj b aapke naam pe ye shaam liye baithe hain.
(gd evening)
9926788311

Name: Pankaj KUmar
Email: www.pankulp_0303@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Jun 29 05:45:45 EDT 2007
He khuda, kash tune dil kanch ka banay hota,
kam se kam todne wale ke hath me jakhm to aya hota.

Name: Pradeep Tekwani
Email: pradeepbittutekwani@rediffmail.com
Date: Sat Mar 10 08:05:11 EST 2007
always be happy

Name: Vikas Chandrakar
Email:
myLoveGuru@gmail.com
Date: Tue Dec 26 07:31:23 EST 2006
http://smsmasti.50webs.com

Name: Vikas Chandrakar
Email:
myLoveGuru@gmail.com
Date: Sun Dec 17 00:33:19 EST 2006
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