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Hindi Insult and Fool SMS Jokes Collection Page: 1 | 2 |
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Hi jaan_ |
Taste dis SMS |
Dost mere marne k baad mera janaza uski gali me ghuma dena, agar wo dikh
jaye to ek baar mera nikal k hila dena... |
Who r u...?? |
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Bhagwan apki umar lambi karey! Bhagwan apko Naukri de! Bhagwan apko Khush rakhe! Bhagwan apko Barkat de! Yaad ho gaya? Chal phir Katora utha aur shooru ho ja |
A : u r Active |
Ab tak meri life ek khuli botal thi, jis mein se sab perfume ki tarah ud jata tha. Par aap ke aane se sab kuch ruk gaya. Bhagwan kare aap jaisa DHAKKAN sabko miley |
Aaj, kal, harpal, har samay, har vaqt, maheno, salo saal se ek DIL tumhare liye
Dhadakta tha aur Dhadakta rahega |
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Aap ki awaz KOYAL Jaisi, Aankhain HIRAN Jaisi, Chaal MOR jaisi, Aadtain BANDAR Jaisi. Acha hota agar koi ek cheez Insanon Wali Bhi Hoti |
Ho sakta hai Barish k baad asma nila na ho, |
Is kadar hum
aapko chahte hai ki duniya |
Yaad hai ham pehle kahan milte the...... train ruki, khidki khuli, nazro se nazre mili aur aapne kahan,..... ALLAH K NAAM PE KUCH DE DE BABA!!!!!! |
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Manzil ki taraf badte chalo. Jo Dil kahe usi raah ko chuno. Peeche walo
ko aage na aane do aur jo aage hain unse aage niklo. |
Lamha Lamha Waqt Guzar Jayega, Chand Lamhon Men Exam Sar Pe Ajayega, Abhi Bhi Waqt Hai Do Line Padh Lo, Warna Paas Kya Munna Bhai Karwae Ga! |
I am sorry yaar, aaj tak maine
tujhe avoid kiya,kai bar tujhse bat nahi ki,tujhse hath nahi milaya, |
Ek bar kuch bandar jangal se bhag gaye phir wo hotel mein phuchen unme se ek pizaa kha raha tha ek burger kha raha tha aur kuch bade dhayan se ye message parh rahe the. |
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'LIPS' Bhindi ki tarah, 'GAAL' Tamatar ki tarah, aur 'FACE' Gobhi ki tarah. Bhagwan ek Dost diya wo bhi sabzi mandi ki tarah. | Sunahre sapno me khone se pehle chain ki neend sone se pehle mene socha tumhe yad dila du. SU SU Karke sona…. |
Tumsa koi zamin par hua to rab se shikayat hogi, |
Toilet me ja baitha, to tumhari yaad aai, |
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Jis waqt khuda ne tumhe banaya hoga, ek saroor sa uske dil pe chaya hoga... pehle socha hoga tujhe jannat mein rakh lun.. phir usse zoo ka khayal aaya hoga... |
Tu chand mange me chand dedu, tu raat mange me raat dedu, tu dil mange me dil dedu, tu jaan mange... Bas yaar Bhik mangne ki bhi ek limit hoti hai.. |
Ek bandar ne apni shakal aaine mein dekh li aur usne suicide kar li, tum mujhse waada karo ke tum kabhi aaina nahin dekhoge plz plz plz promise me plz... |
Nasha aankho me hota hai Sharaab mein nahin, Sharddha Dil me hoti hai Mandir mein nahin..... Dosti SMS karne se badhti hai, SMS padhne se nahi.... |
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yaad aate hai wo suhane pal, jab hum tum shararat kiya karte the, hum Bandar k liye roye karte the aur tum apni photo dikha kar hume mana liya karte the. |
Jo sagar ne kaha lehron se, Jo ped ne kaha patto se, jo phoolon ne kaha kaliyon se, wohi main tumhe kehta hun, aey chal chal hawa aane de** |
Kashti chali kinara chhut gaya, aasma se sitara tut gaya, |
jaha dosti vaha pyar, jaha pyar vaha ishq, jaha ishq, vaha mohabbat, jaha mohabbat vaha judai, jaha judai vaha dard, jaha dard vaha MOOV laga lena. |
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sorry aap logo ko disturb kiya lekin urgent kaam tha, kya koi apni 1 photo abhi bejh sakta hai. hum log tash khel rahe hai aur joker ka patta kho gaya hai.. |
4 roses, just for you! |
Chaha hai jise Chaht se zada, Samjha hai jisko Mohabbat se zada, Bharosa hai jispe khud se zada... Tu hi wo HaramZada |
You are a GHONCHU |
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