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1st Sardar: 0ye Agar Neend Na Aye To Kya
Kiya Jaye? 2nd Sardar: Neend Ka Intezaar Karne Se Behtar Hai Ki So Hi Jaye. |
Sardar- Dr.main Khudko Bhagwan samjhne Laga
Hu Dr: Ye Problem kab Se Hai? Sardar: Jabse Maine ye Duniya Banai hai. |
aaj ki taza khabar: Sardar ne apni sagai
tod di. Kyunki ladki kunwari thi, Sardar ne socha- jo aaj tak kisi ki nahi hui, wo meri kya hogi. |
Ek admi ne sardar ji ko pucha: Public ne
aapko kyuu mara? Sardar: Bus me mera photo gir gaya, maine bola Madam Saari upar karo photo lena hai. |
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Sardar- Bachpan me Maa ki baat suni hoti to
aaj ye din na dekhna padta. Judge- Kya kehti thi maa? Sardar- Kaha na, kabhi baat suni hi nahi.. |
galti se sardar ji ladies toilet me ghus
gaya saare mahilaon unko dekh k khadi ho gayi aur chillane lagi. Sardar: izzat dil me ho yehi kaafi hai. BAITHO... BAITHO..!! |
Ek sardar blue film dekh raha tha? achanak apni biwi ko usme dekh kar chouka aur gussaya, phir baad me hans kar bola- ye to film hai, koi real life thodi hai?" |
Sardar Ne Biwi Se Poocha: Aaj To Chicken
Bahut Tasty Hai, kuch Khas Masala Lagaya Hai Kya? Biwi : Kuch Nahi Thodi Si Jal Gayi Thi... Isliye Barnol Cream Lagaya. |
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Sardar was kissing a girl. Ek aadmi dekh
raha tha. Sardar:- Kya dekh raha hain? Aadmi:- Mera number kab aayega? Sardar:- Is ladki ke baad. |
Sardar got a job in AIRTEL customer: Hello my AIRTEL sim locked what to do? Sardar: dont take tention remove AIRTEL sim put BSNL, thank u for calling. |
1 sardar daru k nashe me taxi me betha bola chalo airport chalo taxi wala: tum airport pe hi ho sardar: yelo 50 rs. dubara itna taiz mat chalana. |
Sardar going with his sister, Some shouts "Oye,
mashoka le ker kahan nikle "Sardar gets furious & slap him & says" Oye.."mashoka hogi teri. Meri to behan hai"! |
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Bus chali...... Jhatka laga, 1 sardar 1
ladki pe ja gira, Ladki boli: badtameej kya kar rahe ho. Sardar bola: Ji punjab UNIVERSITY se B.Com. Kar raha hu.. |
Sardar: Bhai sahab time kya hua? Man: Sham k 6 baje hain! Sardar: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain. |
Sardar road se gujar raha tha, achanak usne
jhuk kar road se kuch uthaya aur achanak CHILLAYA !! "haramjaade log TATTI bhi aise karte hai jaise SAMOSA pada ho. |
Ek sardar apne marriage certificate ko 1
ghante se dekh raha tha WIFE: tussi inni der se ki dekh rahe ho? SARDAR: expiry date dhoond raha hu |
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Dr. k Band Clinic k aage lambi line thi, 1 sardar bar- bar line me ghusta, log usko pakad k pichhe phenk dete, sardar- Lage raho saalo, mai bhi clinic nahi kholunga. |
Chhota Sardar: Mummy kal raat ko, phir
maine bathroom ka darvaja khola toh light apne aap jal gaye. Mummy: kamine aaj phir tune fridge mein susu ki! |
Sardar on phone “Doctor my wife is pergnant. She is having pain right now”. Doctor: Is this her first child? Sardar: No this is her husband speaking. |
Ek Sardar ki maut bijli girne se ho gayi.. par uski laash muskurate hui mili Bhagwan ne pucha "aisa kyun"? sardar ne kaha- "MAINU laga koi PHOTO KHICH raha hai" |
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1 truck dusre truck ko rassi s band kar
leja raha tha, ye dekh kar 1 sardar hass hass k kehne laga 1 Rassi ko le jaane k liye do do truck! |
Train ruki to ek aadmi ne khidki k pass
baithe sardar se pucha- kaun sa Station hai? sardar bahar dekh kar kuch der soch kar bola- "Railway Station" |
Sardar see a mobile tower with Red Lite On
Top Sardar: India is developing very fast, Now we have TRAFFIC SIGNAL for PLANES. |
what does a sardar ji scream, when the
money came out of the ATM machine...? ? ? I won... I won...? |
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interviewer: where r u born, Sardar: punjab Interviewer : which part? Sardar: kya which part whole body was born in punjab. |
a man asked sardarji, why Manmohan singh
goes walking at evening not in the morning. Sardarji replied "arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM |
Sardar Train me susu karne gaya, wife:apka pajama gila kaise hua? Sardar: waha likha tha... sharir ka koi ang baahar na nikale. |
2 seater helicopter crashed on 'KABRISTAN' in panjab Next day news- PUNJAB me hawai jahaj gira Sardaro ne 250 lashe dhund nikali aur bhi talash jari hai. | |
Sardar to Girlfriend- Darling main tum se
shaadi nahi kar sakta gharwale mana kar rahe hai. Girlfriend- Tumhare ghar me kaun kaun hai. Sardar- 1 biwi aur 3 bachche... |
Sardar in a row to catch bus. after many
ladies got in the bus, he try to get in, DRIVER- no more, no more. Sardar- Morni, Morni to chada li, ab hum chadne lage to No mor. |
Sardar:Express kitne baje ki hai? TT: 1baje Sardar: local? TT: 9 baje Sardar: malgadi? TT: 12baje, TT: kaha jana hai? Sardar: Patri pe tatti karni hai |
Sardar wife se : shanti ko bulao Wife : Kaun apni kamwali? Sardar : Haa Wife : Kyun? Sardar : Doctor ne bola hai ki goli khao.. aur shanti k saath so jao. |
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Interviewer: what is your birth date?
Sardar: 14th October Which year? Sardar: Oye ullu k pathe EVERY YEAR |
Dr. Sahab Plastic Surgery karwane me kitna
kharcha aayega Dr.- 5 lakh Sardar: agar 'Plastic' hum de to. |
Teacher ask 2 sardar student : A for? sardar: "apple" Teacher: "jor se bolo" Sardar: "JAI MATA DI" |
sardar ne apne ghar ki aadhi diwaar paint
karne ke baad niche likh diya. SAME AS ABOVE. |
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Ek sardar ki maa ki tabiyat kharab thi, Jb hospital le gaye to dr. bola - in ka test hoga. Srdar bola- in ki umar zyada he test nahi one day ya 20-20 karva do. |
Sardar- mujhe apki beti se shadi karni hai, Boss- teri income to us k toilet paper bhi afford nahi kar sakti, sardar: acha! itni potti karti hai to phir rahne do. |
Gang of sardars broke a bank, but instead of cash they find glasses full of chilled lassi. Happily they drink lassi and left Next day's headline- SPERM BANK LOOTED |
Sardar- "Dr.saab, ye dava kisi bhi medical
store me nahi mili rahi hai" Dr- "OHH SORRY, medicine likhni to mai bhul hi gaya ye to mera signature hai" |
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In an interview Interviewer: How does an
electric motor run? Sardar: dhurrrrrrrrr Interviewer shouts: stop it Sardar: dhurr dhup dup dup dup! |
Nurse- mubarak ho apke ghar beta paida huwa
hai, sardar- wah g wah kya technology hai, Biwi meri hospital me hai, aur bachcha ghar paida huwa hai. |
Sardar ka bura din: Darwaja khola Kundi
hath me, Nal khola Toty hath me, Suitkess uthaya Handel hath me, ab dar raha hai su su karu ki na karu...? |
Sardaro ki party chal rahi thi, Dj wala
bola, kab tak Dj bajau? Party Owner- tu 12 baje tak baja de uske baad to saale generator ki awaz pe hi nachte rahege! |
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Sardar ki Girlfriend ne usko sms bheja "I
Miss U" Socho Sardar Ne Kya Reply Diya hoga? Socho? SochO "I Mr. U" |
Sardar : kal jo shampoo liya tha uske saath
wala free gift do. shopkeeper : uske saath koi free gift nahi hai, sardar : mujhe bevakuff mat samjo us par likha hai "DANDRUFF FREE" |
1 Ship me 300 Sardar ja rahe the, bina Ship
doobe sabhi doob gaye Kaise? ? ? Ship band ho gaya aur sare Sardar dhakka dene k liye utar gaye |
Sardar found cigarette in daughter's room: "o god ! She smoks?" he found wine: "o god !She drunks? "then he saw boy and "thank god! Ye sab to is ladke ka hai". | |
1 Sardar ko 1 machar preshan kar raha tha, tang aakar wo bed k niche so gaya, tabhi vaha 1 jugnu aa gaya, Sardar bola kamina ab torch leker dhund raha hai. |
Ek
sardar sukhi nadi me boat chala raha tha. |
3 sardar bike se ja rahe the traffic wale ne roka aur bola tumhe malum nahi 3 sawari chalana jurm hai. 1st sardar- hume malum hai isliye to ek ko ghar chhodne ja rahe hai. |
Sardar: Dr. Saab apki
fees 50 rs. hai, lekin mujhe kuch fayda nahi ho raha hai. Dr.: thik hai ab mai apni fees 40 rs. kar deta hu tumhe 10 rs. ka fayda hoga. |
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Sardarni: lo light chali gai Sardar: light hi to gai hai, fan to chalu kar. Sardarni: fir wahi sardaro wali baat, agar fan chalu kiya to mombatti bujh nahi jayegi. |
Que. Sardar ji agar
apko garmi lage to aap kya karte ho? |
"Hits of Sardar" 2 sardar ja rahe the., Raste me 1000 ka note mila. 1st sardar- chalo fifty fifty le lete hai.. 2nd sardar- baki 900 ka kya karenge. |
2 sardaro ki khoob pitayi hui.. pata hai kyu! Dono birthday party me bina bulaye khana khate huye kehne lage... "hum to ladke walon ki taraf se hai.." | |
sardar ka padosi mar gaya, wo uske ghar
aaya aur pucha- body aa gayi kya ? tabhi body lekar ambulance aa gayi. sardar bola- lo batao, kitni lambi umar hai. |
Sardar
roti ka 1 tukda khud aur 1 murge ko khila raha tha, |
Some one announced in a
fair- "ek bachcha mila hai, Jin ka hai, aa kar le jaye." |
Shadi me sardar ne plate par tissue paper dekh kar socha shayad ye khane wali cheez hai, jaise hi wo khane laga dusra sardar jor se bola "naa kha oye fikka hai." |
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