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Dogs were doing sx
Boy- papa ye kya hai?
Papa- ek kutta dusre ka sahara le k chal raha hai
Boy- ajib kalyug hai..jisko sahara do wahi Ga#d marta hai.
Madam- beta agar mai sakht hun to bahut sakht hun aur agar naram hun to bahut naram
Bachcha- arey madam aap to bilkul meri 'LULLU' ki tarah ho.
70 yr old man: Doc meri age mein SX style kya hona chahiye?
Doc: Doggy style.
Man: Aapka matlab peeche se…?
Doc: Nahin, sirf suungh aur chaat k.
Sardar ko chirag mila, ragda to jinn nikla.- Kya hukum hai mere aaka? Sardar: mera Lu#d road touch kare aisa kuchh kardo. - Jinn ne sardar ki dono tange kat di.
Dad gajab ho gaya, bhai darwaja nahi! khol raha.
Dad: kal to uski suhagraat thi.
Son: Kal raat ko bhai ne cold cream mangi thi maine FEVICOL de diya bhul se.
Santa: My 8yr old son is very naughty, he has made my maid servant pregnant.
Confused Banta: How the hell?
Santa: He took a pin & punctured all my condoms.
A Sardar was urinating beside a car. A Foreigner said to him "
AAP K YAHAN POLICE NAHIN PAKADHTI ?"
He replied,"NAHIN HAMAARE YAHAN KHUD PAKADHNA PADHTA HAI !"
Ek Bar ek shaitan uperwale se bola mujhe sab se khubsurat bana taki mai sunder ladkiyon ka khoon pee saku, uperwala haskar bola ja tujhe ''WHISPAR" bana diya.
Which woman has the biggest vag!na in the world?
Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE”
Lady: Doctor bachcha wahin se nikalta hai na jahan Lu#d daalte hai?
Doctor: Yes.
Lady: Iska matlab mera bachcha mere muh se niklega !!
Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai.
Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega.
In a party, a lady wanted to go to toilet. She said to Santa: Susu karne ki jagah dikhaao.
Santa: U naughty girl, pehle tum dikhaao.
Husband: "Plz aaj karne do mai tumhare liye kapde la dunga.
Wife: No...!!
Husband: Jewar la dunga,
Wife: No..!!!!!
Beta bola: " Papa aap meri Ga#d maar lo par naya CYCLE dila do."
Teacher: kya cheez muh mein nahin leni chahiye.
Student: jalta hua bulb,
Teacher: why?
Student: kal raat ko mummy papa se keh rahi thi "bulb bujha do to muh me loongi"
Pati- "aao SX kare "
Patni- "pehle Condom to lagao"
Pati- "Condom to pata nahi maine kaha rakh diya"
Patni- "ye roz ki bakarcho#i se to achcha hai ki Lamination karwa lo"
Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai.....
"Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo.....!!"
Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch kaise aai,
Lady: I was f~cked in doggy style. Doctor: Don't u know any other styles?
Lady: I know, but my dog doesn't….!!!
The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to f~ck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai
Rocket & Plane
Plane says: "yaar Rocket tum itni tez raftaar se kaise udh jate ho?"
Rocket: "yeh to wohi jaane jis k ga#d main AAG lagi ho...."
Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee"
Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.
Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue paper lakar deti hai,
Sardar kehta hai : "Ab kiski ga#d ponchhu? Kauwa to udd gaya.....!"
Sardar G to his friend: "yaar badi mushkil mein hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai"
Friend: "Achcha, yaar tu to bada hi Lucky hai, dusron se to wo 500 Rs. leti hai".
Gabbar: Basanti tatti kar.
Viru: nahi Basanti in kutto ke samne tatti mat karna ye log tujhe paani nahi denge aur mujhse teri Ga#d chatwaaenge! !!
Wife:"Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi ne kata hai"
Dr.: "oh!, suujh gaya, Dard bhi hai kaya?"
Wife:" Ji han, lekin sirf dard ki Dawa do, suujan rahne do. !
Pandit fati dhoti pehan k Mandir mein maatha tekne jhuka to ek aurat ne Daan Peti samajh k Sikka dal diya.
Pandit mudkar bola ab ghanta bhi baja lo.
Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'madarc#:d teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'bhenc#:d to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'
Swami: hamesha apne se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko Bahan mano.
Sardar: BaBa aisa karo ye Lu#d aap rakh lo, JadiButi kutne ke kaam aayega.
College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar bola,
"miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye,
Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai".
Lady: Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya?
Man: sali uske baju ka board pad lika hai " CONDOM ISTEMAL KARIYE" to kya Bus mein karu.
Pair dabate hue saas ka ghaghra sarak gaya, Bahu ne PRANAM kiya. Saas boli: Are ye kya kar rahi hai?
Bahu boli: Are Sasu G yahi to hai mere Pati ki Janm bhumi aur Sasur ki Karm bhumi.
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". Teacher- teri shikayat aayi k tu gaali bakta hai.
Student- sir, maine to kabhi kisi behnch~d ko gali nahi di pata nahi kis m#d#rch~d ne aapki Ga#d me ungli ki hai.
santa and banta lost in a jungle.after 2 days of struggle for food and water santa asked to banta.yaar meri ga#d maar le.bunta why?santa Replied: "yaar kuch to ander jayega" Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne k liye bani-
Girls: Hum tumko haraakar dikhayenge.....
Boys: Hum haar gaye, chalo ab dikhao.

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