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Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon.
Maid: Aap hi pehna dijiye.
Santa: Mujhe tumhara response pehle pata hota to mein panty lekar aata
Shahjada salim: "humare amma abba humse itna Pyar karte the ki humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote"
Wazir: "isliye to janab aap eklaute rah gaye"
Lalu- aaj kuch naya kare,
Rabri- ka?
Lalu- aaj hum tohre kaan me dalunga !
Rabri- na baba na baheri ho gai to?
Lalu- dhatt pagli muh me li to gungi hui ka.
Boy call girl ko upar bitha kar sx kar raha tha-
Boy- din me kitna kama leti ho?
call girl- 500/-
Boy- sach batao?
call girl- rozi pe baithi hun jhuth nahi bolungi.
Girls Hostel warden calla Electric office & Complains: "aaj to aadmi bhejj do Ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hai.!!" Harbhajan to his wife: Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife: Kardina sardar wali baat. Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?
man throws wife's bra out of the window at it falls on a mango seller.. he says: saale ne aam choos lia, aur chhilka mere uper phek diye. 10dular was having sx with malika she said tumhari nuni pe to aids likha hai, 10dulkar said are khada to hone de,.. uspe ADIDAS likha hai.
Pappu sees his parents having SX.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.
After first Night Abhisek to Aish: "aaj mujhe koi aisi baat batao jisse mujhe bahut khushi bhi mile aur bahut gussa bhi aaye"
Aish: "Tumhara lu#d sallu or vivek se bada aur hard hai".
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai.
Banta: Achaa, wo kaise?
Santa: Kal mein jab ghar gaya to wo bath tub mai bhi security guard k saath baithi thi
6 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par:
Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche ko dekho kya ye rape kar sakta hai?"
Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!"
Thought of the Day:
Nari-Nari mat kar, Nari narak ka Dwar,
khush bhi hogi to kya degi wahi mal mutr ka Dwar.
Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai.
Dr.: u r Pregnant.
Nan: o my god ! ab to Candle ka bhi bharosa nahi !!!!!
srdr-"Darling nind nahi aa rahi,kuch SX hojaye" wife-"befkuf meri ch#t me kya nind ki goliya bhari hai jo tujhe nind aa jayegi".. Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Achha hua paani nahi manga.
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed me is se achha nahi ho sakta.
Ladki k T-Shirt par bani Billi ko dekhkar Ladka ghurne laga.
Ladki Boli- Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka- billi to bahut dekhi par Dudh ki rakhwali karte nahi.
garibi se tang pati bola- lgta hai ab dosto k aage hath failane padenge.
ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo, warna mujhe tange failani padengi.
ek sardar ne biwi ko surprise dene k liye apni dadhi baal katwa li aur chupke se so gaya, neend me jab biwi ne muh pe hath fera to boli are gupta g ! aap kab aaye?
Papa- Beta tumhe kaisi Biwi chahiye?
Beta- chand jaisi Biwi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye...
Papa- Beta use chand nahi Raand kahte hai.
Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...! santa- mujhse panga na le mai sher da puttar hu..!!
Banta- yaar santa ek baat to bata... sher ghar aaya tha ki aunty jungle gai thi.
Blood test ke baad nurse ne Sardarji ki Ungli choosi .Sardarji muskuraye, Nurse ne poocha kya hua? Sardarji bole- Is ke baad Urine test Hai
Ek baar ek nanga admi aur ek hathi amane samne khade the hathi ne nange admi ko kuch der dekha aur puchha "yaar tum is chhoti c sund se kaise saans lete ho". Ladki- bhaiya 12 kele dedo,
fruit wala- ye lo,
Ladki- ye to naram hai thode kadak do,
fruit wala- kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!
Lady teacher:- bolo I for inkpot, J for Jug, K for kite, L for L~nd oops sorry muh se nikal gaya... Boy:- madam sorry ki kya baat hai wapas muh me le lijiye na. Santa: Bhai Saab ek condom dena. Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du. Santa: arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.
12 Sardar r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the sardars get bugged n ask her: "why r u laughing"
She replies: "mujhe AIDS hai"
A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi bachcha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Wo kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...
Sardar- "bed majbut banana mere bete ko bahu k sath sona hai"
mistri- "aisa majbut bed banaunga sara mohalla bahu k sath soega to bhi nahi tutega."
Mom to Kid: "jo bachhe angutha chuste hain unka pet fool jata hai"
Ek din bachhe ne ek pregnant aunty ko dekha aur bola: "mujhe pata hai aapne kya chusa hai".
1 ladki apna wazan taul rahi thi- 58 kg,
sandal utari-56kg,
jacket utari-53kg,
dupatta utari-52kg,
sikke khatam...
tabhi ek bikhari bola- "tu kaam chalu rakh sikke mai deta hu."
Sardar ki biwi mar gai, dost ne pucha kaise mar gai.
Sardar: yar muh me muh tha, ch~t me l~nd tha,
ga#d me ungali thi aatma pata nahi kaha se gai.
Lady: BaBa mera pati kab sudhrega?
BaBa: pati ko laye ho?
Lady: nahi.
BaBa: koi baat nahi apna blouse kholiye,
Lady: kyu?
BaBa: pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai.
Sardar 2 shopkeeper:"mere size ka condom milega?" Shopkeeper:"tum itne bare condom ka kya karoge?"
Sardar: fancy dress show me lu#d ban k jaunga

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