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mulla ji bra lene shop par gaye mulla ji: ek bra de do shopkeepar: kis size ki du? mulla ji: size to pata nahi par biwi ki purani bra me se meri do topi ban gayi hai. |
1 madam class me apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli- "ole ale ale Mela beta
dudh p k Doctor banega, student- "madam thoda hume pila do compounder hi ban jayenge." |
1 Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya, waiter dekhta hi rah gaya, Lady- kabhi nangi ladki nahi dekhi? Waiter- mai soch raha hu tu paise kaha se nikalegi. |
sardar baal khol kar ladies toilet me ghus gaya ek aurat ne pucha "behan
kaun sa mahina hai?" sardar: "11wa", aurat: "tabhi bachche ki ek bazu bahar aa gaya hai." |
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In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW |
Girl:-bra dikhao. salesmen:-36 chalegi? Girl:- choti do. salesmen:-32? Girl:-aur choti. salesmen:-28? Girl:-thodi aur. salesmen:-20? Girl:-nahi todi aur. salesmen:- Madam BAND-AID laga lo, Pimple hua hoga. |
Santa aur uski Wife Film dekhkar bahar nikle to uski Wife ne Santa se kaha:
"Mere baju wali sit me baita Ladka Masturbate kar raha tha" Santa: "To Kya hua sabhi Ladke karte hai" His Wife: " wo to thik hai, But wo mere hath se kar raha tha". |
Gareebi kya hai? ...?? ...?? ..?? jab koi Ladki 2 Rs. me sx karwane k liye taiyar ho... ...?? ...?? ...?? aur tumhare pass sirf 1 Rs. ho. |
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Raat k andhere me santa:uff ye cndm itna tight aur itna chota Q hai? Wife:aye bina dimag k janwar ye cndm nai bachche k dudh ki nipple hai.. | saas-aane de bete ko aaj baith k bataungi teri kartut, Bahu-koi fayda nahi, saas-kyu? Bahu-kyu ki aap baith k samjhaogi aur mai let k | Bachcha- papa is baar mummy ka sardar hoga Santa- o tuje kaise pata chala? Kal jab mummy naha rahi thi to dadi bahar latki hui thi. | Patni (ghusse se)-mai ye ghar chod ke jaa rahi hu.Pati- jana hai to jaldi ja warna ga#d mar dunga. Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi baatein jane nahi deti. | ||||||
Santa to Dr.- "Ga#d me dard hai" Dr.- "mai hath ghusata hu batana dard kaha hai" Santa- "andar aur andar aur andar aur haan yahi hai" Dr.- "Bhosdi k gale me TONSIL hai" |
Ek ladkii ne apni mom se pucha "mom jab mai peshab karne jati hun to meri
b*r se c t bajti hai per apke nahi bajti, kyun ?" Mom: "beti bajti to meri bhi thi per tere papa ne baja- baja kar kharab kar di." |
Teacher-"wats ur name" Santa-"HOLA" Teacher-"ye kya naam hua" Santa-"mai HOLI k din paida hua tha" Teacher-"thank god tum LOHDI k din paida nhi hue" |
Public bus me srdarni ne sardar se kaha: Sunoji ye aadmi mere blouze me
hath daal raha hai, Sardar: Koi baat nai dalne do, tumhara purse mere paas hai. |
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Perfume wala : "sahab perfume lelo perfume . ." 1 man " 25 paise wala dikhao. ." perfume wala " ga#d me ungli dal ke sungh le . |
Bina hath pair wale aadmi ne call girl ke ghar ka darwaza khatkhatayaVo boliabe tu karega kese?Aadmi bolatu sirf ye soch ki mene darwaza kese khatkhataya.? |
wife- aaj jab mai apni bra utar rahi thi tab ek ladka mujhe dekh raha tha, husband- phir tumne kya kiya? wife- maine bra se apne muh chupa liya. |
Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!! | ||||||
sardar ne nayi chaddi li,wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,fir ghar aya or dekha to?? aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi. |
Sardar Train me susu karne gaya wife:Apka pajama gila kaise hua? Sardar:vaha likha tha sharir ka koi ang bahar na nikale |
Class me shor ho raha tha, principal ne students ko dant kar pucha "kiska
PERIOD chal raha hai?" sharmate hue 4 girls khadi ho gai. |
a sardar breaks an egg to make an omellette, he notices that the egg is
empty, sardar says "be#ch#d ab murge bhi condom use karne lag gaye" |
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Sx kar lene k baad boy "janeman ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia bachcha
kahti hai, girl: meri ch~t k ashiq ma#a#rch#d ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia aids kahti hai. |
Banti- "Papa aaj se school me ek period SX EDUCATION ka bhi shuru ho gaya
hai." Papa- "Very Good lekin tum hila kyu rahe ho." Banti- "Teacher ne Home Work diya hai." |
a Sardar to call girl: "whar's ur rate"? girl: 100 on bad, 50 on sofa, 10 on floor. Sardar gives 100 Rs. girl: ohh on bad ! Sardar: no 10 time on floor. |
Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha "Beti,chay aati hai?" Ladki boli "Sasurji, mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata,chay kya ghanta aayega". |
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After 30 min of Sex with wife Sardar: r u satisfied? Wife: No. After 60 Min Sardar: Now? Wife: No Sardar: why? Wife: 1st remove my panty |
ek ladke ne mujhe hath laga kar kaha tumhari tangon ke beech me ye kya
hai. mein ne kaha ye lakir. mein ne uski tangon ke beech mein hath laga kar kaha ye kya hai. us ne kaha ye usi lakir ka faqeer hai. |
1 sardar ne AAG Bujhane k liye phuk mari to uske piche se Poo nikal gai, Phir phuk mari Fir se Poo nikal gai Sardar GUSSE me GA#D Ghumakar bola le tu hi bujha.. |
1 baar chachi aur bhateja chat aur pani puri ka bussiness shuru karte
hain-
chaci said- hamara bussiness chalega kaise? bhatija said- chachi hum advertisment denge "10 Rs. MEIN CHACHI KI CHAT LO" |
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blood test k baad nurse ne sardar ki ungli chusi,
sardar ji muskuraye, nurse
ne pucha kya hua? sardar- "iske baad urin test hai" |
Santa gusse se se:"Mera dil chahta hai ki tera khoon p jao" wife: "Pehle batana tha ab to PERIODS khatam ho gaye hai" |
santa- "yaar teri bhabhi nahi hai warna tujhe chay jarur pilata" banta- "are yaar kabhi to dudh market se liya kar". |
Ek Ladki Khadi Ho Kar Josh Me Boli- aaj Ki Nari Kya Nahi Kar Sakti? Santa Bola "DEEWAR Pe PESHAAB" |
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