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Lady:
Doctor bachcha wahin se nikalta hai na jahan Lu#d daalte hai? |
Girls hostel mein light chali gayi to ladkiyan chillayeen "kisi admi Ko bulao"... Warden boli "bahut rat ho gayi hai, mombatti se kam chalao"-Brajesh |
Sardar apni biwi se kahta hai maine ladka maanga tha ladki kaise ho gayi? Sardarni reports tumhare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti. |
Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra
tite ho jata hai. |
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Ek baar ek bandar ne
insaan se puchha.. "tum me aur mujh me kya
fark hai?" |
Do
Ladka Ladki….. aha! |
Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded
bus. |
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Namskar ! |
Sardarni-
"meri bra utaro". |
He:
andar gaya, |
Pehle kiss
karo... |
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I'm organising group sx at my home. Will u join? |
Which
woman has the biggest vag!na in the world? |
Harbhajan to his
wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ? |
Doctor: Kya
taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc: |
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Man
to Lady in bus |
Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to
wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k
kehti hai..... |
Pappu sees his parents having
SX. |
Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi, Ladke wale:" Ladka clerk hai, 4000 Ladki wale :"Ladki nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai." |
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Saari raat guzar gayi tere intezar mein |
The wife was crying in
pain as Banta was tryin to f~ck her in the ass. |
Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...! |
Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee" |
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How does a vag!na luk before sex? |
Jeeto goes 2 repair umbrella. The man said: Upar ka kapda nikalna padega,
Neeche se danda dalna padega. |
Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada? |
Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty
utar dunga. |
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Preeto:
Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee. |
Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was
sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele." |
Har ek
sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ??? |
Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk.
Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth. |
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Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao. |
A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher: "kya chote bachchon k bhi
bachche hote |
Santa touched Jeeto's b00bs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful
doodh. |
A sardar
having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga? |
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