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Lady: Doctor bachcha wahin se nikalta hai na jahan Lu#d daalte hai?
Doctor: Yes.
Lady: Iska matlab mera bachcha mere muh se niklega !!

Girls hostel mein light chali gayi to ladkiyan chillayeen "kisi admi Ko bulao"... Warden boli "bahut rat ho gayi hai, mombatti se kam chalao"-Brajesh

Sardar apni biwi se kahta hai maine ladka maanga tha ladki kaise ho gayi? Sardarni reports tumhare bharose rahati to ye bhi nahi hoti. 

Beti- Maa baju wale ko dekhate hi mera bra tite ho jata hai.
Maa- Beti bra mat pahna kar fir dekh uska Underwear Tite ho jayega.

Sardar ko chirag mila, ragda to jinn nikla.- Kya hukum hai mere aaka? Sardar: mera Lu#d road touch kare aisa kuchh kardo. - Jinn ne sardar ki dono tange kat di.

Ek baar ek bandar ne insaan se puchha.. "tum me aur mujh me kya fark hai?"
Insaan bola: "Tum daal par uchhalte ho.. hum daal kar uchhalte hain"

Do Ladka Ladki….. aha!
Raat k andhere me…. aha!
Jhaari k pichhe…. aha!
Daba daba k…. aha!
Chus chus k …. aha!
Frooti pe rahe the…

Santa was fondling a lady in a crowded bus.
Lady: Excuse me, aap achha nahi kar rahe hain!
Santa: Itni bheed mein is se achha nahi ho sakta.

Namskar !
Mai Amitab Bacchan bol raha hu 
KBC se,
aap ki Girl Friend mere hot sit par baithi hai,
agali awaz aap k Girl Friend ki.....
aaa uuu uu aaa aau u
uuuu aaaaa uuu

Sardarni- "meri bra utaro".
Sardar- "ye le".
Sardarni- "ab panty bhi utaro".
Sardar- "ye bhi le".
Sardarni- "khabardar agar aage se mere undergarments pahne to"!

He: andar gaya,
she: ha! Gaya,
he: dukha kya,
she: zarabhi nahi,
He: aur ek baar,
she: ab isme dalo,
he: aacha laga,
she: ha bahut.
He: ok, madam ka sandle pack karo.

Pehle kiss karo...
phir bister per letao...
phir dono tangein uper kar k....thora saa neeche ho kar dhekho...
ager BABY ne SUSU kiya hai to uska Diaper  change kardo......

I'm organising group sx at my home. Will u join?
Santa: Yes, yes. How many people r there?
Banta: Just three. Me, u n ur wife.

Which woman has the biggest vag!na in the world?
Sunni Deol’s mother, b’coz Sunni himself said: “MAI NIKLA GADDI LEKE”  

Harbhajan to his wife : Darling ! kya main tera pahila pyar hoo ?
Wife : Kardina sardar wali baat. Spinner ko kabhi opening milti hai kya?

Doctor: Kya taklif hai? Petient: Sote waqt SAAS ko lene me taqlif hoti hai. Doc:
Aaj se dus din sote vaqt SAAS ko nahi SAALI ko lo !!  

Man to Lady in bus 
Man : Santre sambhaliye ma'm, They disturb me.
Angrily she replies: Tumko kya? santre To mere hai.
Man: Haan par juice to mera nikal raha hai na.

Ek lady k 6 judwa bachche hue, to wo gusse se apne Husband k paas aati hai, aur use zor se ek thappad mar k kehti hai.....
"Mai tumko kahti thi naa Doggy Style me mat kiya karo.....!!"

Pappu sees his parents having SX.
Pappu: Papa, kya kar rahe ho?
Santa: Petrol bhar raha hoon.
Pappu: Avg check karaao, abhi to Banta uncle dal kar gaye hain.

Rishte ki baat chal rahi thi,
Ladke wale:" Ladka clerk hai, 4000 pagaar hai- uuper se 15000 kamata hai."
Ladki wale :"Ladki  nurse hai, 2500 pagaar hai aur 50000 niche se kamati hai."  

Saari raat guzar gayi tere intezar mein
Magar tu na i, Aur hilake sona pada
"Dirty Mind ......
Light nahi aayi ... Pankha hilake sona pada..

The wife was crying in pain as Banta was tryin to f~ck her in the ass.
Banta says: Zyada rone ki zaroorat nahin, mujhe pata hai kitna dard hota hai.

Santa ko susu karta dekh ladki rasta badal kar jaane lagi to Santa bola: O madam, ghabrao mat, tum jisse dar rahi ho usko maine pakad kar rakha hai...!

Santa and banta were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. When the girl arrives, both Santa and Banta shout together: Yahi thee, Yahi thee"

How does a vag!na luk before sex?
Like a pink rose with soft petals and great aroma.
And after sex?
Have u ever seen Santa's face after he drinks lassi?

Jeeto goes 2 repair umbrella. The man said: Upar ka kapda nikalna padega, Neeche se danda dalna padega.
Jeeto: Kuch bhi karo but pani andar nahi ana chaiye

Santa: Yaar tujhe bus mein thapad kyun pada?
Banta: Pata nahin yaar, meri photo neeche gir gayee thi, maine kaha behen ji zara saadi upar karna photo leni hai

Santa: Main ghar jaate hi biwi ki panty utar dunga.
Banta: Yaar tu to bahut mood mein lag raha hai.
Santa: Nahi yaar mujhe bahut tight ho rahi hai.

Preeto: Suno ji, aaj phir billi dudh pi gayee.
Santa: Main tainu kinni vaari keha hai ki apne blouse de button band kar k soya kar.

Rosemary divorced Mr.Lele b'coz she was sick of telling her name,"Roz Meri Lele."
Imagine her tough luck, she was re-married to Mr. Marlow

Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahiye. . . ???
Jinda rahne tak uska khada Lu#d aur marne k baad uska provident fund.

Santa travelling in Virgin Atlantic asked 4 milk. Air hostess put her nipple in his mouth.
Santa: Achha hua paani nahi manga.

Jeeto: Oh zara dheere karo, kyon Shatabdi chala rahe ho, Maalgadi chalaao.
Itne mein Pappu bed se gira aur bola jo marzi chalaao par sawaari ko to mat giraao

A boy and gal of 5th class asked teacher: "kya chote bachchon k bhi bachche hote
hain"?
Teacher: "nahin kabhi nahin "
Boy said to girl: "dekha aur tu aise hi dar rahi thi".

Santa touched Jeeto's b00bs and sung: Piyo glass full doodh, wonderful doodh.
Jeeto touched his pen!s and said: Thanda matlab CHOTA COKE!

A sardar having SX with his wife when his condom went in. wife asked: Ab kya hoga?
Sardar: kuchh nahi, bachcha pagdi k saath aaega.

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