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Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed! |
Rocket & Plane |
Doctor: Aapke ghutne me moch
kaise aai, |
Wife:"Dr. mere pati k Lu#d pe madhumukkhi ne kata hai" |
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Iss nav warsh main aapko Saand ki Shakti, Raand ki Bhakti, Kareena ki Pussy, Raveena ki Chuchi, SX ka Gyan, Boobs ka Dhyaan, Lu#d ki Lambaai Aur Choot ki Garmai Praapt ho....! |
Man was smoking in a bus, condctor said, “No smoking ka board nahi
dikhta?” |
Ek Kauwa(crow) Sardar k upar Shit(tatti) kar deta hai to Sardarni tissue
paper lakar deti hai, |
Sardar G to his friend: "yaar badi mushkil mein
hoon, meri BV mujhse ek kiss ka 100 Rs. leti hai" |
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What is the similarity between a PEN!S and a !ODEX ? |
Suhagrat k baad Santa ne apni wife se pucha Kaisa
laga? |
Ek 25 year ka Ladka 65 year k Woman se Shadi karne k 2 din bad mar gaya..... |
Nan: Dr. mere urine report me kya hai. |
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A lady from 2nd floor asking a kelawala: Kaise diye? kelawala: Memsaab Aath mein Bara. Lady: Saat mein Tera deta hai to oopar aaja. |
Ye LADKI bhi ajeeb cheez hai yaar, zara sa kuch KAHO to muuh fuula deti hai aur zara sa kuch KARO to Chaddi fuula deti hai !!! |
Hindi Teacher k Pent ka Zip khula dekhkar sabhi students hansne lage to Teacher ne kaha: "Jyada mat haso nahi to Bahar nikalkar Khada kar dunga". |
Tange utha k karo. Tange faila k karo. Ghuma ghuma k karo. Aage piche dono taraf karo, Jitna karoge utna halka mehsoos hoga. * it is yoga * |
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Maa Beti se: "Agar koi tere Bra ko touch kare
to kehna Don't, aur agar Penty ko touch kare to kehna Stop." |
Munna
bhai says: |
6 yrs boy k rape case me pakda jane par: Court me Lowyer(Boy ka Lu#d pakde hue): "ur honour is chhote se bachche ko dekho kya ye rape kar sakta hai?" Boy to lawyer: "Itna na hila, nahin to case haar jayenge!!" |
Jab apko TATTI na aaye... |
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Pair dabate hue saas ka ghaghra sarak gaya, Bahu ne PRANAM kiya. Saas boli:
Are ye kya kar rahi hai? |
Husband: "Plz aaj karne do mai tumhare liye kapde la dunga. |
Pati- "aao SX kare " |
Degrees for girls- |
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Why do 90% of the girls have a bigger left breast ? |
santa and banta lost in a jungle.after 2 days of struggle for food and water santa asked to banta.yaar meri ga#d maar le.bunta why?santa Replied: "yaar kuch to ander jayega" |
Ek bus mein ladko aur ladkiyo ki team antakshari khelne
k liye bani- |
Santa: Mein tumhare liye churiyan laya hoon. |
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Boy: Can I touch u r Software, |
Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. |
Gabbar: Basanti tatti kar. |
Man:
Doc mera khada nahi hota hai. |
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Ladki ki bra nikalo to Des me nikla hoga chand, penty utaro to Khul ja sim sim, ch*do to Kya masti kya dhoom, ch~dne k baad Kasauti zindagi ki. |
Mom: Beti badi ho kar kya karogi? |
A for Apple, |
Santa: Yaar meri biwi pani se bahut darti hai. |
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