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Lakh daba lo. Lakh hila lo, Lakh ghuma lo, Lakh manaa lo.....
Lekin SüSü ki aakhiri Bund chaddi me hi giregi.

what is tragidy of film Sholay??
ek to Thakur ki Biwi mar gai thi aur uper se Gabber ne us ke dono hath kaat diye the

Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi niklenge.

Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi rahi,
oy kya batau yaar 7 baar miss call ho gaya aur 8 v baar Account me balance hi na tha

Pandit fati dhoti pehan k Mandir mein maatha tekne jhuka to ek aurat ne Daan Peti samajh k Sikka dal diya.
Pandit mudkar bola ab ghanta bhi baja lo.

Agar aap Free mein Ghar, Free mein Massage aur Free mein Khanapina chahte hai to turant 100 par Dial kare aur Jor se kahe "M*d*rch#d"

1986 ki girl; Mom jeans pehen lu Mom: Na betii log kya kahenge.
2006 ki girl: Mom mini skirt pehen lon Mom; pehen beti kuch to pehen.

How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling, I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of Mine Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later

Dalne laga mai, Chikhne lagi wo,
hua dard itna ki sah na saki wo,
boli bahar nikalo uperwale k waaste, dusri chudi dalo plz.

Tujhe lita k lu?
ya bitha k lu?
ya tuje karu khada? fir teri jhuka jhuka k lu?
Ab tu hi bata ki mai teri ..Photo kis-kis tarah se lu.

Husband: Good Night.
Wife: ye kaisi Good Night, band karo Light, L~nd karo Tight,  Ch~t se karo Fight, jab nikal jaye white tab hogi Good Night.

Hamari Dosti koi sardi bhukhar nahi jo aakar 2-4 dino mein chali jaye, ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye.

Lady: Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya?
Man: sali uske baju ka board pad lika hai " CONDOM ISTEMAL KARIYE" to kya Bus mein karu. 

Swami: hamesha apne se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko Bahan mano.
Sardar: BaBa aisa karo ye Lu#d aap rakh lo, JadiButi kutne ke kaam aayega.

College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar bola,
"miss, apke tajmahal ka darwaza band kijiye,
Yahan hamare qutub-minar hil rahe hai".

Girls have stupid specialty! They get WET without BATH, They BLEED without INJURY, They give MILK without eating GRASS, and make BONLESS things HARD. 

"FIZA" Remix Song-
Mehbub mere mehbub mere teri bistar me mujhe sone de, bahut dudh ( . )( . ) hai tere c ne me, mujhe daba daba k p ne de.

Question: "NISAR kaise paida hua?"
Answer: "Jawani Janeman Haseen Dilruba Mile do Dil Jawan NISAR ho gaya".

Hasrat thi ki kholu unki Salvaar ka nada, unki Bra ka hook, unki Panty ka elastik, par sanam ki berukhi to dekho wo nange hi chale aaye.

similarity between gandhi & mallika! dono ne kapde tyag diye. ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne deshwasion ke liye. aaisi azaadi aur kahan?

Koun kahta hai ki lu#d thukta hai,
are yaaron wo to ch~t k gam me aansoo bahata hai.

what is similarity between BANK & BRA?
dono k andar jitna maal jyada utna INTEREST jyada.

Saddam aur tum me kya similarity hai...??
wo logo ko marwata tha aur tum logo se marwate ho..!!!

Boy: wah kya sandel hai tumara.
Girl: utaru kya.
Boy: is se to acchi teri skirt hai...

Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di..
Sardar-'madarc#:d teri maa ne chaddi pehnna nahi sikhaya kya?
Kabutar-'bhenc#:d to tu kya chaddi me karta hai.'

Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de".

Teacher- teri shikayat aayi k tu gaali bakta hai.
Student- sir, maine to kabhi kisi behnch~d ko gali nahi di pata nahi kis m#d#rch~d ne aapki Ga#d me ungli ki hai.

Shahjada salim: "humare amma abba humse itna Pyar karte the ki humare sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote"
Wazir: "isliye to janab aap eklaute rah gaye"

Tumhare liye ek rishta aaya hai, baap hardware me hai, maa software me hai, bhai footwear me hai aur Ladki sirf UNDERWEAR me hai.

Student: Miss ch~t aur ch~tad me kya fark hai, Miss: Jaha insan lu#d dalte hai wo ch~t hai, aur jaha pathan lu#d dalta hai wo ch~tad hai.

Girls Hostel warden calla Electric office & Complains: "aaj to aadmi bhejj do Ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hai.!!" 

Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?....
Because, he drinks 2 litre of milk daily.

man throws wife's bra out of the window at it falls on a mango seller.. he says: saale ne aam choos lia, aur chhilka mere uper phek diye.

Abe oy maine tujhe pehchan liya hai, tu wahi hai na jo apni Ga#d ka x-ray lekar bus me bhik mangta hai aur bolta hai ki mere dil me ched hai.

10dular was having sx with malika she said tumhari nuni pe to aids likha hai, sachin said are khada to hone de,.. uspe ADIDAS likha hai.

I am sending a LU#D for u
L= Lots of Love
U= Unlimited care
#= Never ending friendship
D= Deep affection 
so HOLD my LU#D and Enjoy your self

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