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Lakh daba lo. Lakh hila lo, Lakh ghuma lo, Lakh manaa lo..... |
what is tragidy of film Sholay?? |
Thought of the day:- School ki ghanti ya ladki, dono mein se kisi ko bhi bajayoge, to ander se bachche hi niklenge. |
Sardar Ji suhagrat kaisi
rahi, |
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Pandit fati dhoti pehan k Mandir mein maatha tekne jhuka to ek aurat ne
Daan Peti samajh k Sikka dal diya. |
Agar aap Free mein Ghar, Free mein Massage aur Free mein Khanapina chahte hai to turant 100 par Dial kare aur Jor se kahe "M*d*rch#d" |
1986 ki girl; Mom jeans pehen lu Mom: Na betii log kya kahenge. |
How Do U Tell To UR Girlfriend If U Want 2 go 2 Toilet During Dinner? Darling, I've 2 Shake Hands with a Close friend of Mine Whom I'm Going 2 introduce 2 u Later |
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Dalne laga mai, Chikhne lagi wo, |
Tujhe
lita k lu? |
Husband: Good Night. |
Hamari Dosti koi sardi bhukhar nahi jo aakar 2-4 dino mein chali jaye, ye to HIV Aids ki tarah hai jo ek baar ho jaye to maut k sath hi jaye. |
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Lady:
Bus mein cigarette pina mana hai, board nahi pada kya? |
Swami: hamesha apne
se bade ko Maa, chhoti ko Beti aur barabar wali ko Bahan mano. |
College me ek ladki k jeans ki zip khuli thi, toh ek ladka jaakar
bola, |
Girls have stupid specialty! They get WET without BATH, They BLEED without INJURY, They give MILK without eating GRASS, and make BONLESS things HARD. |
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"FIZA" Remix Song- |
Question: "NISAR kaise paida
hua?" |
Hasrat thi ki kholu unki Salvaar ka nada, unki Bra ka hook, unki Panty ka elastik, par sanam ki berukhi to dekho wo nange hi chale aaye. |
similarity between gandhi & mallika! dono ne kapde tyag diye. ek ne desh ke liye, doosre ne deshwasion ke liye. aaisi azaadi aur kahan? |
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Koun kahta hai ki lu#d thukta hai, |
what is similarity between BANK & BRA? |
Saddam aur tum me kya similarity hai...?? |
Boy: wah kya sandel
hai tumara. |
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Ek baar ek kabutar ne Sardar pe bit kar di.. |
Santa's urine report got exchanged with a ladies pregnancy report. Dr. told santa, "you are pregnant". Angry santa shouts at wife, "Maine pehle hi kaha tha, mujhe upar rehne de". |
Teacher- teri shikayat aayi k tu gaali bakta hai. |
Shahjada salim: "humare amma abba humse itna Pyar karte the ki humare
sone tak humare pass baithe rahte aur hum phir bhi na sote" |
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Tumhare liye ek rishta aaya hai, baap hardware me hai, maa software me hai, bhai footwear me hai aur Ladki sirf UNDERWEAR me hai. |
Student: Miss ch~t aur ch~tad me kya fark hai, Miss: Jaha insan lu#d dalte hai wo ch~t hai, aur jaha pathan lu#d dalta hai wo ch~tad hai. |
Girls Hostel warden calla Electric office & Complains: "aaj to aadmi bhejj do Ladkiyan 3 din se Mombatti se kaam chala rahi hai.!!" |
Why Mahendra Singh Dhoni has no girlfriend?.... |
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man throws wife's bra out of the window at it falls on a mango seller.. he says: saale ne aam choos lia, aur chhilka mere uper phek diye. |
Abe oy maine tujhe pehchan liya hai, tu wahi hai na jo apni Ga#d ka x-ray lekar bus me bhik mangta hai aur bolta hai ki mere dil me ched hai. |
10dular was having sx with malika she said tumhari nuni pe to aids likha hai, sachin said are khada to hone de,.. uspe ADIDAS likha hai. |
I am sending a LU#D for u |
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