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Define Breast?
B- Beautiful
R- Round Shaped
E- Equipment
A- Amazingly
S- Soft with
T- Tasty Milk
p o sir utha k
dabao zor laga k...

Toothpaste ki add mein DAAT dikhata hai, Shampoo ki add mein BAAL dikhata hai, lekin WH!SPER ki add mein kyu kuch nehi dikhata. Ye to sarasar na insafi hai. JAGO GRAHAK JAGO

Lalu- aaj kuch naya kare,
Rabri- ka?
Lalu- aaj hum tohre kaan me dalunga !
Rabri- na baba na baheri ho gai to?
Lalu- dhatt pagli muh me li to gungi hui ka.

Boy call girl ko upar bitha kar sx kar raha tha-
Boy- din me kitna kama leti ho?
call girl- 500/-
Boy- sach batao?
call girl- rozi pe baithi hun jhuth nahi bolungi.

Ladki k T-Shirt par bani Billi ko dekhkar Ladka ghurne laga.
Ladki Boli- Kabhi Billi nahi dekhi kya?
Ladka- billi to bahut dekhi par Dudh ki rakhwali karte nahi.

garibi se tang pati bola- lgta hai ab dosto k aage hath failane padenge.
ye sun ke biwi boli- jaldi se aap hath faila lo, warna mujhe tange failani padengi.

Boy (to girl): What's there in between your legs?
Girl: Hell! And what's there in between your legs?
Boy: A sinner, who wants to go to hell.

ek sardar ne biwi ko surprise dene k liye apni dadhi baal katwa li aur chupke se so gaya, neend me jab biwi ne muh pe hath fera to boli are gupta g ! aap kab aaye?

Thought of the Day:
Nari-Nari mat kar, Nari narak ka Dwar,
khush bhi hogi to kya degi wahi mal mutr ka Dwar. -Shama

Don t carry umbrella during rain, keep WH!SPER on ur head coz yeh ghanto tak geelepan ka ehsas bhi na hone de.

what is the difference between Lion & L~nd
Lion gufa se nikal kar shikar karta hai aur L~nd gufa me ghuskar. - Harsh

AIDS awareness slogan "Cover ur Stump, b4 u Pump", Don't b Silly Protect ur Lully", "Don't b a fool, Condom is ur tool" 

Vat on sex: cho%ne wale par 40%
ga#d marane wale per 32%
& kiss karne wale per 12%
lekin tum mat gabhrana, mutth marna tax free hai. - Sanju

KBC me shahrukh ne mujhse pucha "world ka sabse bada ch~du kaun hai", maine 2 carore thukra diye par apka naam nahi bataya. Ha..Ha..Ha..
Dil pe le liya kya... le bhi leta to kya ukhad leta!!!

After first Night Abhishek to Aish: "aaj mujhe koi aisi baat batao jisse mujhe bahut khushi bhi mile aur bahut gussa bhi aaye"
Aish: "Tumhara lu#d salman or vivek se bara or hard hai".

Mom to Kid: "jo bachhe angutha chuste hain unka pet fool jata hai"
Ek din bachhe ne ek pregnant aunty ko dekha aur bola: "mujhe pata hai aapne kya chusa hai".
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Sunny

Ek baar ek nanga admi aur ek hathi amane samne khade the hathi ne nange admi ko kuch der dekha aur puchha "yaar tum is chhoti c sund se kaise saans lete ho".
- Harsh

1 ladki apna wazan taul rahi thi- 58 kg,
sandal utari-56kg,
jacket utari-53kg,
dupatta utari-52kg,
sikke khatam...
tabhi ek bikhari bola- "tu kaam chalu rakh sikke mai deta hu."

Lady teacher:- bolo I for inkpot, J for Jug, K for kite, L for L~nd oops sorry muh se nikal gaya... Boy:- madam sorry ki kya baat hai wapas muh me le lijiye na.
- Harsh

Santa: Bhai Saab ek condom dena. Meine girlfriend ko gift dena hai.
Dukandar: Is par cover chada du. Santa: arre nai yeh to cover hai gift to mere pass hai.

A lady to another lady: Jab tera divorce hua tha tab to ek hi bachcha tha aur ab 3 kaise?
She says: Wo kabhi kabhi maafi mangne aa jate the...

Aadmi ka Underwear ek MITHAI ki dukan hai, Jisme 1 Cream roll hai. 2 Gulab Jamun hai. kuch Sevaiya bhi hai aur khushi ke mauko par kheer bhi banti hai.

Sophia baby mix-
'ek pardesi meri Bra le gaya, jate jate mitha mitha dudh p gaya, jane anjane mujhe pata na chala, dhire dhire apni malai de gaya'

funny but fact:-
most women can guid a 1.5" diameter pen!s into 1/2" diameter pussy in dark without looking but cant park a 6fit car in a 10ft space in daylight.

Jab Laila ko karna hai impress to Majnu ne khai minto fresh...
lekin jab Majnu ko karna hai impress to Laila ko utarni padegi apni dress.

Yaar, kal akhbar me padha kisi ne tumhare sar par banduk rakh kar do option diye...
JAAN DOGE YA GA#D
tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar achcha laga.

santa- mujhse panga na le mai sher da puttar hu..!!
Banta- yaar santa ek baat to bata... sher ghar aaya tha ki aunty jungle gai thi.

suna hai ki kal app ki kan Patti pe gun rakh kar do option diye " jaan doge ya ga#d"
tumhe aaj jinda dekh kar badi khushi ho rahi hai. - sarfaraz

Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement so make
S_X a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Sirf utni piyo ki hosh qaayam rahe,
kyunki Galib ne arz kiya hai : raat bhar sharab pi, Raat cut gai,
Subah jab hisaab kiya, ga#d Phat gai ! ..."

Reliance ka palang, BSNL ka gadda, AIRTEL ka takiya, TATA ki rajai...uske andar aap aur mallika aur phir HUTCH HUTCh... hai na Good idea.

Sardar- "bed majbut banana mere bete ko bahu k sath sona hai"
mistri- "aisa majbut bed banaunga sara mohalla bahu k sath soega to bhi nahi tutega."

On the wedding night Santa says: Bataao Hairan karoon ya Pareshan?
Jeeto: Dono.
He shows his tiny 1 inch pen!s & says: Kyun hairani hui?
Jeeto: Ji Hui.
Hubby: Ab pareshan karoon?
Jeeto: Ji.
Santa: Ye erect (tana hua) hai!

Girl:-bra dikhao. salesmen:-36 chalegi? Girl:- choti do. salesmen:-32?
Girl:-aur choti. salesmen:-28?
Girl:-thodi aur. salesmen:-20?
Girl:-nahi todi aur. salesmen:- Madam BAND-AID laga lo, Pimple hua hoga.
- Sandy

ek ladke ne mujhe hath laga kar kaha tumhari tangon ke beech mein ye kya hai.
mein ne kaha ye lakir.
mein ne uski tangon ke beech mein hath laga kar kaha ye kya hai.
us ne kaha ye usi lakir ka faqeer hai. -Saima

In a train compartment husband: Darling, mujhe to tumhari aatma se pyar hai, tumhare jism ki mujhe koi chah nahin. Main tumhari rooh ko chahta hoon, tumhara shareer to main kutton ko daal doon. Banta sitting on upper berth says: BOW BOW

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