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sardar baal khol kar ladies toilet me ghus gaya ek aurat ne pucha "behan kaun sa mahina hai?"
sardar: "11wa",
aurat: "tabhi bachche ki ek bazu bahar aa gaya hai." - Sanju

1 madam class me apne baby ko dudh pilate hue boli- "ole ale ale Mela beta dudh p k Doctor banega,
student- "madam thoda hume pila do compounder hi ban jayenge." 

Jab apko Tatti na aaye, aap baithe baithe thak jaye,
Pressure bhi nahi aaye,
yaad karke dekhna hume, shayad apki ga#d phat jaye aur dust lag jaye.

Raju- "Papa aaj se school me ek period SX EDUCATION ka bhi shuru ho gaya hai."
Papa- "Very Good lekin tum hila kyu rahe ho."
Raju- "Teacher ne Home Work diya hai."

Ek ladki ki t-shirt pe likha tha 93.5 Red FM To batao uski pant par kya likha hoga - Bajate raho

Pappu: Papa, aap papa kaise bane?
Santa: Oye puttar, pa pa ke!

Santa aur uski Wife Film dekhkar bahar nikle to uski Wife ne Santa se kaha: "Mere baju wali sit me baita Ladka Masturbate kar raha tha"
Santa: "To Kya hua sabhi Ladke karte hai"
His Wife: " wo to thik hai, But wo mere hath se kar raha tha".

8 man r raping a woman ..the woman is laughing nonstop ..so after the men get bugged n ask her: "why r u laughing"
She replies: "mujhe AIDS hai"

Ek baar chachi aur bhateja chat aur pani puri ka bussiness shuru karte hain-
chachi said- hamara bussiness chalega kaise?
bhatija said- chachi hum advertisment denge "10 Rs. MEIN CHACHI KI CHAT LO"

Ye Scooty Kab li? Sardar : Kal Raat 1 ladki muje scooty par bahoot dur le gai, sab kapde utaar kar boli, jo chahiye le lo, maine scooty le li, kapdo ka main kya karta!!!

Class me shor ho raha tha, principal ne students ko dant kar pucha "kiska PERIOD chal raha hai?"
sharmate hue 4 girls khadi ho gai.

Papa- Beta tumhe kaisi Biwi chahiye?
Beta- chand jaisi Biwi, jo raat me aaye aur subah chali jaye...
Papa- Beta use chand nahi Raand kahte hai.

Hone wali bahu ko dekhne aaye sasur ne kaha "Beti,chay aati hai?"
Ladki boli "Sasurji, mujhe abhi tak doodh nahi aata,chay kya ghanta aayega".
After 30 min of Sex with wife Sardar: r u satisfied?
Wife:No.
After 60 Min
Sardar:Now?
Wife:No
Sardar:why?
Wife: 1st remove my panty
Lady: BaBa mera pati kab sudhrega?
BaBa: pati ko laye ho?
Lady: nahi.
BaBa: koi baat nahi apna blouse kholiye,
Lady: kyu?
BaBa: pati ki hath ki rekha dekhni hai.

Ladki- bhaiya 12 kele dedo,
fruit wala- ye lo,
Ladki- ye to naram hai thode kadak do,
fruit wala- kya madam kabhi to khane k liye liya karo..!!!

Fauran ek kaam karo...
apni pant utaro aur Underwear bhi utaro,
ga#d par petrol maro aur aag laga do...
jo chiz Dosto k kaam na aaye wo rakhne se kya fayda.
Sx kar lene k baad boy "janeman ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia bachcha kahti hai,
girl: meri ch~t k ashiq ma#a#rch#d ab tumhe wo hoga jise dunia aids kahti hai.
wife and husband returned HoneY MooN after a week,
husband; how did u enjoy the whole week?
wife: the whole week has made my Hole weak.

Feelings of Girls after Exam & SX r same lile- kitna lamba tha, kash thoda time aur mil jata, pehle kitna darr lag raha tha na..baad me pata hi nahi laga kab ho gaya, mera to chhoot gaya tha thoda, 3 ghante mujhe to saans hi nahi aai,  aage ka to thik tha, piche ka kitna mushkil tha.

sardar ne nayi chaddi li,wo sare gaaw ko lungi unchi kar-kar k dikhata raha,fir ghar aya or dekha to?? aila! chaddi almaari me hi reh gayi 4

Blood test ke baad nurse ne Sardarji ki Ungli choosi .Sardarji muskuraye, Nurse ne poocha kya hua? Sardarji bole- Is ke baad Urine test Hai

Sardar- "Darling nind nahi aa rahi, kuch SX ho jaye"
Wife- "befkuf meri ch#t me kya nind ki goliya bhari hai jo tujhe nind aa jayegi".

1 Nangi lady ne bar me peg ka order diya, waiter dekhta hi rah gaya,
Lady- kabhi nangi ladki nahi dekhi?
Waiter- mai soch raha hu tu paise kaha se nikalegi.

Bina hath pair wale aadmi ne call girl ke ghar ka darwaza khatkhataya Vo boli abe tu karega kese? Aadmi bola tu sirf ye soch ki maine darwaza kaise khatkhataya.? Patni (ghusse se)-mai ye ghar chhod ke jaa rahi hu.
Pati- jana hai to jaldi ja warna ga#d mar dunga.
Patni- Bas apki yehi meethi baate jane nahi deti.
Height of Double Meaning..Manmohan sing after winning election-"Ye to Soniyaji ke Hath ka kamaal hai varna iss umar me mera khada hona mushkil tha..";-) Ek ladkii ne apni mom se pucha "mom jab mai peshab karne jati hun to meri b*r se  c t bajti hai per apke nahi bajti, kyun ?"
Mom: "beti bajti to meri bhi thi per tere papa ne baja- baja kar kharab kar di."
Dr. tumhari biwi ko gas problem hai, wo pregnant nahi hai.
Santa: He Bhagwan tune mujhe Lu#d diya hai ya Hawa bharne ka Pump.
Banta-suhag-rat kaisi rahi?
Santa-achchi rahi.
Banta-Phir bhi bata to jara.
Santa-pehli bar nangi ladki dekhi..
Rat ko 3 bar muth maari.
Saas-Bahu,mujhe 1 pota chahiye
Bahu-Maa ji,sirf 1 pota chahiye
aapka beta to mujhe aise chodta hai jaise usey puri cricket team hi chahiye
Types of BRA..!!!
Poisonous BRA- coBRA
Mathemetical BRA- algeBRA
striped BRA- zeBRA
strongest BRA- vertiBRA
sunsignBRA- liBRA
magical BRA- aBRA ka daBRA..!!!

Basanti asked Gabbar: mere marne k baad meri qabar ki takhti pe kya likha hoga..?
Gabbar:Basanti pehli bar akeli so rahi hai..!!

TIGER: Mona today u dont wear PANTY Today......!
MONA: O Yes.! great sir how do u know that??
TIGER: I can see dandruff on ur shoes..!!

Pati- jaanu chalo na aaj sx karte hain.,
Patni- nahi ji aaj mera upwas hai aaj nahi.
Pati- to mere lu#d me kya aata laga hai jo tera upwas tut jayega.

Ek Church k gate pe likha tha: Jo paap kar k thak gaye wo meri sharan me aaye.
Ek callgirl ne niche apna mob no likh diya: Jo nahi thake wo meri sharan me aaye.
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