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(1)

neem ka patta kadwa hai, pak!stan bhadwa hai.
bhago bhago aaya bhut, pak!stan ki maa ki ch~t,
pak!stan ki kya pehchan....
khol k chaddi maraye ga#d....

- Suhail khan, pakistan_ki_maa_ki_chut@gmail.com

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(2)

Ek to tum sharmate bahut ho,
Agar baat kare koi tum se to itrate bahut ho,
Dil chahta hai tumhari Ga#d maar lu.....
Par suna hai ki tum CHILLATE bahut ho.

- Sonuu, sonuvcbest@gmail.com

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(3)

 

Na jarurat hai Chaand Sitaron ki,
Na jarurat hai faaltu yaaron ki,
bas ek Dost chahiye aapke jaisa.....
Jo Ga#d maar de hazaron ki.

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(4)

Arz kiya hai.....................
ankhon me vahi jaam liye...
Hothon pe vahi Muskan liye...
Kahan chali ho jaaneman seene pe dairy-farm liye!

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(5)

Mangta hoon to deti nahin ho: JAWAB MERI BAAT KA
Deti ho to khada ho jata hai: ROM-ROM JAZBAAT KA
Kyon bolti ho ki dheere se daalo: BALON MAIN PHOOL GULAB KA

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(6)

Paro aur chandramuki ka noor app pe barse,
har koi aap k sath sone ko tarse,
aap k jeevan me aaye itni ladkiyan,
ki app CHADDI pahen ne ko tarse.

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(7)

Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Raat bhar SMS kiya raat kat gai,
Subah jab Balance dekha Ga#d fat gai.

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(8)

Kyaa diya kudrat ne jamane ko?
ek diya ghusane ko, do diya dabane ko,
par aaj kal ye sab kahan milta hai?
milta hai sirf hilane ko.

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(9)

Subah-Subah jab khidki khole,
Fruitvale zore se bole: 8 rupay k 12 kele,
kam pade to mera lele.

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(10)

Jab tere chikuu the, sab tere pichhu the,
jab tere aam hue, sab pareshan hue,
jab tere kharbuje hue, bade-bade ajube hue,
jab tere jhool gaye, sab tujhe bhool gaye.

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