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(21)
Jo
khushi se karne de use karne se paap nahi hota,
kuwari ho to L~#d kharab nahi hota,
hamesha Condom laga k karna mere Dost...
kyu ki L~#d k paas Dimag nahi hota.
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(22)
Duniya
me jo aaye ho to kuchh aisa kar jao kaam,
jis gali se gujro aawaz aaye "ABBA-JAAN - ABBA-JAAN !"
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(23)
Arz
kiya hai.....
Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Tumko dekhte hi meri Chaddi Dheeli ho jati hai,
Aur tere Pehalwaan Baap ko dekhte hi.....
Chaddi Geeli ho jati hai.
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(24)
Ladka bola :
Mujhe to apno ne loota
hai, gairo me kaha dum
tha
Mujhe to apno ne loota hai, gairo me kaha dum tha
Meri kasti doobi
waha , jaha pani kum tha.
Ladki boli :
Tum to ho hi ga#du, tumhari ga#d me kaha dum tha
Tum
to ho hi ga#du, tumhari ga#d me kaha dum tha
Waha kya ga#d maraane gaye
the, jaha pani kum tha.
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(25)
Bande
ne puchha.....
ae uperwale in hasino ki kamar kyon patli kardi,
kya mitti ki kamee thi ya rishwat khayi thi ?
uperwale ne kaha, na hi mitti ki kamee thi na rishwat khayi thi...
bas kamar ki mitti seene pe lagayee thi.
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Galib
udd raha thaa hawa main,
bade hi jor ki hawa chal rahi thee,
galib udd raha thaa hawa main,
bade hi jor ki hawa chal rahi thee .......
hawa band hui Galib ga#d k bal gir gaya.......
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(27)
Arz
kiya hai.....
ki Dil karta hai tere Eyes me duub jaau,
Dil karta hai tere Boobs me chhup jaau,
Dil karta hai ki tere Hole me ghuus jaau.....
aur mouth se nikal jaau.
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(28)
Ae
aasman k Chand Taron.....waah waah
Ae aasman k Chand Taron.....waah waah
Mera SMS Padne walon ki Ga#d maro.
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(29)
Yaar
ajab tere nakhare, gazab tera style hain,
Ga#d dhone ki tameez nahi, haath me mobile hai.
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(30)
Ek
Jhalak kafi hai Dil ka mariz banane k liye,
tune itni badi salwaar pahani ek chhoti si cheez chupane k liye
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