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(31)

Kya aap SX karte hai,
Kya aap CONDOM use karte hain,
Kya aap AIDS se darte hai,
To aap HATH se Q nahi karte hai,
HATH chale to AIDS tale.

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(32)

Ladka ladki dono lafange,

Ek palang par dono nange,

Ladki ko lagi thund,

Ladke ne nikala lu#d,

Ladki ne taange kholi,

Advance main Happy Holi.

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(33)

Johny Johny
Yes Papa
F~ckin Girls?
Yes Papa
Wearing condom
No Papa
Getting AIDS HA HA HA
Send to all careless f~ckers.


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(34)

raat ti tanhaaye me.. haat underwear ki gehariyee me..
kuch mehsoos sa hota hai..mat sataao usko zalim
kyunki.. pappu bhi sota hai.

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(35)

Arz kiya hai.....
tir kya chalati ho, dhar to talwar me hai,
duppate se kya chupati ho, maal to salwar me hai..

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(36)

Ladka: Matak Matak k chalti ho, Kya maar dalogi, Hame nahi dogi to kya anchar dalogi.
Ladki: Matak matak k chalti hoon, chaal hi meri aisi hai, jake apni maa ki le-le uski bhi meri jaisi hai.
Ladke ko gussa aata hai sali do take ki londi aisa kah rahi hai..
Ladka: 100 rupye kamata hoon aur 150 rupye udata hoon, teri jaisi ko apne l~#d pe bithata hoon.
Ladki kehti hai ohhh ho bada aaya bithane wala..
100 rupye kamta hai or 150 rupye udata hai, 50 rupye kya apni Ga#d maraa k lata hai.

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(37)

Palat kar dekh janeman, jigar me dum hum bhi rakte hai.
bra me do bomb tum rakhti ho to, chaddi me ek gun hum bhi rakhte hai.


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(38)

 

Awaz me mithas hai, Surat bhi khas hai,
tameez bhi 1st Class hai...
Bus
uperwale ne galti se L~#d laga diya...
warna maal to tu bhi jhakas hai

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(39)

Ishq k sahare jiya nahi karte,
gum k pyalo ko piya nahi karte,
kuch Dost b#osd! k aise bhi hote hai...
Jinke ga#d me jab tak ungli na karo, yaad bhi nahi karte.

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(40)

Hum unki yaad me ro ro k tub bhar diye,
aur wo itni bewfa nikli, ki us tub me ga#d dho k chal diye.

 

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