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(41)

 

Zindgi Lu#do ka pulinda hai,
ch~t aajkal chuninda hai,
kabhi yaad kar liya karo is nachiz ko bhi...
ye shaks sirf aapki Ga#d marne k liye jinda hai.

 

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(42)


dekha to dost ki saheli thi,
dosti hui to dil me aag lageli thi,
pyar hua to ek paheli thi,
phir jab shadi hua to pata chala wo us area ki chameli thi.

 

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(43)

 

Arz kiya hai...
Badi hasrat thi ki kholu unki salwaar ka nara,
Sanam ki berukhi dekho ki nangi hi chale I
Wah wah wah

 

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(44)

 

Arz kiya hai...
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Rajwade me ud rahe the Ghode,
Dhyan se kya pad raha hai be La~de,
kabhi dekha hai udte hue Ghode.

 

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(45)

 

uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
uperwale ne bhi kya kudrat banai hai,
jugnu ki ga#d me bhi batti jalayi hai.

- Harsh, harsh@rediffmail.com

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(46)

 

Wo hamari kabr pe chal diye moot k,
chalo isi bahane darshan ho gaye ch~t k,
hairless thi unki chikni ch~t,
lekin be#ch~d ab kya fayda jab hum ban gaye bhoot.

- Abhimanyu, abhimanyusingh777@yahoo.com

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(47)

 

mera naam bol k soya karo, khidki khol k soya karo,
takiya mod k soya karo, raat ko hum bhi aa sakte hain meri jaan,
is liye thodi si jagah chhod k soya karo
.

- Gurjeet, hansgeorh@yahoo.co.in

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(48)

 

Mili hai bahut saza unse Dil lagane ki,
Nazar lag gayi mere Pyar ko jamane ki,
Mar kar bhi kabr se nikle rahe dono haath,
Kyonki aarzo reh gayi unki chuchi dabane ki.

- Sukesh, ashish23690@gmail.com

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(49)

 

Chaho To Dil Se Hamko Mita Dena,
Chaho To Hamko Bhula Dena,
Hamari Yad Aaye To Kabhi Rona Nahi,
bas Ga#d Mein Ungli Dalke Hila Lena.

 

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(50)

 

Mausam ki bahaar achchi ho,
phoolo ki kaliya kachchi ho,
rab se bas ek dua hai ki...
mere har Dost ki BV sexy ho.

 

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(51)

Door gaon me ek basti thi,
Wahan ki ladkiyan bahut sasti thi,
Unki ga#d mein itni masti thi,
Jitna dalo utna hasti thi.,
But why r u smiling?

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(52)

 

Arz kia hai ke...
Wo aai apke sapno m aur apko SWAPNDOSH ho gya..
Wah-wah...
Uski bhi ijjat bach gai aur apko b santosh ho gya..
Ab so ja londe
Wah-wah

 

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(53)

 

Mere pyaar ki tadap ko tu na samajh bekhudi..!
Mere pyaar ki tadap ko tu na samajh bekhudi
mere pyaar ko dhoka samajhti hai tor DAAI K PUDI.

 

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(54)

 

Boy 2 girl- juba pe jab bhi tera naam aata hai,

ye haath niche chala jata hai,
tujhe pane k liye kuch bhi kar jaunga,
ek bar dede warna "HILA HILA" k mar jaunga.

 

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(55)

 

Tu mujhe bhul jaye ye mai hone nahi dunga,
tere jaise Dost mai khone nahi dunga,
Roj 1 sMs karte rahna...
nahi to Ga#d bhi marunga aur tujhe rone bhi nahi dunga.

 

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(56)

 

Sx aur PYAR ki andekhi SURAT ho aap,
kisi ki pyasi CH~T ki jarurat ho aap,
khubsurat to LU#D bhi hote hai,
Par LU#D se bhi KHUBSURAT ho aap.

 

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(57)

 

Chutiye hai wo ladke jo ch~t ka intzar karte hai,
mard to wo hai jo hath ka istemal karte hai,
na gaon ki panchayat na sarpanch ka dand,apni mutthi apna lu#d.

 

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(58)

 

Gum me bhi hum ko jeena aata hai,
ga#d marne me bhi to paseena aata hai,
ek hum hai ki tumhe aksar sMs karte hai,
ek tumhare sMs hai jaise aurto ka mahina aata hai.

 

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(59)

 

Shayar galib ne arz kiya hai...
Unchi GA#D ZIRAF ki,
dekh kabira roe........
Unchi GA#D ZIRAF ki,
dekh kabira roe........
aisi GA#D kis kaam ki jo maar sake na koe.

 

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(60)

 

Tapti Garmiyo Ki LOO hai Tu
Dosti K Naam Pe THOO hai Tu
aur Kya Kahu teri tarif me...
DHULI GA#D Pe CHIPKA GOO Hai TU.
 

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(61)

 

Phul banke kya jina 1din murjha jaoge,
Jina hai to pani banke jio,
meri ga#d dhone k kaam to aaoge.

 

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(62)

Thand me apko dand de raha hu,
gift me apko L~#d de raha hu,
Dal lena ise ga#d me apni,
apko dosti ki "saugandh" de raha hu.

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(63)

Galib ne mashuka ka gila wispar dekh k arz kiya-
salwar k niche se pani laal aata hai,
salwar k niche se pani laal aata hai,
kya meri masuka ka bhos%a bhi paan khata hai.

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(64)

 

Arz kia hai...
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Yaara teri yaari pe mujhe shak nahi..
Sabne teri ga#d maari...
Kya mera itna bhi hak nahi..

 

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(65)

 

arz kiya hai...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal...
ye kaali kaali ankhe, ye gore gore gaal.....
aur sunao kaise ho, LA~DE K BAAL ?

 

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(66)

 

arz kiya hai...
aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...
aalu ka paratha aur sarso ka saag.
wah...wah...
Mai ga#d marne aa raha hu, jahan bhagna hai bhaag.

 

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