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Ek to aapse mulakat nahi hoti,
Hoti hai to phir baat nahi hoti,
SMS kar k Dil nahi bharta kyunki usme aapki awaz nahi hoti.

Arz kiya hai...
Yaar ajab tere nakhare, gazab tera style hain,
Kula dhone ki tameez nahi, haath me mobile hai. 

Khuda aap jaisa Dost koi aur na banaye
ek he anmol chij hai hamare paas,
kahin wo bhi common na ho jaye.
I Miss u yaar

Zid apni naa chodi par, Pyar bhara Dil tod diya,
kuch paiso k liye zaalim, tune SMS karna chhod diya.
..SMS karna be saale.!

Samjha do apni yaado ko, wo bin bulaye pass aaya karti hai,
aap to dur rehkar satate ho magar, wo pass aakar rulaya karti hai.
.....I miss you.....

Hum hum hai.. tum tum ho.. na tum kam ho.. na hum kam hai.. to kis baat ka gham hai.. sms bhejte raho.. tabhi to lagega k mobile wale me dum hai..

Subah tumhari yaad I to miss kiya, shaam ko I to phir miss kiya, raat ko yaad I to aur miss kiya, par jab jaan par ban I to SMS kiya... batao kya galat kiya.

Hum kisi ko Palko par nahi baithate kyu ki waha sirf Sapne baste hai,
hum to sirf Dil me baithate hai kyu ki waha sirf apne baste hai.

agar hoti ye pyaar ki rahen itni aasan to isme itni kasme khane ki jarurat na hoti,
agar samajh hi jati ye duniya pyaar ko itni aasani se to shayad Shahjahan ko Taj banane ki jarurat na hoti.

Dharti ka gum chhupaane k liye gagan hota hai,
Dil ka gum chhupaane k liye badan hota hai,
Mar k bhi chhupaane honge gum.....
Shaayad isliye har laash pe ek kafan hota hai.....!

Best shayari of the world:
Arz kiya hai-
G karta hai main choom loon uski Tatti mein pare us matar k dane ko,
kambakht wo to kam se kam uske labo se hokar gujra hoga.

Hum jab bhi APKO DilSe yaad karte hain,* *To ek **tara** asmaa se tut kar girta hai.*
*Ek din sara asmaa khali ho jayega,*
*aur dekhna uska ilzam sirf HUM per aayega. -
Kunal

Naino me base hai zara dhyan rakhna, Apna rishta yuhi Aabad rakhna, mujhe to Aadat hai yaad karne ki, hichkiya ati rahe to maaf karna....- Sajid khan

bhul sakte hai ek pal saans lena, g sakte he Dil ki dhadkan k bina, par ye gustakhi nahi kar sakte ki, hum jiye aur zindagi kate apki yaado k bina. - Kalpana

tufaan me kasti ko kinare bhi milte hai,
jahan me logo ko sahare bhi milte hai,
duniya me sabse pyari hai jindgi aur kuch log jindgi se bhi pyare milte hai. -
Harsh

Mausam Mast hai
mahaul jabardast hai
apne apne kaam me sab vyast hai
socha phone karke Gud evening kahe,
pata chala.. Iss root k sabhi line vyast hai..!!

Phool khil kar udas hai,
samandar ko aaj pani ki pyas hai,
ek bar aap muskura do
kyuki khuda ko duniya ki sabse 'Khubsurat' hasi ki talash hai.

Chehre pe aapki gajab ki Smile hai, suna hai apke pass bhi Mobile hai, usme sms ki moti file hai, phir bhi sms nahi karte,ye kaun si style hai. - Nitin

Khwaish aisi karo ki aasman tak ja sako, Dua aisi karo ki khuda ko pa sako, U to jeene k liye pal bahut kam hai, Jiyo aise k har pal mein zindgi pa sako..!

Kal fursat na mili to kya hoga, itni mohlat na mili to kya hoga,
Roj kehte ho kal milenge, kal milenge...
kal meri aakhe na khuli to kya hoga.

Rishta banaya hai to nibhayenge, har pal apko hansayenge, pata hai apko to fursat nahi yaad karne ki, hum hi msg karke apne yaad dilayenge. i Miss u

Dosti me dooriyan to aati rehti hai, Phir bhi Dosti Dilo ko mila deti hai,
Wo Dost hi kya jo naraz na ho, Per sachchi Dosti Dosto ko mana hi leti hai.

meri dua hai tu sabse nek seerat ho, teri tarah tera Dil bhi khubsurat ho,
dua se pahle mile tujhko jo tu chahe, ki khud dua ko tere hathon ki zarurat ho.

Kaun Kahta hai ki uske bin main mar jaunga, Main to dariya hu sager me utar jaunga.
Wo tras jaygi Pyar ki 1 bund ko bhi, Mai to badal hu kisi aur  pe baras jaunga. -
Billu

Apni Surat ka kabhi to didaar de, tadap raha hu kabhi to apna Pyaar de,
Apni awaaz nahi sunani to mat suna...
kam se kam 1 Missed call hee maar de.

Kya pata kyo aadat hai unki yaad aane ki, in aankho ko unki jhalak pane ki, humari to tamanna hai unko pane ki, par shayad unko aadat hai hume tadpane ki.

Aasuon k chalne ki awaaz nahi hoti,
Dil k tootne ki aahat nahi hoti,
agar hota khuda ko har dard ka ehsas,
to uuse dard dene ki aadat nahi hoti.

He BHAGWAN meri ye jamanat teri is adalat me rakhna, main is duniya me rahu ya na rahu meri Pyari MAA ko sahi salamat rakhna. I L U Mammi
-
Subhash

Jawaab To Mil Jate hai, Kabhi Difficult Sawaal To Bhejo....
Forward To Bahut Karte Ho, Kabhi Khud Ka Khayal To Bhejo.

Teri nafarat mein wo dam nahi jo meri Chahat ko mita de,
Ye mohabat hai koi khel nahi jo koi haske bhoola de!

Phool hai Gulaab ka
husn hai janaab ka
Tasveer teri mere Dil me hai,
Phir faida kya is naqaab ka.....!

Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Tuhaar chehra Moti samaan, Moti hamaar kutte ka naam!

Kabhi gamo se tumhari mulaqat na ho, udas baithe ho aisi koi baat na ho, shikayat ho to hume maaf kar dena, aur fursat se baithe ho to hume yaad kar lena. - Zaara

Chandan Ki Khushbu Resham Ka Haar,
Saawan Ki Sugandh Baarish Ki Fuhar,
Radha Ki Ummide Kanhaiya Ka Pyar,
Mubarak Ho Apko NAVRATRI Ka Tyohar.

Ji na paoge humse juda hokar tumhe pyar aisa kar jayenge ek din,
kho kar mujhko tum pachtaoge bahut
wafa aisi tumse kar jayenge ek din.

Kash hum apke mobile ka number hote,
apko hamesha yaad to rehte,
agar aap badal bhi dete,
hum se bichad ne ki khabar sabko dete.

Thandi hai coffee garam karlo,Patthar Dil ko thoda naram karlo,Subah se INBOX khali hai mera,thodi c to yaaro sharam karlo..!.f

Yado se teri hum Pyar karte hai,, 100 janam bhi tujh par nisar karte hai, fursat mile to likh bhejna ek sMs, usi ka to hum din raat intezar karte hai.

Agar zindgi me judai na hoti, to kabhi kisi ki yaad aayi na hoti,
sath hi gujarte har lamhe to sayad risto me ye gahrayi na hoti...

haste rhe aap hajaro k bich,jaise haste hai phool baharo k bich,roshan rhe aap dunia me aise,jaise rhte hai chand sitaro k bich.Rajesh Kanha

Upar se gussa dil se pyar karte ho,
najre chura dil bekrar karte ho,
lakh chupao sabse muje sab pata hai,
Roj mere SMS ka intejar karte ho

Bina gum khushi ka pata kaise chelega bina roye hasi ka maza kaise milega wo jo bhi karta hai wo hi janta hai agar hum jaan gaye to use khuda koun kahega

Nice Lines why do we have so many temples,if god is everywhere? a wise man said "air is everywhere,but we still need a fan to feel it"

Mohobat Ko Mohobat Ka ishara Yad Rahta Hai, Har Pyar Ko Apna Pyar Yad Rahta Hai,
Do Pal Jo Unki Baho Me Guzre Ho...
Maut Tak Wo Nazara Yad Rahta Hai.
Hansi ko Inbox, ansu ko Outbox, gusse ko Hold, Muskan ko Sent, help ko Ok aur Dil ko karo Vibrate...
Phir dekho Jindgi ki Ringtone kitni Pyari bajti hai.
Lamhe ye suhane sath ho na ho,
kal me aaj jaisi koi baat ho na ho,
aapki Dosti hamesha is Dil me rahegi,
chahe puri umra mulakat ho na ho.
Kashti toofan se nikal sakti hai,
Shama bujh k bhi jal sakti hai,
Mayus na ho irade na badal,
Kismat kisi bhi waqt badal sakti hai
Likhu kuch aaj,ye waqt ka takaza hai,dil mein dard abhi taaza hai,gir padte hai aansu mere kagaz par,lagta hai kalam mein syahi kam aur teri yad jyada hai.
Waqt mila tb yad karte ho, mud hua tab bat karte ho 1 zamana tha jb 1 pal bhi reh nahi sakte the hamare bagair ab to 1 zamane ke bad yad karte ho.. Badal garja par barsat nai aayi dil dhthka magar aawaz nai i bina hicki ke guzar gaya aaj din kya palbhar bhi hamari yaad nai aayi. Zindgi... Cigarette ki tarah hoti hai, Enjoy karo... Warna... Sulag to rahi hi hai, khatam to waise bhi ho hi jayegi. Gud Day! Hum ek baar jite hai, Ek baar marte hai, Pyar bhi ek baar karte hai, Jab har kaam ek baar karte hai to.… Exam kyu baar baar dete hai…
Best of Luck
Kehte hai "Agar kisi ladki ko sache dil se chaho to sari kaynat use tumse milane me lag jati hai" aur agar wo na mile to "Ladkiya abi baki hai mere DOST" Ankhein khuli ho to chehra tumhara ho,
Aankhein band ho to sapna tumhara ho,
Mujhe maut ka dar na hoga,
Agar kafan ki jagah dupatta tumhara ho.
Sath chutne se rishte nhi tuta krte,
Waqt ki dhundh se lamhe nhi tuta krte,
Log kehte hai mera sapna tut gya,
Tutati to nind he sapne nhi tuta krte;-)

Ishq pane ki tamanna me,
kabi Kabi Zindgi khilona ban Jati hai,
Jise Dilme Basana chahte he,
Wo Surat sirf Yaad Bankar Reh Jati he

usko mere wado ka etbar hoga,Dil me mere liye bahut Pyar hoga,ey sMs ja mere Dost se mil..kyuki usko mere sMs ka intezar hoga...

Tajmahal Ko Pyar Ki Imarataur aur Chand Ko Pyar Ki Ibadat Kehte Hai,
Hamara Chand To aapsa Pyara Hai.
Jiske Dil Ke TajmahaL Me Hum Rehte hai.

Santa & Banta watching match. Dhoni ne 6 mari. Santa- dekho dekho Goal hua.
Banta- abe tu pagal hi rahega Goal isme nahi CRICKET me hota hai.

"apko har safar ka kinara milega, chamakta hua har sitara milega. Aayegi chehre pe pyari si rounak, message jab bhi hamara milega."

Chiragon se andhere door ho jate.....
to chand ki chahat kise hoti.....
kat sakti akeli yeh zindgi....
to pyar naam ki chiz hi kyon hoti.
HAPPY Valentine Day

Tum haste ho hume hasane k liye, tum rote ho hume rulane k liye,
tum ek baar ruth kar to dekho, hum mar jayenge tumhe manane k liye. -
Sunil

Hum khak jamane ki hokar k..uss Chand ki hasrat kar baithe,
Wo cheez khuda se unchi thi.. Hum jisse Pyar kar baithe

Is kadar na har baat yaron se pucho,
Jo baat raaz ki ho isharo se puchho,
Lahero se khelna to samandar ka shauk hai,
Lagti hai chot kaise kinaro se puchho

Fizao k badlne ka intzar nahi krte
aandhiyo k rukne ka intezar nahi karte
Yaad kar lete hai hum kuch khas dosto ko
Unke yaad karne tak ka intezar nahi karte.
3 chizo par kabu rakho "gussa" "daulat" "abhiman" 3 chizo se nafarat karo "zulm" "gurur" "bewafai" 3 chizo ko apnao "iman "sachai aur "sms ka reply'.

khuda se koi baat anjan nahi hoti,
Har kisi ki niyat beiman nahi hoti,
Kabhi manga hoga aapne ek pyara Dost,
u hi aapki hamse pehchan nahi hoti.

Tumhari yaadon ki mehek in hawaon me hai,
Pyar hi Pyar bikhra in fizao me hai,
aisa na ho ki duriya dard ban jaye, ab to aapke msg ka intezaar nigahon me hai

Eid ka chand mushkil se dikhta hai.
Laila ko majnu mushkil se milta hai
Hum to SMS bhejte rehte hai par
aajkal aapka SMS mushkill se milta hai.

WIFE: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho,
SANTA: Tum bhi to kitni moti ho gai ho,
WIFE: Mai to maa banne wali hu,
SANTA: Mai bhi to baap banne wala hu.

pakka dost wo jo tumhe school me apna pen de,
high school m apne notes de,
college me apni bike, aur life me apni wife de...
mai janta hu tu mera pakka dost hai. hai na
Wada karo to nibhana sikho..
chahat Dil mai ho to jatana sikho..
yu hi kisi ko intezar mat karao...
koi agar pyar se SMS kare to reply karna sikho...
Friend k sath kro ya Girlfriend k sath kro. ROOM me kro ya garden me kro. din me kro ya raat me kro.
Bed pe kro ya sofe pe kro...
Kahi bhi kro par Padhai jarur kro.
Rule of Boys, Phulo ki mahak churai nahi jati,
Suraj ki kirne chupai nahi jati,
kitni bhi soni ho apni girlfriend,
par dusro ki glfrnd bhulai nahi jati!
1 stone is enough 2 break a glass.
1 sentence is enough 2 break a heart.
1 second is enough 2 fall in love & 1 sms is enough 2 keep relations in touch.
Zindgi ko khushi me bitana sikhlo, apne armano ko aap chhupana sikhlo, zindgi me kabhi gum chhu bhi na payege, bus aap har baat pe MUSKURANA sikhlo.
Sabse anmol gift agr aap kisi ko dete ho to wo hai waqt,
kyu ki aap kisi ko apna waqt dete ho to aap unhe apni zindgi ka wo pal dete ho jo kabi nahi aata.
Khusiyo se ye Dil bharte raha karo,
jab bhi milo haste raha karo,
dur rah kar bhi tum paas lagoge bas roz apne jaisa 1 pyara SMS kiya karo.
Is life me tension hi tension hai, fir bhi in labon pe muskan hai, kyun ki jeena jab har haal me hai to MUSKURA kar jeene me kya nuksaan hai. "a butterfly lives only 14 days but still it flies joyfully winning many hearts.. Each moment in life is precious so be happy and keep winning hearts..
Us lamhe ko bura mat kaho, jo tumhe thokar pahunchati hai,
balki us lamhe ki kadar karo, kyuk wo tumhe jeene ka ek naya andaz sikhata hai.
Message ek masti hai, ye call se sasti hai, neend ko udati hai, khoon ko jalati hai, dimag ko pakati hai, par kuch bhi ho aapko hamari yaad to dilati hai. Mana ki sara jahan apke sath hoga,
Khushi ka har lamha aap k pass hoga,
Jab khatam hogi hamari "SMS" service,
Us din apko hamari kami ka ahsas hoga.
Har kisi par mujhe aetbar nahi hota,
kisi k SMS ka mujhe intezar nahi hota,
aap k SMS ki baat hi alag hai kyuki kisi aur k SMS me itna pyar nahi hota..
Dosto ki dastaan jab waqt sunata hai.
to hame bhi ek Dost yaad aata hai.
Bhul jate hai ham zindgi k gamo ko,
jab aap k mobile se ek pyara sa msg aata hai..!

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Beti: Boyfrnd k sath.
Maa:kar aayi na muh kala?
Beti:to kya hua maa, Fair n Lovely hai na.

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