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Kamina Shayar

A very Kamina shayar made it to the marriage party of a Nizam’s daughter. He was behaving pretty well when some people asked him to say a sher. These people were expecting something nice from him,
when he started…..

 SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
SHER KAHE, SHAYARI KAHE YA GAYE KOI GANA
TERI NANI PAIR UTHAYE, CHO$E MERA NANA !

People were shocked to hear this, though this shayar had a famous background of telling some really ga#du shayaris.
But this being a Royal Marriage, people requested him to say something about the wedding.
To humare shayar sahab ne farmaya….. 

KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…..
People - WAH, WAH, IRSHAAD, IRSHAAD !!!!
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…
KYA HASEEN FIZZAA HAI INTAZAM KI…
CH~DEGI AAJ LO#DI NIZAM KI.

 People were really angry to hear this They started abusing and throwing stones at him. On this he again started…

AYE DHARTI KE CHAAD SITARON…..
AYE DHARTI KE CHAAND SITARON…
MAA KE LO#DO, PATTHAR TO NA MARO 

People went out of control this time and started beating and kicking him. He begged for mercy but they were not ready to listen to him, any so he finally stated. 

GARDISH MEIN HAI SITARE, GAA#D MARLO HAMARI....
GARDISH MEIN HAI SITARE, GAA#D MARLO HAMARI…...
JAB BAHARE-CHAMAN MAIN HONGE, MAA CHO$-DENGE TUMHARI…

 Rest is history But the history stayed with him when he grew up.
Ab jaahir hai ki aise chutiye k prem me koi padega nahi.
To yeh shayar Hyderabaad se Bombay pyaar ka chakkar chalane k liye aaya. Ek usne achchhi ladki ko dekha.
Ladki ka dhyaan kahi aur tha to shaayar sahaab ne wahi farma diya….. 

MUDHKAR ZARA IDHAR BHI DEKH ZAALIM
KE TAMANNA HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI,
CH~T TERE PAAS HAI TO KYA.....!
LU#D HUM BHI RAKHTE HAI. 

Aapko yakin nahi hoga par Ladki ko yah Shayari pasand aa gai aur use Shayar se Pyar karne lag gai.
Things went well for them for next few days, lekin woh ladki kuch aage nahi badhne deti thi. To ek suhane mousam pe humare Kamine Shayar ne usse keh hi dala….. 

DIL TO DIYA HAI TUJHE PAR EK SHART LAGAYI HAI
LENI HAI WOH CHEEZ JO TUNE TANGO ME CHHUPAYEE HAI. 

Aur hua ye ki Ladki ek dam ruth gayi aur shayar se milna julna chhod diya. To shayar ki haalat bhi kharab ho gayi. Dost log bhi khairiyat puchhne chale aaye.
aur unhone Shayar ka halchal pucha aur ek Jabardast Shayari k liye requested kiya....Shayar phir shuru ho gaya.....

BEDARD ZAMANA KYA JAANE
KYA CHEEZ JUDAAI HOTI HAI
HUM LU#D PAKAD KAR BAITHE HAI
JABKI GHAR GHAR ME CH~DAI HOTI HAI

 Ye sunkar Dost log hil gaye. Koi bola lu#d ko sambhalo. To koi kaheta hai ki agar lu#d ko pakad kar baithoge to mutne kaise jaoge?
To shayar bolta hai….. 

KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LU#D YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI?
KOUN KAHETA HAI KI LU#D YAHAN MUTNE KO AATA HAI?
ARE WOH TO CH~T KI YAAD ME AANSU BAHANE AATA HAI

 Ye sun kar sab dost log aur bhi pareshaan ho gaye. Ek dost se to ye suna bhi nahi gaya.

 To woh dost bolta hai ki mai kaise bhi karke teri darling ko waapis bulaunga.Tere paas waapis aake tujh pe ek ehsaan karne ki bhikh mangooga.
Ab aap log to jaante ho ki yeh shayar log kitne independant hote hai. To humare shayar ko ye ehsaan lene wali baat kuch pasand nahi aayi. To woh bola….. 

EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
EHSAAN KISI KA KYA LENA, HUM TO MUTH PE GUZAARA KARTE HAI
JAB BHI YAAD UNKI AATI HAI, OOTH OOTH DUBARA KARTE HAI

 Mahebooba kabhi waapis nahi aayi. To uski yaad bhula ne k liye wo shaayar Delhi chala gaya. Wahan jab Qutub Minar dekha to bola:

 QUTUB MINAR KO DEKHKAR, SHAYAR KA DIMMAG DAUDA
ASMAAN KO CHO$NE DHARTI NE NIKALA LA~$A

 Is par police ki gaa#d mein khujli hui to usse pakad liya gaya aur court mein pesh kiya gaya. Jab Judge sahiba ne poocha “tumhe kuch kehna hai?” to woh bola: 

AIYE SANAM UTHA KALAM
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MUJHE KASAM HAI RABKI
MAA CH~D DOONGA SABKI…

 uski iss harkat k liye Shayar ko maut ki saja di gai.
Jab use dafnaya gaya to judge sahiba uske kabar par gai.
tabhi usko jordar susu lagi aur wo uss Shayar k kabar par baithke susu kar di.
Judge sahiba k jane k baad is shayar k bhoot ne ek arz farmaya…

WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR, AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
WO AAYE HUMARI KABAR PAR, AUR MUTT KAR CHALE GAYE
MUTNE KA TO BAHANA THA, WOH CH~T DIKHAKAR CHALE GAYE .......

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